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One time she spelled my name Masin. I was worried she knew things. 

I always find it annoying when the people at Starbucks can’t spell your name right. I got my usual coffee this morning and they wrote “Derrok” on my cup. Really? Who spells their name like that? They’ve also written “Darack” & “Dirk” before. Those employees need grammar lessons.

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You did amazing, baby. Just like I knew you would. 

Okay, okay. Someone tell me that it’s gonna be okay. Tonight is opening night and I am beyond nervous. Seriously, who cast me in this thing to begin with? I’m gonna throw the whole show. I know it.

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God, no. Trust me, most of us are ready to get out of this town. 

I think I’ve been here long enough to judge

but like not long enough to judge the country as a whole so I’ve gotta ask. Is this town a good representation of all of America because if so why the actual hell does anyone wanna live here when it’s boring as all fuck? Just a question. 

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Text || Open

Cam: Wait? How does one become a 'cute guy?' It's like everyone's got the secret but me. Is there a warlock nearby that I don't know about?

Mason: It takes a lot of time with just the right amount of hair gel.

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dancinmike:

No, you’re not cute. You’re fucking disgusting cute as fuck.

Oh, phew. Thought you hated me for a second. 

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bernhummel:

Ew, don’t use the ‘L’ word, gross. I’ll take evil any day, though.

I LOVE you, Benny. LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!

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dancinmike replied to your photo

ew gross.

Noooo, we’re so cute!

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elisepierce:

I adore you, you’re right.

Admittedly, the whole squad isn’t as precious as I am, so I understand. 

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stjesses:

I’m not buying you spaghetti. Lima Community Theater are. Great people, huh?

I’ll take it! It would mean more if you bought it though. 

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lifeashummel:

I didn’t, but when your dad is your boss, you get sent home pretty quickly.

Smart dad you got there. My parents would probably be like: The show must go on! Are you feeling any better? 

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text | averson

AVERY: cant believe the disrespect

MASON: Ya gonna spank me, Dad?

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raeraeberry:

Yeah that would not be a pretty sight. People would give me the weirdest looks. 

Well, don’t let people’s looks stop you from  doing things. If you aren’t into it, that’s cool, but it’s your decision and no one else’s!

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skylarkarofsky:

Yeah, I have no coordination. If this is your way of asking me to hang out with you, trust me, you’re asking the wrong person.

You don’t like hanging out? 

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bernhummel:

It is when you have a fun nice to stab them with. Calm down, Mase, I was just joking. Mostly. So there won’t be any blood? Wow, I’ve lost interest already. If I’m not getting a front row seat to some carnage, the most I’ll bring is those cheap dollar store versions of red vines.

I love you so much and yet you’re so evil. 

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jonesaubrey:

Totally hilarious.

The sarcasm comes deep from your soul. 

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audreymcintosh:

I won’t be joining you because I don’t do any of that stuff. But have you gone yet?

Yeah! We went this afternoon. You missed a ton of fun!