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[massiveangelflower]

Nsfw!!! tehee

Imagine being Simon Ghost Riley’s ex wife who he can’t forget. You two have a son together and after being on a mission for a few weeks, he wanted to take him out somewhere for some quality time since you had full custody.

Even though he’s been away for only a few weeks, you two haven’t seen each other for months now.

…

Simon knocks on your door hesitantly. He wants to see you, he needs to. But when you open the door, he doesn’t know what to say.

You’re so beautiful, you changed but you’re glowing.

You just greet him with a simple “hi” and let him in. Simon walks in, lowering his head so he doesn’t hit it on the doorframe and you both sit on the couch and wait…

“He’s not here” you say, breaking the silence and trying to make the situation less awkward after a moment of silence.

“Where is he?” He asks with his deep voice and thick British accent that makes your heart melt each time.

“He’s at his friend’s birthday, he’ll be back later…in a few hours” you reply not daring to look at him in the eyes.

“In a few hours…aight” Simon passes a hand through his short blond hair, trying to think of something to say.

…

You two have been trying to hold a decent conversation for an hour now, catching up on your respective lives. He tells you about the struggles of his job and you tell him about whatever’s been bothering you lately…until you felt his gaze lower to your hand, especially the finger where your ring is placed, the ring he placed. The ring you can’t get rid of even though you tried to.

“You still have your wedding band?”

He asks as he stares at the ring he passed on your finger a few years before, as if he was mesmerized. He wished to do it again, and again… see you all dolled up in your pretty dress for him with that beautiful smile on your face. You two were so happy that day, like it was the best day of your lives.

He wished he could fuck you again like the night of your wedding, slowly and steadily. It was so intimate, just the two of you, his hair tickling your jaw as he pounded into you. He remembers the way your arms were wrapped around his neck and the way your hands would move to touch his hair. He remembers the sloppy kisses he gave you while he was listening to the soft symphony your moans were composing.

Simon snaps out of his transe when you answer

“Yes…it’s a pretty ring after all”

He nods.

He feels dumb for thinking that you two still had something; you moved on and it was clear.

He doesn’t want you to know that he kept the ring and a few of your things too. He doesn’t want you to know that you’re the one in his mind when he’s alone jerking himself off and overstimulating his soaked cock trying to recreate what you would do to him. He’s ashamed. The shirt that you forgot to get back from him had already been stained with his cum so many times that it doesn’t even smell like you anymore.

You already moved on but he didn’t, he never forgot your dates where you’d be just the two of you on the couch watching an old crappy movie. He never forgot the long hours he’d spend sleeping on your pregnancy belly while you’d caress gently his freshly cut hair. He never forgot the way your son would grab his big tatted arm in his small hands…He never forgot the feeling of your pussy squeezing him and taking him so well. The way you’d ride him on nights he felt tired, or the way your tongue would swirl around his tip, trying to milk every drop of cum he had left in him.

Simon loves you, he loves everything about you and never stoped loving you…

…

…that’s why you’re on the couch right now with his face buried in between your thighs. Simon’s tongue passes through your folds and teases your clit slowly while you scratch his hair. He’s so good for you, going a bit faster each time he hears you whimper.

The tip of his tongue teases your soaking hole while your toes curl around nothing.

After a moment of this sweet torture, he finally decides that his pants were getting too tight and stops licking you. He lifts his eyes to look at you, his face all red from embarrassment as your hand leaves his hair.

“Please, let me fuck you like you deserve” He asks politely while you’re panting heavily. At this point, his dick is the only thing you’ve been wanting. It’s been a while, too long.

You agree with a nod and he doesn’t hesitate to lift you up and put you gently on the kitchen counter. He used to make love to you for hours on it, it was the perfect height. He could fuck you from the front with your legs over his shoulders or from the back with your boobs pressed against the cold granite countertop.

He takes a moment to appreciate your body and watches you all vulnerable and needy for him. He wants to make you cry, to make you beg for more because he knows you will want more. He’s the only one who knows what’s best for you.

As you adjust your body on the counter, Simon hurries to take his fully hard boner out of his pants and boxers. It’s bigger than you remember, covered of his precum and ready to stuff you full of his semen.

You bite your lip in anticipation the moment he grips your thigh to holds it up. He’s so hot when he’s on top, his eyebrows are furrowed as he lines up his dick with the hole of your soaked cunt.

He puts it in with a low “fuck” escaping his lips. You feel so good around him.

Simon pounds into you, his fingers digging into the fat of your thighs, making sure to leave dark bruises on your skin. He’s loosing himself into your folds feeling your burning walls squeeze his cock too much for him to hold his orgasm.

He burries his dick deeply into you, his tip kissing your cervix at each thrust and eventually it begins to feel too stimulating, too good. Simon cums into you but doesn’t stop his hips from moving. The white substance drips down to the counter and his moans are higher and louder. Now, his thrust are messy and uneven because of the overwhelming pleasure he’s feeling trying to bring you to your climax.

You reach it eventually, your own juices melting with his as you two are panting messes. Simon looks at you, at your beautiful face he missed so much. He won’t let you go again.

…

About an hour later, after a good shower, he randomly decides to kiss you and mumbles “I love you”

I know the end is ass idk how to end fics 🤯 and tbh I know that my writing sucks also bc I have great ideas but poor grammar and vocabulary 😓 I promise to get better bear with me 🙌🏾

[massiveangelflower]

The 141 boys and the TikTok trend “everybody knows that I’m a good girl officer”

Firstly, I want to say that in this house, we say "fuck the police (derogatory)" every single day. However, I will indulge in this instance because it's our 141 boys and I think the trend with them would be absolutely smoldering. But I will change it up slightly, and pull from my Bodyguard!141 AU Post as well as lean into a security detail aspect for this one.

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Task Force 141 x Female Reader

Content & Warnings (per the warnings MDNI): swearing, suggestive themes, dirty thoughts, flirting, secret relationship

Word Count: 1.5k

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John Price

Price adjusts the ear piece in his right ear.

The blasted thing doesn’t fit right. It keeps slipping. It’s irritating but it’s manageable. Not like Price is running anywhere. At least, he doesn’t plan on moving too quickly. His job is to stand and observe. To make look after a certain MP’s daughter, and to take her back to the hotel when she tells you she’s ready to leave.

You are no stranger. Far from it.

And it goes far beyond the grounds of appropriate behavior.

Price has completely stuck his foot in it, bedding you when he isn’t supposed to. Stealing kisses in dark corners, and fucking you behind closed doors. He was hired by your father to look after you, and instead, John has taken it much further than that.

But he doesn’t fucking regret it.

Not at all.

John adjusts his ear piece and scans the room from left to right. You’re not in sight but that doesn’t bother him. This ballroom is packed full of rich schmucks who couldn’t give a shit about him.

He scans the room again, and this time he finds you.

You’re walking toward him, hips moving in a sultry sway that steals John’s resolve. You’re gorgeous. Perfect. And he can’t stop staring.

The corner of your mouth quirks with amusement, and John straightens his shoulders, making himself appear bigger. He needs to look professional. He needs to look like he’s not thinking about all the ways he wants to fuck you.

But it’s hard to focus, and when you approach, you glance over your shoulder at him, words leaving your mouth that John doesn’t entirely catch at first. Your foot pops in the air, and the friend you’re walking with giggles, her hand pressed to her painted lips.

Everybody knows that I’m a good girl, officer.

A good girl.

Yes. You are.

You’re John’s good girl.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

High-stakes missions have always been part of Kyle’s life. It is what he knows. What he thrives on. But between the missions, Kyle keeps working, and not with SAS.

Kyle mostly signs up for security detail at different places around London. Sometimes he might work as a bouncer for a club, or be monitoring people entering a music venue. Sometimes the gigs are swanky, and sometimes they’re not. Kyle doesn’t really mind as long as he’s paid.

That’s the whole point.

He’s saving. Wants to buy a house. Maybe find someone to settle down with. Life is going by fast. He needs some stability amongst all the violence.

And tonight? Tonight, he’s nothing more than a glorified security guard.

He looks the part in all-black tactical gear, and he isn’t the only one. There is an entire group of them all lined up in front of large windows, creating a bit of barrier. The event coordinator expected protests. All there is are a handful of people across the street with signs. They’re harmless.

Kyle doesn’t pay them any mind.

He does watch the regular people walking by on his side of the road. Some people are here for the event and others are just passing through.

Standing on the corner nearby is a small group of young women. They’re all dressed up like they’re heading to the clubs. Kyle pretends he’s not looking, but that would be a lie. There is one he keeps glancing at.

You’re fucking stunning. A beauty.

But Kyle has to remain calm. Aloof. He’s not here for you or anyone except the job at hand.

“Go over there.”

“I can’t!”

“Girl. He is so cute. Do it.”

Kyle casually turns his head, only to find you striding toward him. His throat drops into his stomach, and you waltz past him, pausing just to his right, flipping your hair, and batting your eyelashes at him and then your friends.

“Everybody knows that I’m a good girl, officer.”

Your friends scream, and then you hurriedly run back to them as if you’ve done something you shouldn’t.

A good girl? Sure you are, love.

Kyle smirks and looks away, doing his best to hide a growing smile.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Simon sits in the driver seat of a large, black SUV. His fingers are itching for a cigarette. He needs the smoke—to feel the burn. To rid himself of some of this agitation.

It’s not annoyance. It’s not frustration. And it sure as shit isn’t anger.

No. Simon has a fucking rager in his pants, and his thoughts are filled with images of you. You—who he’s supposed to be protecting. Escorting you to and from events, pushing back the crowd, and keeping a firm lock on where you are at all times.

The black dress you’re wearing tonight is made of flimsy material. It clings to every curve and swell. Simon is hungry—a feral animal that couldn’t stop stalking you throughout the event.

Now, he’s about to take you back to your hotel. And he knows you’ll invite him in. He knows that the little black dress you wear will be nothing but a pile on the floor in due time.

But this need in his bones isn’t just Simon’s fault. You were a fucking tease all evening. You were bad. Openly flirting with other men in front of him, drinking more than you should have, and genuinely being a little terror to his sanity. All this behavior will only get you punishment. A punishment he’s happy to deal out once he has you behind a closed door.

A car door clicks, and Simon glances up, expecting to see you slide into the backseat. You’re not there. You’re next to him. In the front passenger seat.

“What the fuck are you doing?” asks Simon, his knuckles white as he grips the steering wheel.

You shrug and settle in. “Don’t know what you’re talking about,” you reply, leaning on the middle armrest.

Simon can smell your perfume. “Buckle up,” he growls, and you do so casually, as if you don’t hear his irritation.

He pulls out into traffic, and the moment the two of you are clear of the building, Simon feels your hand on his thigh moving dangerously close to his dick.

“This bad behavior needs to stop.”

Your body shifts and you sing-song the next words out of your mouth. “Everybody knows that I’m a good girl, officer.”

The words are bit slurred. You’re completely pissed, and Simon cannot help but laugh. No punishment then. Not tonight at least.

But tomorrow?

Absolutely.

John "Soap" MacTavish

This isn’t Johnny’s usual job, but it’s easy work.

Usually, hired security and local police take care of concerts and sporting events, but the military has been called in for this one, and Johnny is fine with that. Again, it’s easy work, and they’re paying him more for it.

He stands in one spot, scans the crowd, and acts casual while looking downright intimidating. The intimidation isn’t hard. They have him completely decked out in all-black tactical and balaclava included. All you can see of Johnny are his eyes.

It’s fun, actually. When he put it all on, he pretended to be Simon, only to receive a swat upside the head for it from the man himself.

Johnny has his hands casually resting on his bulletproof vest. No one is really looking at him, and those that do quickly look away. But there is one he can’t stop looking at.

You’re so damn cute, and you can’t stop glancing at him either. You’re with friends, and you keep smiling in his direction. If this were any other night, Johnny would approach you, flirt a bit, maybe even ask for your number. Might even take you home with him if you were open to it.

But Johnny is on the job, and he can’t afford to do that.

As you move closer to him through the crowd, one of your friends keeps saying something to you, moving their hands as if urging you to do something. Johnny isn’t sure what, but he’s curious. You don’t look like danger, and there is nothing about your demeanor that says that you’re looking to cause trouble.

Maybe it’s the balaclava. That seems to be a thing now.

As you approach, there is a pop of your foot, a quick flip of your hair, and a stunning smile. Your friend holds up her phone and you turn away from Johnny briefly to say “Everybody knows that I’m a good girl, officer.”

I bet you fucking are, love.

Your friends giggle with pleasure, and you quickly move away from him but not before you glance over your shoulder one last time, mouthing a silent “thank you.”

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[massiveangelflower]

Summary: Your first time.

CW: SEX!🤬 And fluff at the end.

Pairings: Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto

A/N: I started this on July 3rd.. that’s why sugurus part is shorter than what it should be.😖 I was told to post this a while ago by @yeetbawls but WHATEVER!

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Satoru Gojo

Satoru was ecstatic when you told him you wanted him to take your innocence. Of course he played calm and collected, asking important questions to make sure you were ready as if his dick wasn’t jumping for joy in his pants. No offense, but he’s tired of using his hand all the time. :(

He made sure to make you feel as comfortable as one could, pretty blue eyes scanning your figure while his fingers worked your panties off your hips.

Satoru stared at your cunt for so long you were starting to doubt even letting him to do this.

“Satoru? You’re staring- Do I look weird?” Your voice, soft as snow spoke out to him. Watching him from between your legs.

“Of course not, mama. She looks gorgeous, can’t wait to taste her.” He gave you a toothy grin, his face disappearing from your sight, your body suddenly replaced with a warm sensation as his tongue lathered itself with your slick.

Satoru practically melted at the taste of you, a hand snaking around your thigh to pull you closer. His lips wrapped around your clit in a warm embrace, sending a jolt through your body.

“Sa-toruuu!” You cried out, back pressing up and off the smooth silk sheets of his bed. Of course Satoru could barely take his mind off the way his cock painfully throbbed in his sweats, so he used his free hand to push them down to his thighs. He parted from your pussy for a moment to lather his fingers with your juices, spreading your essence on his cock.

Satoru ate you out like he craved you. Like how he craves air. Air is the last thing on his mind now that you had soaked the sheets as you came. Orgasm coming in heavy as your cunt convulsed, giving Satoru exactly what he wanted.

“Holy shit. Did you just squirt-“ Satoru wiped you from his mouth, letting out a dry chuckle. “Hush!” You bit back, the tips of your ears turning a shade of pink.

“You’re right! M’sorry.” Blue eyes met yours soon after he settled himself between plush thighs. “Lemme know when you need to stop, ‘kay?” Soft lips met the skin of your cheek, a soft gesture that would’ve distracted you if it werent from the burning sensation of his cock painfully stretching you out.

“Fuck, ‘Toru.” You hissed between teeth. Nails digging into the arms that caged your head between them. “I know mama, I got’chu.”

Within minutes of waiting for the pain to subside he began to work his way out of you. Angry pink tip kissing the walls to your entrance before bumping your cervix. “Fuck. S’tight- gonna drive me crazy pretty.”

He slowly drives his cock into you. He wasn’t thick, but what he lacked in girth made up in length. And he was long.

“Fuuuuck.” The man above you groaned against your shoulder, teeth making marks over your skin. You wanted to speak up, to tell him not to. But you weren’t sure if you could speak at all- especially not when he started picking up the pace, heavy balls smacking against your ass. Adding to the lewd squelch you made while sucking him in deep.

“Pussy’s made f’me. Ain’t that right? So pretty too? How did I get so…fuckin’…lucky?” His hips punctuated his words perfectly, picking his head up. He tossed your legs over one of his shoulders, keeping them from falling with a hand.

As soon as he pushed his palm down on your tummy, you shamelessly came all over his cock in streams of clear liquid, crying out his name. “Stay with me mama, allll-most there.”

“S’too much- Sensitive ‘Toru.” You grunted, pushing at his stomach, which he immediately slapped away, pressing your legs against your chest. Satoru used his weight to pin you to the matress, his cock lazily pumping into you.

With heavy pants and whines from Satoru, his hips still impossibly deep in your womb, painting your walls a pretty cream color.

“Let’s get cleaned up.”

Suguru Geto

Suguru made sure to give you TONSSSS of prep time. He worked long slender fingers inside of you, curling into that sweet spongy spot that made you see stars. He loved the way he could make you crumble with just a flick from his thumb on your clit.

Suguru isn’t as sweet in bed as you’d think for your first time. Not when things got deep. He liked you on all fours. Face down, ass up. He LOVES the pretty arch in your back as you take him in deep, his hands finding comfort on your hips.

“Lemme stretch you out first. I don’t wanna hurt you.” Suguru kissed your temple, fingers gathering slick from your cunt.

“And you’re already so wet f’me. How did I get so lucky, huh?” He pushed the pads of his fingers against your clit, eyeing the way your body arched into his touch.

“Don’t stop- please don’t ever stop.” A pretty plea fell from your lips like a symphony. His cock stiffened in his sweats. He groaned.

“What am I gonna do with you?” Suguru added his saliva to the mix, fingers slowly, painfully pushing into you. He savored the way your cunt fluttered around his digits when he curled them against the right spot.

Usually he would be able to restrain himself. But today wasn’t the day.

“Mhm. Take it.” He muttered, usually the sleek bun he wore was messy, halfway down his head. He figured it would be best to try to keep it at least loose so he could still see the way your ass bounced with each thrust of his hips.

Words came out in harsh pants against the pillow you bit down on to somewhat ground you. Not that it worked. He could still hear you over the sound of the box fan.

“She’s greedy. Sucking me in so deep.” Suguru reached under you, letting his fingers rub over you. It was perfect. Hell your breath kept getting caught in your throat.

“See? M’riiight here.” He pressed on your stomach, feeling the way his dick prodded at you. You struggled to push him away, eyes glossing over. Its too much for your body to comprehend.

“Fu-uck!” You cried out, nails digging into your palms, leaving cresent marks. His hips stuttered.

Before you could catch a break he fell on top of you causing you to scold and swat at him. “Get off me!” You kicked your legs, flaring around your arms.

“I really hope you’re not still on birth control.” He prodded at you, admiring the way his seed trickled out of you and onto the sheets.

“You’re gorgeous.”

[massiveangelflower]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

ship: cheercaptain!gojo x fem!co-captain!reader warnings: nsfw 🔞 (fem. receiving; overstimulation; p in v) word count: 415 (just a short one, can't get cheer-captian satoru out of my mind 😩) A/N: Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that i'm reposting this from my alt account, lulu-4-u in case you've seen this posted before...

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cheercaptain!satoru who announces today's practice, everyone will be split up into partners and spend the day perfecting forms for the upcoming nationals...

cheercaptain!satoru who stops you before you could team up with a freshman named yuji, saying he noticed that as co-captain, you'd been a bit lacking in performance in recent ventures and offers to help you stretch...

cheercaptain!satoru who brings you over to a more secluded part of the gym with the excuse that everyone needs optimal space to sufficiently practice....

cheercaptain!satoru who hands bend your legs a tad bit higher then needing to during warm-ups...

cheercaptain!satoru who 'accidently' falls between your legs, hips pressing sharply against your core, allowing you to feel how hard the warm-ups were for him, forcing you to suppress the shiver that so desperately wants to come out...

cheercaptain!satoru who immediately ends practice early after you squeeze his waist with your thighs, hinting your want as well...

cheercaptain!satoru who fucks you in the middle of the gymnasium, uncaring of the possibility that someone could walk in at any moment...

cheercaptain!satoru who so pussy-drunk that he finds himself unable to stop cumming in your pussy. he swears each one is the last, but the way you keep squeezing him pushes another...

cheercaptain!satoru who promises it's a one time thing and that he didn't mean to get carried away before leaving, but not before stealing your underwear...

cheercaptain!satoru who practically folds you in half in the janitor's closet during a lunch break with the guise of talking over new cheer routines, panting into your neck desirously as he stuffs you full of his dick over and over again...

cheercaptain!satoru who likes to rub his tip up and down your slit until squelching sounds fill the air...

cheercaptain!satoru who practically keens like a kitten when you grab his hair just right as he tongue fucks your hole, moaning like a bitch in heat as your thighs quiver around his head...

cheercaptain!satoru who angry/jealous fucks you on top of the cheer uniforms after yuji got a bit too close during practice. finger-fucking you until you're squirting/creaming on his fingers because according to him, 'co-captains require immense stamina training' so one just isn't enough...

cheercaptain!satoru who tells you that he thinks it'd be better if you'd make him your permanent warm-up partner because apparently he's the only one that truly know your limits...

[massiveangelflower]

New Brother?

platonic clarisse x reader, platonic Percy x sister reader. definitely not my best work. Mix of show and book.

You had been the only Child of Poseidon for your whole life, or that’s what you thought. A couple days ago you were training with your friend Clarisse. You had become friends with her when you were both unclaimed for several reasons mostly because you were both trying so hard to be noticed by your godly parents, and because you both were really good fighters. When you decided to take a break because neither of you could seem to win, without using powers, there was a group of girls gossiping about something you didn’t catch much, but it was enough to gain interest in whatever was going on. “Yeah a Minotaur… by himself?…” “what’s going on?” One of the girls turned to face you. “A new kid killed a Minotaur!” You tried to think there hadn’t been any new kids the past couple days. “What new kid?” “I don’t know his name. Um… he’s got dark hair, probably 12ish” you were walking with clarisse later that day when you saw him. “Come on clar. You don’t need to preform the ‘welcome to camp ceremony’ on every new camper… do you?” Clarisse let out a short laugh “it’s not a ceremony and no. Just on ones that think they’re better than everyone.” You rolled your eyes “I’m just going to watch then.” You weren’t even paying attention, you just started talking to Luke. The next time you saw him was at capture the flag. You had been on patrol when you saw Luke coming by with… the flag? You ran to get ahead and stop them which you did, but being the best swordsman in camp gave Luke several advantages. Also there was no water near by, and you were banned from causing earthquakes during capture the flag. By the time you got to the river where Percy and clarisse had fought Luke had made it across and the was a Trident above Percy’s head. Now you no longer had the cabin to yourself, but it was nice to have a sibling, for the most part. “Percy, where is my… what are you doing with that?” Percy was holding your stuffed dolphin toy, your only thing you brought from your home, pretended not to know what you were talking about with a smirk on his face. “What? this toy dolphin?” “Yes, give it back.” Percy’s smirk was growing. “Is this your stuffed animal y/n? I thought you were a teenager not a baby.” “Says the guy who drools in his sleep.”

Reblogs are appreciated, I love comments (especially constructive criticism), I love everything Percy Jackson.

[massiveangelflower]

congratulations again on the followers. Can we please get the head cannons for Jason grace x daughter of Neptune reader. If your too busy or just don’t feel like it I understand. Love you❤️ and thank you

⋆⭒˚.⋆ jason grace x daughter of neptune! reader hcs

content: jason grace x daughter of neptune! reader hcs warning: loooooots of language my bad yall, the last few had been too clean for me author's note: YES thank you for reminding me bc i did in fact forget this was something i said i would do, LMAO anyways moving on these were good fun and on the masterlist im gonna count them as a continuation bc they are highly related so yeah, enjoy!!

okay okay WE BACK ON THE DAUGHTER OF NEPTUNE GRIND

sally adopts you instantly

her sweet salt water girl

you're birthday is basically branded into the calendar along side percy's

then annabeth's is added

then jason's

then everyone elses, all of which are color coded

sally just be collecting demigod children like pokemon frfr

she doesn't care that your a daughter of neptune or whatever, doesn't even care to listen to it as she drags you into the kitchen and shoves blue cookies into your face

you and percy get matching tattoos (other than the camp jupiter ones)

below your ankles, percy got a little wave and you got a little seashell

you two lied and told everyone it was to keep you guys connected but in reality it was a lost bet to the stoll's

who were sworn to secrecy

christmases are always spent at the jackson-blofis household

at first it was just you and percy, then sally allowed jason and annabeth to come too

that then turned into a household filled with demigods, with two on the couch, four on air mattresses in the living room, and then you and percy shared a room

hazel and frank always took the couch, leo loved the air mattresses and always tried to see if he could send someone flying by jumping on it, piper always the victim as they shared. and annabeth and jason would start on the air mattresses, but always find their way to their significant other's room

it took jason three christmases to finally sneak into your room, while annabeth did it the very first second she could

look, he was scared of authority okay, leave him alone

also, doesn't help that you and percy shared a room

i just know percy was glaring up a storm

jk jk he actually likes jason, as much as a brother can like his little sister's boyfriend

he likes how soft jason is with you, gentle hands pushing your hair behind your ears and setting plates of food before you without being told

he can appreciate that jason is good for his sister, but he also loves to put on a show

"MOM! JASON GRABBED Y/N'S BUTT!!" he shouts out of nowhere, jason instantly turning the color of a traffic light and throwing his hands up like he's under arrest

"PERCY! HE DIDN'T, MOM, I SWEAR!" you're shouting back, shoving at percy with your hands

"I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRUST YOUR OWN SON, MOM??"

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LYING PIECE OF GREEK-"

"BOTH OF YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!! look, you broke jason," sally cut in, gesturing to jason, who had still yet to move

percy looked all smug until you shoved his face down into his blue pancakes, which were naturally soaked in syrup

"you suck."

"and you swallow."

"STOP YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE JASON WORSE."

poor baby boy

as much as he loves you, refuses to touch you when percy or sally or really anyone is around

he's too proper and scared of pda

he's grown to be okay with holding your hand but even like brushing his hand against your waist and he's apologizing and blushing and pulling back

jason and percy both carry a lot of trauma from their amnesia and the only reason they talked about it with each other was because of you

jason talked to you about it by himself

and then percy talked about it to you by himself

and you were like...why don't they talk to each other about it???

so you locked them in the poseidon cabin and made them talk about it and it was actually super healing

"i just...everytime i forget something, it feels like im gonna forget it all, ya know?" percy murmured, pretending to superrrr interested in a spot on the floor

"if anyone knows, it's me. gods, i worry everyday that i'm gonna wake up and it's all just...going to be gone again. and what if this time, i don't get it back? i dont- i don't get her back. i got lucky, but luck always runs out," jason replied, eyes locked on the lake, which he could see through the window

"i think you'd always remember parts of her. i mean, i did with annabeth and didnt you remember y/n's eyes? i think the gods can only take away so much, i think they left behind residue because they couldn't get rid of all that. all those emotions, all those feelings, all those memories. it's a lot to erase completely," reasoned percy with a shrug before looking up at jason, his lips qurking

"you thinking what im thinking?" he offered and jason pulled his eyes from the lake with a frown.

"statistically speaking, probably not."

"wanna read y/n's diary??"

"what?! no, percy-"

"i've seen some pretty juicy stuff about you in there, grace."

"...just a peek won't hurt, right?"

they did, in fact, not just take a peek

read the whole thing

jason was super smiley coming up to you, proudly pressing a kiss to your cheek, which surprised you as you were aware of his pda issues

"looks who's all happy!! good chat with percy?" you asked with a giggle as he took your hand into his, pressing his lips to the back of your hand, drawing more giggles from you

"yeah, something like that. we just talked about, oh, i dunno, how my eyes remind him of the color of the summer sky when he was 12. oh, and how my skin just looks so nice covered in sweat and-"

"YOU READ MY DIARY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

"IT WAS PERCY'S IDEA!!" jason snitched instantly as he tugged his hand free and bolted away

"GREAT! I WAS LOOKING FOR A REASON TO KILL YOU BOTH!! GET BACK HERE, YOU ROMAN MOTHERFUCKER!"

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Exhausting

Pairings:  Poseidon family feels, Brother!Percy x reader, Dad!Poseidon x reader, Leo Valdez x reader, and a bit of Percabeth.

Summary: Being the only Daughter of Poseidon isn’t easy, especially when you have a boyfriend.

Note for the story: In this story, you will have some set Poseidon traits, like wild hair (for you it’s more curly than Percy’s) and sea green eyes

Time-Period: happens after the battle with Geae

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Okay so don’t get me wrong I love my life, I have great friends, an awesome brother, and a loving boyfriend.  But being the only daughter of Poseidon is exhausting!!!  You would think that with the number of times Poseidon actually has children with nature spirits there would be at least one other girl, but no I’m the only one.  That was something me a Percy didn’t realize until after the giant wars.

I came to Camp Halfblood 2 years after Percy, right in the middle of all the chaos, with the labyrinth and the second Titan War beginning, it wasn’t exactly the best environment to learn about the godly side of my family.  I still remember my first day at camp like it was yesterday.

*Flashback*

“Mom, why are we at Long Island?” I asked her as I watch the trees blur past the car.  We’ve been driving for (however long it takes to get to Long Island from where you live), and it wasn’t until I saw the sign for Long Island that I realized where we were.  It was so strange to be here because whenever we were in this part of the country, it seemed like Mom avoided this place like the plague.  But she has been acting strange since that weird guy approached me on my way home from the last day of school last week.  He was a big, heavy set guy, though I couldn’t be sure I could’ve sworn that he only had one eye.  

“Well looks like we finally found you, little sister,” he told me leering at me with a looked that screamed I was his next meal.  My whole body was screaming that this guy was dangerous, so like any sane person with half a brain, I took off running towards my home, not stopping even for even a second, not until I was safe in my house with the door locked.  

When I finally got home, I told my mom about what happened.  Instead of calling the police like I thought she would she just gave me a sad smile.  “I guess I should have expected this to start happening sooner or later.”

“What are you talking about mom?”  I asked as I watch her dig in the junk drawer and pull out what looked like an old brochure.  

“I hoped I would never have to use this but I guess it’s time,” she muttered to herself.  I tried to question her again, to hopefully get some answers but she cut me off.  “Go upstairs to pack a bag with enough clothes to last you a few months and anything else you may need.”

“Why?  Mom, what’s going on do you know that guy?”  I asked still frozen in my place.

“Please (y/n) just do this for me, all your questions will be answered when we get to where we’re going,” she pleaded with me, as I looked into her eyes I could tell how serious the situation really was.  This wasn’t going to be like our usually impromptu-to vacations when mom sees something and decides that we just have to go there.  This was something much different.  I just nodded my head at her and headed upstairs to pack.

Fast Forward to now as we speed down a forest road to this mystery location.  This whole drive mom has had this same solemn expression on her face, much different than her usually carefree attitude.  

“We’re almost there honey,” mom broke the silence, turning onto a dirt pathway.  That went into the woods.  We continued down this path until we reached a hill with a giant tree on it, and… WAS THAT A DRAGON?!?!?!?

“Mom, what is this place?” I asked tearing my eyes away from the dragon on the hill.

“It’s a special place, for people like you (y/n).  A place where you’ll be safe.”  She told me running her fingers through my unruly curls.

“I wasn’t aware that I was in danger, to begin with,” I joked looking into her watery eyes.

“Of course you didn’t I’ve worked hard to make sure you never did,” She said her voice breaking up, “but they’ve found you now and I can’t protect you on my own anymore.”  She took a deep breath before reaching over the center council and wrapping her arms around me, “I don’t know when we’ll be able to see each other again, but I want you to promise me that you’ll never lose your carefree attitude.  I want you to live in the light and live life to the fullest; not hide in the dark where nobody can see you shine.”  She pulled away slightly to give me a serious look.

“I promise mom,” I told her.  I may not have known what was going on at the time, but I could tell that she was serious, and I didn’t want to let her down.

She smiled, giving me one last hug, “That’s my girl.  Now you need to grab your stuff and make it up that hill and past that tree as quick as you can, don’t stop and don’t look back, as soon as you pass that tree go to the first person you see and they’ll help you.”

I wanted to ask her why she couldn’t come with me, but I held myself back, not wanting to upset her anymore.  I nodded my head told her one last goodbye, and ran up the hill and past the tree.  As I ran, I could hear the sound of my mom’s car driving away.

It was all a blur after that, everything happened so quickly.  The gods were real, they were still having kids with mortals, and instead of taking responsibility for them, they just dumped us here at Camp Halfblood when we started to attract monster.  Since I wasn’t claimed I was put in the Hermes cabin with all the other unclaimed and minor gods half-bloods.  It was cramp, but fun I guess.  Every day I prayed that whoever my godly parent was would claim me so that I could meet my siblings, and move into a cabin permanently, but an answer never came.  I did get this sense of sadness though whenever I begged to be claimed like my dad wanted to claim me but couldn’t at the time.

A week later I met Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.  They were really fun and quickly became two of my closest friends at Camp Halfblood, even though they were two years older than me.  Percy even became somewhat of an older brother to me, scaring away all the boys he didn’t approve and was there when I needed him.  And I returned the favor by doing my best to set him up with Annabeth.  He may have blushed and denied at the time, but all of the camp knew they were meant for each other.  Percy and Annabeth also helped me try to find out who I belonged to, but that was kinda difficult because I wasn’t really good at specific activities that would point us into the direction of my godly parent.  Like I was pretty good at sword fighting, but I had zero aggression so that ruled out Ares.  I couldn’t do archery and I hated the sight of blood, so definitely not Apollo, and so on and so on. One activity I really enjoyed though was riding the pegasus.  I had fun talking to them, and at the time I just assumed everybody could understand them because they weren’t that chatty unless we were alone, so I never brought it up.  I also really enjoyed spending time by the lake, but I didn’t have many opportunities to do that.

The first couple of weeks of camp were awesome, but then the battle of the Labyrinth happened, and I lost a lot of my friends, I would have died to if some Apollo camper hadn’t healed me on the battlefield.  My first camp bead was that of the labyrinth, to represent all the friends we lost and a reminder why we must beat the Titans.  

There weren’t any fun times after that.  We spent all our time training, going on missions, and killing monsters.  I decided to stay at camp year around to protect my mom, but I still send her letters every few weeks to let her know that I’m okay.  Throughout all of this, I still hadn’t been claimed, but that was okay because I wasn’t fighting for my godly parent, I was fighting for my mom and my friends.  To keep them safe, and alive.

I was in Olympus when I finally ended, I wanted to be there for Percy and Annabeth even though I didn’t know Luke, I had a feeling that I should be there.  I was there for Annabeth after Luke died, Percy and I surrounded her in our hug, letting her know that we were there for her no matter what.

I watched as Percy turned down god-hood, and made demands to the gods, including that they have to claim all their children.  After Zeus agreed to all of his demands Percy turned around and looked me straight in the eye as he said his last demand, “And I want (Y/N) to be claimed, right now.  She may not have been here for everything, but she has done so much, even though she remained unclaimed she remain faithful in the fight, if her dad isn’t proud enough to claim her then he doesn’t deserve her.”  I smiled at him in return, a slight blush making its way to my cheeks.

Poseidon stood up, looking like the proud dad he should be.  “You’re absolutely right Percy, and that is why I, Poseidon god of the sea, claim (Y/N) (L/N) as my daughter,” Poseidon announced.  I both me a Percy were gobsmacked at this.  We were actually brother and sister.  I looked up and noticed a sea green trident glowing above my head.  I couldn’t believe it I was actually claimed.  I knew who my dad was and I had a big brother.

I shot a smile to Percy before running towards him tackling him in a hug.  Of course, this didn’t knock him down because of the achilleas curse, but I still hugged him as hard as I could.  He squeezed me back.  After a couple of seconds I felt another pair of strong arms wrap around Percy and I.  I looked behind me to see Poseidon, dad? hugging both of us.  At this point all the other gods had lost interest in our little moment and were actually looking around, checking on their children.

When we finally pulled away I couldn’t help but ask a question that’s been weighing on my mind ever since I arrived at Camp Halfblood, “One thing I don’t understand is why didn’t you claim me sooner?” I asked Poseidon looking up into his eyes.

“She does have a point, why didn’t you?  You claimed Tyson without another thought, but you didn’t claim her.”  Percy added on.

Poseidon looked at us and sighed, “Believe me I wanted to claim you the minute you stepped into camp, but with the tension of the war and the prophecy, I didn’t want to add on to that, by putting a bigger target on your back then was necessary,” Poseidon told us, holding my face in one of his hands.  “It’s been 100s of years since I’ve had a daughter, and just like with Percy I was so happy to know that you were out there, but I was also worried about you.  Your demigod genes took longer to kick in than others, while Percy was born strong and healthy, you were born sick and weak,  I was worried that I would lose you at some points when you were a newborn.  I promised myself that I would claim you as soon as you enter camp, but not if it would have put you in danger.  So I waited, until it was safe, like now, and I’m so glad I did.” He then grabbed Percy’s face in his other hand, “I experience the greatest joy watching you and Percy grow closer and closer together, and to be here to watch as you to reunite as brother and sister.  There is nothing better.  I love you my children, and I always will,” he told us looking us in the eye.

“We love you too dad,” I spoke giving him a watery smiled.

“I couldn’t think of a better godly parent to have,” Percy told him with a big smile on his face.

“Mainly because any of the other gods would have killed you by now,” I joked.

We all had a good laugh at that and spent the rest of our time on Olympus hanging out with each other and our dad.  Later that night Percy and Annabeth finally got together.

*End of Flashback*

And everything was peaceful until Geae came.  But those scars are still too fresh to go into.  I still have nightmares of Leo dieing.  Luckily for me, he’s back, with an extra passenger that I’m not exactly fawn of (Calypso), but she didn’t stay around here that long.  Right now she’s traveling the world seeing everything she missed out on.

Currently, I was hanging out by the lake with Leo, we were having some much needed alone time away from everybody else, especially Percy.  Now don’t get me wrong I love my brother with all of my heart, but since he was missing when Leo and I started dating and was to distracted on the Argo II to say anything to us about our relationship.  He is really taking on the role of an overprotective big brother.  Going so far as to forcibly separate us if we’re too close for his liking, and constantly interrupting our dates.  Thank the gods for Annabeth, who has started to run interference for us so we can actually have dates.

Right now I was leaning back against Leo’s chest as we watched the sunset on the lake.  We were just enjoying each other’s company in comfortable silence, relishing in our closeness.

“What are you thinking about my beautiful mermaid?” Leo asked using his pet name for me.

“Just how I ended up here, my handsome dragon,” I told him leaning my head back to look up at him.

Leo smiled down at me giving me a quick kiss on the lips, “Is that all, I would love to hear all about it.”  He told me grinning.

“I’ve already told you all about it though, “I told him turning around in his lap, now straddling him.

“I know, but I just love the sound of your voice,” He told me putting his arms around my waist.

“Well I have a better idea of what to do with my mouth,” I told him, giving a flirtatious smile, before capturing his lips into a deeper kiss.  He kissed back right away tightening his hold on my waist drawing me closer to him, as I ran my fingers through his curly hair.  Leo was slowly becoming bolder and bolder as the kiss continued, slipping his hands under my shirt and slowly started to bring them higher and higher until they were resting right on the back of my bra, tracing it across my back.  I shivered at his fingers danced along my back, and I continued to massage his scalp.  As the kiss got deeper, I started to lean him back onto the sand, enjoying every second of our embrace.  And I had full intentions to continue it until I felt someone tugged at the back of my shirt.  At first I just assumed it was Leo until I was up in the air being held up by the back of the said shirt.  I looked up feeling slightly irritated assuming it was Percy until I looked up and say it was actually my dad holding me up as he glared down at my boyfriend.

“Dad?!?!”

“Poseidon?!?!?!”

Leo and I shouted at the same time.

“That’s Lord Poseidon to you son of Hephaestus,” Dad growled at Leo, looking ready to kill him.  “What do you think you’re doing to my pressure little girl?”  He asked, but I can tell that no matter what he said it wasn’t going to end well.

“I was just spending some quality time with my lovely girlfriend,” Leo answered nervously, looking ready to pee himself, and I really shouldn’t blame him, he didn’t have as much experience with angry gods as Percy, Annabeth, and I.

“Dad calm down.  Leo and I were just on a date,” I told him still suspended in the air by my shirt.

“You’re too young to date,” He said turning on his heels, still carrying me by my shirt (it’s a wonder it hasn’t ripped yet), towards camp and an angry Percy.

“What do you mean I’m too young?  I’ve been through 2 wars for you shouldn’t I be able to decide when I can date?” I asked as he carried me away from Leo.

“No your my little girl, whoever wants to date you has to do a special quest thought up by me to win that right,” Dad told me finally setting me down next to Percy.

“Yehea and then they have to be able to beat me in a fight to prove that they can protect you,” Percy added glaring at Leo a couple of yards behind me.  “You hear the Valdez, you got a long way to do before we can even consider letting you date (Y/N)!”  

I groaned at the two before me, I may love them, but being a daughter of Poseidon is exhausting.

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be4 i work on all the requests in my inbox, lemme do some food for thought. spider!mike x silk!reader

→ mike becoming spiderman was the worse and best thing that’s happened to him. worst: it was harder to pay the bills and take care of Abby. the city constantly needed him costed him many jobs and opportunities of bonding with Abby.

→ best: he made met you. though you and him never revealed your identities to each other, he found his twin flame. since you and him had been bitten by the same spider, the magnetic attraction between you two was unbearable.

(he’s actually convinced you to have upside down sex with him🤭)

→ “fuck.” Mike thanked his intelligence for making a fly in his suit. he could easily whip himself out without removing all his clothes. you were pressed against at the wall in one of the shady alleys Mike had urgently found. you were babbling noises. you wanted to moan his name, letting him know who your cunt belongs to. but you didn’t know his name. “remind me to piss you off more.” you chuckle. your walls clamp around him, making his hips thrust harder in you. Mike was getting lost in his daze. he gripped at your mask like it was your hair, accidentally pulling it off. “shit!” he groans, his seed spilling in you. he opens his eyes, looking at his hand holding your mask. “shit…i’m sorry.” he mumbles, giving you your mask back. you chuckle, pulling your mask down, “we’ll get there soon, Spiderman.”

taglist ;; @baumbii

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may i request to the demon brothers reacting to a teenage mc accidentally calling them “dad” since they never had a father figure in their life? i’d love to see that in action

React to Teen MC Calling them Dad

PLEASE READ

Warnings: Absence of father figure, abandonment issues

Summary: While talking to a younger MC the brothers get called “dad” by the human and this is how they act

- MC was lost at RAD and Lucifer had found them wandering around aimlessly

- After pointing them in the right direction they began to merrily skip away off to class

- “Thanks Dad!” They smiled wide and both parties stopped in their tracks

- “Excuse me?” Lucifer asked with a slight chuckle

- MC refused to face him but he could still see the tips of their ears turning red

- “I-um-I meant Sir, sorry- easy mistake! Gotta go bye!” they ran off 

- Lucifer couldn’t help but want to give MC a hug and treat them as if they were his own kid

- May or may not discuss the adoption of a human by a demon with Diavolo immediately after that exchange

- Listen, this man has dad reflexes and you can’t tell me otherwise

- So when he saw MC suddenly trip, he is very quick to put his arm out and wrap it around them to stop the fall

- Once he scans over them for any injuries and they are once again steady on their feet they give him a smile and say, “Thanks, Dad!” 

- He watches them freeze, mortified they had just called him that 

- He gets very flustered and stutters out a few things along the lines of “no problem kiddo! Uh and I gotta go to class now uhm uh BYE”

- They feel like he’d upset with them but in reality he had to go find a closet to cry in to avoid making a fool of himself in front of the teen

- He starts to baby them a bit more from that day on, from teaching them life skills you’d need to scolding them like a dad would when they misbehave

- He basically turns out to be like Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club, y’know like reffering to himself as “daddy” and crying and fussing over MC 

-  He was teaching MC about aquatic demons and  their powers to help study for a test

- Before leaving they said “Thanks Dad- LEVI OMG I MEANT LEVIATHAN” and Both were blushing messes

- MC couldn’t stop apologizing and Levi just sat there in shock, watching the flustered human try and come up with an excuse 

- “D-d-don’t worry about it! If you want to think of me like that its cool! I-uhm- I just feel glad you’re comfortable around me and look up to me,”

- He cried the second they left

- he sees them as more of his child afterwards and makes the decision to fill that role for them if they so desired 

- Is an anime type of dad, y’know like how they act in anime? I cant really explain it but there's just a characteristic that they have i can’t put my finger on

- He and MC were in the library when it happened

- They were struggling to reach a book from a high shelf so he got it for them

- “Thanks, Dad!” MC had said cheerily, not even noticing what they had called him until they heard him drop the book he was holding

- Both of them just stood there for a moment

- They both silently agree to never mention the incident 

- But it is obvious to MC that Satan was becoming more nurturing to them after that

- He was in his room, but was feeling a bit hungry, his nails were wet though so he didn’t want to get up

- He asked MC to grab him something to eat and they stood up saying “okay, Dad!”

- Time stopped for half a second before he tackled them with a big squeal

- “AWWW THAT WAS SO CUTE SWEETIE,”

- He teases them until the end of time because he likes seeing them so flustered

- But he also insists on babying them constantly

- He had thanked MC after they made him breakfast

- “No problem, Dad”

- He started crying happy tears and hugged them so hard that they could barely breathe

- He was blubbering about how he’d guide MC and raise them to be a good person and MC was just like OKAYYYYY

- Gets adoption papers and constantly helps them with everything ever that they could possibly need

- They were trying to wake him up and nearly gave him a heart attack when his half asleep ass just hears someone shaking him and saying “wake up dad”

- He shoots up and bumps heads with MC, and they both just stare at each other like o.O

- As soon as he processes what’s happened he gets a shit eating grin on his face

- He will tease them relentlessly and when they are like “i diDNT MEAN TO YOU JERK”

- he is just like, “Sure ya didn’t :)”

- Is overall just a cocky asshole over the whole ordeal

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Undateables with a teen mc accidentally calling them dad

React to Teen!MC Calling Them Dad

Warnings: Dad

Description: During a conversation MC accidentally calls the side characters “Dad”

Disclaimer: As I previously stated on a post i made a while back the new characters will not be included due to the fact i have not met them in the game yet and i am not comfortable writing them yet, thanks!

- He had just finished walking MC through some stuff regarding their classes and next years enrollment for the exchange program

- As MC was walking out of his office they said, “Bye, dad!” and immediately halted in their steps

- Diavolo smiled and filled with pride as he watched the young human fumble over their words, desperate to regain some sort of composure

- “MC, I do not mind you thinking of me in a fatherly way, it is quite endearing! Shall I call you, child?”

- Barbatos had MC over for some tea, the young human gossiping about some teenager drama happening between their friends in the human world

- He was nodding along and listening carefully, but politely interrupted them to ask them to pass him some sugar

- “Of course, here ya go, dad!” MC happily handed him the sugar, about to go back to their story when it dawned on them what they had just said

- They blushed and looked down, embarrassed and apologized to the demon butler

- He smiled at them and removed his glove, gently placing his bow bare hand on their head, patting their hair in a comforting way

- “No need to worry, MC, it was a mistake,” he paused for a moment before slightly smiling, “if it makes you feel any better you’re like the kid i’ve never had”

- Simeon and MC were rearranging his room at Purgatory hall together

- Suddenly he dropped a box on his foot and yelped in pain

- MC turned towards him worriedly and called out, “are you okay, Dad?!”

- at first it didn’t register since he was used to Luke also slipping up and calling him Dad every now and then

- he finally realized when MC was blushing and trying to explain themselves

- “Oh i didn’t even notice! Though i’m fond of the idea of you thinking of me in such a way,” he smiled fondly at the young human

- Solomon was teaching MC some new spells, fondly watching as the human successfully completed a rather difficult spell that even he wouldn’t have been able to do at their age

- “Did ya see that, Dad?!” Time froze and Solomon couldn’t help but cackle

- He laughed at the poor frazzled teen but strode over to them, giving them a pat on the back

- “Hell yea I did, kiddo”

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anon asked: That genz MC is great… how about some headcanons with Dia, Lucifer, and Simeon with them cause I doubt they know memes all that well lmao

I’m going to pretend that I haven’t been avoiding this until I was in a ‘gen z’ mindset despite the fact that I AM gen z, so you all should too. ANYWAY

Lucifer:

As far as he understands, these sayings and actions of yours are widely known jokes amongst your human generation. Unfortunately, none of them are amusing.

The other day he caught you and Solomon (who shouldn’t have been in the House of Lamentation that late anyway, but that’s besides the point) leaping around the furniture in the common room. The two of you were screeching something about how the floor was lava.

What

To make a bad situation worse: 

Mammon joined in because chaos breeds chaos

Leviathan joined in because he had apparently come across this human world phenomenon online

And Satan joined in with the intent to disrupt the room as much as possible to irritate Lucifer.

Lucifer couldn’t allow the five of them to destroy the room, so he ordered them to stop at once. He couldn’t BELIEVE the audacity of MC when they walked straight up to him, looked him in the eye, and told him he failed the vibe check.

The group of five cleared out of the room in seconds, all of them shaking their heads at him in disappointment.

Diavolo:

Overheard MC say the word ‘yeet’ once and asked them to explain.

Lucifer hasn’t been able to relax since.

“Hey, Lucifer! YEET!”

Another expensive vase smashed due to Diavolo’s abysmal aim.

“YEET!”

Joy, there goes a window in Lucifer’s office.

“YEET!”

Diavolo had launched HIMSELF at Lucifer, who had no hope to catch the larger demon from his seated position at his desk with minimal warning.

After a week of such incidents Lucifer finally cracked and suggested Diavolo learn some other human joke (one that was much less DESTRUCTIVE.)

The next day, MC and Solomon were essentially glued to the demon lord’s side, filming his every move. Aside from the annoyance that would spike inside of Lucifer whenever Diavolo ignored what he was saying to instead gaze into the lens of the camera, the joke was much more tolerable than the joke from the week prior.

He then discovered that a good number of his smaller desk supplies had been suspended in gelatin and changed his mind.

Simeon:

Simeon tries so hard to understand ‘memes’, he really does, but he just doesn’t have the level of dumbass needed to fully appreciate them.

He very much resembles a grandparent who is trying (and unfortunately failing) to connect with their teenage grandchild.

“MC, have you seen this humorous picture of this cat who seems to be frowning?”

After spending some time with very early internet memes, Simeon then begins to slowly move onto vines. Most of them he finds too crude for his liking, but there are a few good ones out there.

For example, upon entering R.A.D.’s dining hall, he sweeps his arms out in the direction of the students and proudly proclaims: “Look at all those chickens!”

No one has the heart to tell him how outdated the saying is, so they instead play along with his joke.

Simeon is pleased with his newfound knowledge of human culture.

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may i request a headcannon for the undateables? i dont see them getting a lot of content 😔 shaisksjxs how would the undateables react to the MC (gender neutral) being apart of Gen Z? 👀

LET’S SHOW THE SIDE CHARACTERS SOME LOVEEEEE

Side Characters react to MC being a part of Gen Z

*** ALL SIDES ***

Diavolo

- Absolutely loves it to nobody’s surprise 🥴

- Constantly asks you to repeat vine and tiktok references which goes like...

“MC, repeat the thing you told me earlier!”

“...stupid fucking dinosaur?”

“BAAA HA HA HAAAA!! Excuse me? ExCUSE ME?”

- Will try to join in but ultimately fails because he is just a grandpa in a hella hot bod

- Ends up sending you 2010 style memes cause he genuinely can’t tell the difference rawr xD

Barbatos

- Does. Not. Get it.

- “What did you just say...oh....that’s nice”

- Tries to keep his mouth shut but we all know that he’s lowkey judging - but you do you boo 😌💅

- Will create a file on all of Gen Z humor as “research on human mannerisms” (he really just wants to know wtf is going on with you cause crikey)

Simeon

- Begs you to not traumatize Luke by saying anything strange in front of him

- Secretly finds it funny but holds back on his reactions because wow that joke was not holy

- Will laugh at most jokes, but literally just stares at you blankly when it’s anything of the sexual variety

- “I am an angel MC...a literal ANGEL. FROM HEAVEN. I’M BEST BUDS WITH MICHAEL YET YOU STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TEST ME LIKE THIS” aka silence wench, i do not wish to be horny

Solomon

- YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.

- Coming from the human realm, he actually GETS IT

- Will definitely have a billion inside jokes with you that nobody else will be able to comprehend

- Hey Solomon, do you mind throwing this in the trash for me? “Sure MC, not a problem...”  *ahem*  “YEET”

Luke

-His pure little soul emotionally can’t handle it, like what even is this?

- “Barbeque sauce on titties?”  

💦 C R I E S 💦

- Who in the hell put the muffins in THA FREEZAH ~ “It wasn’t me I swear! Why would anyone put muffins the freezer of all places I DON’T UNDERSTAND?!” ~ I don’t understand bitch, i don’t understand 🎶 ~ “HOW DO YOU KEEP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A SONG, STOP IT I’M SCARED”

- Poor baby is traumatized oops 🙈

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Obey Me Brothers React to a Gen z MC

To the beautiful person who sent me this request, I straight up accidentally deleted this ask halfway through writing it, I’m so sorry. That’s what I get for trying to use Tumblr Mobile.  However, the prompt was:

“How would The Brothers react to a GN MC who is a Gen Z, and has a very dark sense of humor, but like is too scared to ask for extra ketchup from a restaurant.”

Lucifer

- The most confused of all the brothers - HATES chaos and MC is constantly there to say the craziest stuff, MC gives this man heartburn 5sure. “MC, You must do your tasks. Don’t Disappoint Diavolo.” “okay, boomer.” “I beg your pardon?” “Then beg.” - after that interaction, get ready to either throw hands or book it to Purgatory hall, RIP. - Is constantly amazed by the lack of fear they have around him and his brothers, but also saw them drop a pen in class, and as it rolled away they just say there awkwardly until class was over to go get it. -“MC, Would you please call and order takeout from Hell’s Kitchen, and ask for extra hell sauce.” -“Would you please consider just eating me instead?”

Keep reading

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🔞˗ˏˋDrabble´ˎ˗🔞

-> GN/M, Cock Warming, Rough Sex <-

imagine being super needy for Sebastian while he's working, but instead of taking a break to fuck you, he just makes you cock-warm him until he's finished with work for the day...

he's balls deep inside you, typing away on his keyboard, meanwhile you're sweating and trying your best not to move, knowing he won't let you cum if you distract him too much.

so you continue to sit there, throbbing with arousal while you try to take your mind off of it. it doesn't work too well though. you were snapped out of your daze when you heard Sebastian grunt behind you. his hands gripped your hips tight, stopping the little movements you didn't even know you were making.

his voice is low and shakey when he tells you to "knock it off", all you could do was nod and whimper in return, biting your nails and sucking in a deep breathe.

after a while you couldn't take it anymore though, you couldn't tell when he'd be done with his work, and it'd already felt like you'd been warming him for hours.

but he would notice if you tried to grind down at all... so you settled on trying to play with yourself as quietly as possible. maybe he wouldn't notice if you went slowly? i mean... he never told you not to touch yourself, he just told you to quit humping him.

your fingers trailed down between your thighs, swiping over your swollen tip/clit, accidently clenching down on his cock at the same time. you let out a soft gasp at the sensation before you continued, every little jolt of pleasure you gave yourself making you squeeze down tightly on him.

you whined out loud when he gripped your hips again and told you to stop it. "i-i can't... need to cum." your voice was needy and pathetic.

and you couldn't tell as you were facing away from him, but Seb was losing his composure as well. he thought about what to do for a moment, before saying 'fuck it' and deciding he needed to cum too.

he gave you no warning before picking you up by the waist and bending you over his desk. one hand is clamped over your mouth as the other presses into the small of your back and keeps you pinned down.

hes fucking you relentlessly now, leaning down and whispering into your ear.

"this what you wanted, huh?"

"fuck, you're such a little brat."

"you just couldn't let me finish my work, could you?"

every little thing he said brought you closer to cumming. but the last straw was hearing him moan out an "oh, fuck!" before picking up the pace. knowing he was about to cum inside you made your climax erupt, his following right behind.

you're both tired and panting by the time he manages to pull out, feeling a little disappointed that he'll have to get back to work after this.

until he lifts you off the desk... holding you and leaning down to your ear again, "you know what? i can finish this work tomorrow. get on the bed."

oh? round 2 it is then!

A/N: my apologies if this isn't super good but it's 3am and im tired & horny so bear with me here !!!😭

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ok but reading your latest sdv headcanons has given me an idea. You wrote Sam being horns for farmer in a sundress and it's has unlocked in me the feminine urge to be railed in a sundress. I'd love to see your take on it with the sdv bachelors.

SDV Bachelors x Fucking Farmer In A Sundress Summary: Bachelors to you looking too pretty in a sundress. [Includes; Elliot, Sebastion and Lance (From SDV Expanded)] Warning(s): No established relationships (I'm in a mood for FWB relationships + unrequited love what can I say?), Elliot low-key sluts out the reader, Elliot and the reader are kinda tipsy in his part but the sex is consensual dw, Sebastion is kinda a needy hopeless romantic and jerks off to the thought of the farmer, Alex and the farmer have sex outdoors like true outdoorsy people do 💪. Side notes: I only included three bachelors because- lol I gotta put all my focus on this other SDV fic. It's a bit longer so I need more time on that.

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

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Elliot

The man nearly keels over when he sees you in a sundress. It was when you first introduced yourself to him actually! After that though? He was hooked on you like a drug.

Not necessarily in a perv way but more so in an "I definitely have a crush on them" type of way.

But he more or less keeps it in his pants until he spots you again but this time? It was at the Stardrop Saloon and both you and him were tipsy after sharing a beer.

Tensions were flying and after you placed a hand on his thigh? Y'all were fucking in one of the more secluded rooms in the saloon because y'all didn't have a chance in hell of making it home.

♡ - "Oh Yoba...Fuck—" A choked up uncharacteristically needy whine escaped the lips of the writer as he fucked you on the wooden floors of the Stardrop Saloon.

Despite the tipsy haze his vision had however, no amount of beer could dampen your beauty and the fact that you were the most captivating person in this entire tavern. From the first day he met you to now, those were his thoughts but tonight? Oh, they increased tenfold when you waltzed through the doors, unaware of how you stole his very breath with your outfit.

A simple brown sundress that was mid-thigh length and only had thin spaghetti straps to keep your outfit up upon your shoulders. The deep v-neck of your dress barely leaving your dress to the imagination as small beads of sweet dripped down your skin and between the valley of your chest. Combined with the scent of your perfume, how you looked at him when you sat beside him and the light application of your make-up.

All of it served to make him absolutely dizzy.

To the point where the quickly growing tension between the two of you, fueled by your brief touches and your conversations growing more and more naughty.

There was no way that the two of you could wait to get home to either of your houses.

No, it needed to be handled now.

"Y-You must've wanted this to happen, my dear...didn't you?" He moaned in your ear as his chest was pressed against your back. His thrusts sloppy and rough as he hugged you so tightly you had a mind to think he was trying to bury himself into your skin. "Yoba your sooooooo pretty." He continued to pant into your ear like a dog in heat.

You responded with a breathy moan, your head turning briefly to slot your lips against Elliot's. Quickly, Elliot lightly bit at your lower lip, prompting a gasp from you that allowed his tongue to slip in. His tongue tasting every area inside your mouth before you two parted with a single string of spit still connecting the two of you.

When Elliot's eyes refocused on yours, however, his moans began to increase in volume as his thrusts started to pick up pace in lieu of his impending orgasm. He swore he was falling deeper and deeper into the pit of his crush that he had on you, to the point where he dared to say that he was falling in love with you.

"Y/N...Oh fuck..." Elliot continued to moan your name as he grew closer to his orgasm, his moans getting higher and higher as he struggled to hold onto his sense of self and not spill out the fact he had a bigger crush on you than this moment could portray.

But, you beat him to it. "Elliot...I-I love you, s-so m-much." You said.

Another choked-up grunt spilled from Eliot's lips at the confession before you felt your insides being flooded with a searing heat, his own orgasm pushing you over the edge as you shuddered at the force of your climax. Your vision temporarily went black before you slowly returned back to Earth. Your skin was sticky with sweat whilst your slick drenched the back of your thighs and Elliot's cock.

"So..." Elliot spoke, breaking the post-climax silence. "You love me, hm?"

Sebastion

I'm going to spoil myself a little and imagine he saw you in a sundress once and practically never again.

However, that didn't mean he didn't stop thinking about it.

After seeing you, he developed a crush on you that he was too shy to really do anything about (completely ignoring the way you visited his room constantly to deliver frozen tears to him).

So to satiate his lust for you?

Masturbate ofc, with you being front and center in his mind.

♡ - He's tried so hard to avoid doing this.

But, he feels like a little self-credit is due here. It wasn't like he wanted to be in this position right now! Where he was left alone in the middle of the day due to his family apparently wanting to go to a town event that didn't interest him in the slightest. And although he was currently lying in bed, trying to doze off, his mind wouldn't leave a particular thought of you.

It was around the time when you came to visit his mother for some supplies he believes. The smell of perfume that smelled like lavender and cherries brought him out of his room he admits, Sebastion never smelled anything like it and it was as intoxicating as wine...and like a dog expecting a treat, he followed it out of his room and up the short case of stairs before he peeked around the corner and saw you.

A simple black sundress with a skull plastered on the front where the top of your breasts threatened to spill out.

Suddenly, his mouth was dry and his cock was hard.

Now he was here, in his bed, and hornier than he'd ever been before, and you were the cause. But Sebastion couldn't bring himself to feel too bad afterward when he began to palm himself over his pants, sucking in a sharp breath in-between his teeth as the image of your started to appear in his mind like someone had cast a spell on him.

It was as if you were really there. The smell of your perfume from that day, the sundress, your soft skin and kind smile...everything. And when the vision of you started to trail kisses down his neck and down his front...lifting up the front of his hoodie and everything until you finally reached the place he wanted you to touch most when you wrapped your pretty pink-tinted lips around his leaky cock.

He could've sworn you were really there.

Looking up at him through your long lashes as if he were the most important person in the world, the only one in the world deserving of your time and attention. No matter how unrealistic it may have been, a shut-in like himself? Dating the prettiest person in the valley?

A laugh almost slipped from behind his hand as he covered his lips, his free hand desperately tugging at his dick to the vision of you. Soft pants escaped his lips as he honed in on the image of your head bobbing up and down on his cock, lewd sucking and slurping leaving your lips.

He was so close...sososososo close...until you stopped.

You moved to sit up, winking his way before you lifted up your dress a little and moved to straddle him, pulling your panties to the side before you slipped down onto him.

He nearly came in his pants at the thought of how your wet walls would feel around him. How soft and warm they would be as they hugged his dick so tightly that he feared the air inside his lungs would all but be choked out, his moans increasing in volume and growing increasingly needier and needier as he imagined your soft touches. Your nails raking down his sides and leaving delectable goosebumps in their wake as you moved your hips up and down.

"Y/N...Oh fuck...! Y-Y/N..." Sebastion moaned as you began to quicken your pace, the sound of his name from your lips getting him off more than he was prepared to admit to himself before...there was suddenly a knock at his door. The way the vision in his head slipped away so fast, it nearly made him want to cuss out the person who dared to knock as well as cry at the same time.

Until he heard a familiar "Sebastion? Are you awake? I have a gift for you!" Immediately, his cock twitched at your voice, his brain's imaginations started to conjure back up again as the slightest feeling of...hope, perhaps started to dot his mind.

It seemed he had a bigger crush on you than he thought.

And he prayed that one day, his imagination would come true that you liked him just as much.

Alex

He's bold when he sees you in a sundress. He first sees you in one when he's visiting your farm (Evelyn wanted him to deliver some home-baked cookies to the farmer, how sweet of her)

So check this out, you're doing your farming work and you drop something.

You thinking that no one's around, you get on your hands and knees to fully pick the item up and this steals Alex's breath to the max because he gets a perfect view of your underwear.

A lacy blue thong that, in his mind, couldn't even be considered underwear!

Right then and there, he wants to fuck you.

Luckily, you've been wanting to fuck him as well!

♡ - An unabashed moan left your lips as your hands slightly slipped on the dirt beneath you, the sounds of grunting and slapping from behind you nearly drowning out the sounds of the cicadas from the summer heat.

You'd been attracted to Alex for a while, a simple and sweet-hearted crush that stemmed from the fact that he more or less made his attraction clear to you.

From the way he'd call out your name and invite you to hang out with him, to how he'd initiate close contact with you whenever the both of you were around each other to even now! Even as he pistoned into your needy pussy, your slick dripping down onto the dirt below as he pressed his hand down into the dip in your back to force you into an arch, your heart still got a fuzzy feeling out of your crush for him!

Though...you suspected that, at this moment, calling your attraction a mere "crush" wasn't exactly correct.

"F-Fuck—" Your breath caught in your throat when Alex leaned some of his weight down onto your back, his fingers moving to circle and pinch at your clit.

"Ssshhiiittt." He moaned hotly into your ear, a cocky chuckle following suit choked up aht-aht-ahts left your lips as he sped up his thrusts, a boiling coil beginning to form in the pit of his stomach. "You must've really wanted this to happen, huh farmer? Do you even hear yourself?" Alex said, your cheeks burning even more as Alex suddenly slowed his thrusts to grind his hips into you, the sound of your sticky slick sticking to the front of Alex's thighs making you both want to burst into flames out of sheer embarrassment as well as dig a hole to hide away in.

Of course, however, your newfound lover wasn't going to allow that to happen. Not after he'd been waiting for an opportunity like this to happen since the moment the two of you had met! The sound of your moans slipping from your pretty lips, wet and glistening from your heavy make-out session minutes earlier, the way your breasts bounced underneath you, flushed as pink as your face whilst your hard nipples were practically begging to be played with!

The sheer orgasmic rush that Alex felt...figuring out that the pretty farmer was a whore just waiting to be broken in by the right man. His cock twitched inside of your cunt at the mere thought, his thrusts resuming their original speed as more thoughts of you flashed through his mind.

Maybe a different position, on the bed perhaps? Your fingers dipping into your pussy as you moaned out his name and begged for him to take you against the wall?

Or even him fucking you on a table? In his room?

"A-Alex...~!" You cried out as your pussy began to twitch, a familiar burn beginning to tighten within the pit of your stomach.

"Dirty farmer, don't you dare cum without me." Alex hissed into your ear, a moan escaping his lips afterward. "Y-You need to have some energy to go a few more rounds...I-I'm breaking this pussy in."

At the thought and the act of Alex dragging your further on his cock, his cock pressed up against a spot deep inside of you that made stars appear in your vision. Your body convulsed from the sheer force of your orgasm as your thighs twitched whilst the energy drained from your arms. You would've plopped onto the ground had Alex not held up for your torso, his heavy panting and the warm full feeling inside of you a sign of his orgasm.

"You came a little earlier than me..." He clicked his tongue in false annoyance.

"Guess we have to go again, huh? Let's hope no one comes along farmer girl~"

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Toby: Is ice cream an adequate breakfast?

Slender: No.

Y/N: Yes.

Slender, firmly: No.

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

ship: cheercaptain!satoru x fem!reader warnings: nsfw 🔞 (fem. receiving; overstimulation; p in v) word count: 415 (just a short one, can't get cheer-captian satoru out of my mind 😩)

cheercaptain!satoru who announces today's practice, everyone will be split up into partners and spend the day perfecting forms for the upcoming nationals...

cheercaptain!satoru who stops you before you could team up with your best friend, yuji, saying he noticed that as co-captain, you'd been a bit lacking in performance in recent ventures and offers to help you stretch...

cheercaptain!satoru who brings you over to a more secluded part of the gym with the excuse that everyone needs optimal space to sufficiently practice....

cheercaptain!satoru who hands bend your legs a tad bit higher then needing to during warm-ups...

cheercaptain!satoru who 'accidently' falls between your legs, hips pressing sharply against your core, allowing you to feel how hard the warm-ups were for him, forcing you to suppress the shiver that so desperately wants to come out...

cheercaptain!satoru who immediately ends practice early after you squeeze his waist with your thighs, hinting your want as well...

cheercaptain!satoru who fucks you in the middle of the gymnasium, uncaring of the possibility that someone could walk in at any moment...

cheercaptain!satoru who so pussy-drunk that he finds himself unable to stop cumming in your pussy. he swears each one is the last, but the way you keep squeezing him pushes another...

cheercaptain!satoru who promises it's a one time thing and that he didn't mean to get carried away before leaving, but not before stealing your underwear...

cheercaptain!satoru who practically folds you in half in the janitor's closet during a lunch break with the guise of talking over new cheer routines, panting into your neck desirously as he stuffs you full of his dick over and over again...

cheercaptain!satoru who likes to rub his tip up and down your slit until squelching sounds fill the air...

cheercaptain!satoru who practically keens like a kitten when you grab his hair just right as he tongue fucks your hole, moaning like a bitch in heat as your thighs quiver around his head...

cheercaptain!satoru who angry/jealous fucks you on top of the cheer uniforms after yuji got a bit too close during practice. finger-fucking you until you're squirting/creaming on his fingers because according to him, 'co-captains require immense stamina training' so one just isn't enough...

cheercaptain!satoru who tells you that he thinks it'd be better if you'd make him your permanent warm-up partner because apparently he's the only one that truly know your limits...