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*September 1st on Tumblr*

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I heard reference to something about how all anime are required to have good looking cabbage because of That One Time. So simply looking up "anime cabbage" I found the source.

Some harem anime way back in the day had an episode where the characters cooked, and they animated cabbage so terribly like this it left a bad mark on the anime community forever. Apparently this is part of the reason why all food usually looks good in anime, even moreso than the regular show sometimes. With cabbage being especially well drawn.

A complaint, apparently in a paper.

The first show when released internationally was reanimated in this part.

And high quality or low quality cabbage is sometimes referenced.

I learned of this because the most recent Hologra episode has noel eating cabbage, tearing apart a fine quality cabbage into two low poly halves.

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Superman (2025) + texts posts

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Sentient Gotham except she hates all of the batfamily, she keeps trying to kill these fuckers and they keep fucking surviving. She likes her crime rates and seeing the strong conquer the meek and she likes seeing people die it's entertaining. So when she sees people who might be threats to her fun little show she tries to kill them. Except these mother fuckers won't fucking die.

She succeeded with Jason and she was so fucking happy. And then the bitch came back to life and then came back to bother her.

She comes up with more and more elaborate and bullshit ways to kill these damn things but they keep driving and they keep saving her pets.

And damnit now that the gunk has started to be cleared out her system she's starting to like them , fuck.

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Batman: Under the Red Hood but Jason is carrying Damian in a baby carrier on his chest the whole time.

literally nothing changes, Jason is just going around his Red Hood business with an infant strapped to his chest and absolutely nobody knows who this child is or why Hood has him.

Bruce doesn't know what to do because?? obviously he wants to make sure this child doesn't get hurt?? but he also has to fight Hood because Hood is still killing people??? so now they're just fighting on rooftops except every now and then they'll awkwardly pause for a few minutes as this random baby starts crying and Red Hood stops shooting so he can gently shush him and rock his body back and forth to lull him back to sleep.

Batman's like “Can't you- can't you just put him down somewhere for a few minutes…?” “?!?! I can't leave a child unsupervised, are you fucking stupid? Jesus Christ no wonder your Robins keep fucking dying.”

“Maybe Nightwing can hold him while we fight...?”

“You think I trust Dick to keep the kid safe? He used to dangle me from the edges of gargoyles by my cape.”

“...JASON?!?!”

*Damian starts crying*

“Oh great Bruce, you fucking woke him up again. Yelling like a moron. Jackass.”

“?!?!!?!?”

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Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

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For the purpose of this poll, books in the same world but not Directly sequels count. If they're grouped on Goodreads, it counts. So like, Percy Jackson but also Magnus Chase count as the same series.

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ok time to pirate ubisoft games even harder

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I know most people on here don't like to go to the gym because you're all gay nerds. I like to go to the gym. For the purpose of understanding this post please try to imagine that you, too, enjoy going to the gym so that you can empathize with my point here.

Anyway, so imagine you are going to the gym. You're pumped about the concept of getting some muscle on you. Plus, the gym has this "lift weights every day!" challenge with a feasible plan to slowly and safely increase the amount of weight you can lift by the end of the month. Cool!

So anyway you go there, and you're having a good time. But then you notice something. Some people are coming in with these guys in shirts that say LIFT FOR HIRE. You're curious, and you notice over time that some people are actually paying these guys to come in and do the lifting challenge for them.

"Huh," you say to your mega hot, muscled gym buddy. "That's so weird. What's in it for the people paying these guys?"

"Dunno," says your friend, mid bicep curl.

"Um, actually!" says the gym owner. "Some people are disabled, so the only way they can lift weights it to pay LIFT FOR HIRE, inc."

"But wait," you say. "They still aren't lifting the weights though? Paying someone else to lift for you doesn't mean you've lifted the weights."

The gym owner gasps. "How could you SAY that?"

"Because... it's true?" you say. "Uh, if you pay guys to lift your weights, that's probably really good for the guys you are paying. But it's not going to develop your ability to lift at all. Your muscles aren't going to grow, you're just going to lose money and get no results."

"That's ABLEIST," they say. "How DARE you! Some people are LITERALLY paralyzed, did you think of that?"

"Well, yeah, some people are, and that means definitionally they can't lift weights," you explain. "And paying someone else doesn't change that. Maybe if they wanted to like, move something in their house it would make total sense to hire these guys! But if you hire them to do your workout you get nothing, because the purpose of a workout is personal development. I'm not morally condemning people who do it, but it seems like a waste of money when this event is, again, about improving one's personal abilities."

"This is absolutely DISGUSTING, CLASSIST rhetoric!" the gym owner roars, and then turns to one of the LIFT FOR HIRE guys, "Pay no attention this disgusting person, dear sponsor, we support your business and we totally want you to keep funding our gym!"

"Sponsor?" says your hot muscled friend who was way too busy actually doing their workout and getting gains to engage in dumb discourse. "Oh, now it makes sense."

"Shut up, you don't understand our love!" says the gym owner, before sloppily making out with a LIFT FOR HIRE guy in front of you.

Anyway, that's what learning about the whole AI nanowrimo controversy was like for me.

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in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

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listen man i know it’s expensive to run a website but i wish there was a middle ground between “paywalled for an infinite monthly subscription” and “we’ve cluttered the screen with pop-ups and are compromising the efficiency of the actual site because we rely so heavily on tracking cookies to resell your data”

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the Ever Given was March 2021

the Titan submersible was June 2023

circa September 2025 we're due for another round of the internet's favorite game show, How Fucked Is That Boat

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Them Eat Crab.

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This is the asexual and monster fucker site - I feel you’ll appreciate my thoughts on this.

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writing omegaverse CPR because apparently that's how my brain expresses itself these days

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this is how it feels to be a character designer who cares about character traits and applicable fashion and period clothing instead of making advertisable anime girl adopts