master-djarin-skywalker
master-djarin-skywalker
Hyperfixation Hell
19K posts
26 / He/Him / Uh, bro, I have no idea wtf I'm doing anymore, I'm mental. / Literal Trash 😎
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
master-djarin-skywalker · 1 day ago
Text
Do not let these milktoast muppet white men content creators convince you that we are doomed. They are selling fear and profiting off of it.
His health is failing. The cult has lost its’ momentum. The Epstein victims are actively making their case and trials will be happening, worldwide. The GOP is fighting amongst themselves about everything. Dems are winning their elections at the state and federal levels. The military is being sent to cities to then stand around and be mocked. Judges have also ruled it’s illegal for them to be sent to blue cities in the first place. Alligator Alcatraz got shut down. They’re desperate to hire people for ICE because people keep quitting. Protests are happening every week, everywhere.
We are in a very scary and chaotic time. Project 2025 is terrifying. People are being emboldened to be violent, and people are being traumatized and harmed. The country has been divided and damaged, but not beyond repair and rebuild. We will get through this, we just can’t give up and comply in advance. Don’t let the bastards get you down.
6K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
21K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
34K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
stream over!! thankyouu to those who stopped by :D I’m probably going to stream again tomorrow because it was fun yippeeeee yay
here’s the art i drew!!! yay!!!
794 notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 2 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Oh waiter! 15 more of these guys please
252 notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 3 days ago
Text
I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.
22K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 3 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media
52K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 3 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Dramatic exit
2K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 16 days ago
Text
Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
75K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 16 days ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
771K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 16 days ago
Text
this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 
63K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 27 days ago
Text
hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
95K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 27 days ago
Text
sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!
Tumblr media
25K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 27 days ago
Text
One of the funniest things about Ketheric Thorm as a character is that they made a villain who has all the cliché signs of being the "redeemable" one (dead wife, nice daughter who cares about him, outwardly sane compared to his coworkers, has a dog), so you go through all these dialogue checks and persuasion rolls believing that you can turn this one good, but every time you hit him the "please, this isn't who your wife wants you to be; you can do better, " something happens to grandpa that makes him double down on being bad, transforming into a more progressively evil version of himself every time. It's like the DM is actively trolling the players. Oh, you believe some rando can reset this centuries-old man's moral compass with just a few reminders about his dead wife??? You naive, ignorant, trope-poisoned fool, I'm making him worse!
1K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 27 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
rendering practice w/ castiel
638 notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 27 days ago
Text
i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry
66K notes · View notes
master-djarin-skywalker · 27 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
This has to be canon
3K notes · View notes