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i kind of want to remake that old post like ‘if you haven’t seen ninjago which one of these things didn’t actually happen’ and it’s all insane things that are TRUE but described out of context and are hilarious and so hard to believe are in a lego show lol

so if you guys could send me me asks with ideas i’ll probably put them in!!

for people who don’t know what i’m talking about an example would be like ‘character commits genocide after being manipulated by an someone who’s mad bc they aren’t a furry’ (zane and vex in season 11)

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No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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It makes me happy when they listen

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being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

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ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

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The no sugar thing really gets you

You don't realize how addictive it is

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oh you're in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don't know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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Lloyd trying to be a professional team leader

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I thought it was rick roll

It's an actual amazon thing

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This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞

The email from Wattpad is so condescending imagine pressuring writers to update and work while they are doing it for free and fun. Also the discovery? Algorithm? Of Wattpad looks like a stressful popularity contest 😑

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