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she has a real job tho. 馃槖
there are only two genders. girlboss and male wife聽
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me at the fucking ballot counting office changing all the trump votes into biden votes so we can begin taking away all white kids from their parents and make them trans
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think that's called a date 馃
ok this dude asked me to hang out but then we went on a hike and had a picnic with smoked fish, brie, crackers, apples, and fresh milk.
is he trying to seduce me
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my man's just wants a sugar monmy 馃様

cute messages from him at 3am 馃槏
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it's twink o'brien 馃様
The fact that people find this hot shows a need for a covid vaccine
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red mages are called that because they derive their power from the immortal science of marxist-leninism, and are strictly speaking a kind of cleric, but traditionally not classified as such due to the USSR鈥檚 policy of state atheism
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don't bully cheems he has a speemch impediment. :c
I saw someone on tiktok say 'real leftists' are going to eat the middle class. I had to take a walk after that one
voremunnism
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tumblr hiatus
im gonna go get some water from the kitchen and ill be back in 3 minutes. i hope you all do alright while im gone
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i know ur like a psychotic gay man but i think itd be rlly funny if it were revealed u were actually like a super hot dom woman who lies abt their gender to not get horny attention or something. nutsacktorturer found out as thivus dream woman would be hilarious yk
I'm not psychotic and therefore not a female but I am retarded
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dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk
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i mind. please unpost this. :(
You guys told me you don't mind when I post cringe tiktoks so LOOK AT YHIS SHIT
TRADWIFEHYPEKITCHEN....and the comments are filled with men saying yessss tradwife tiktok.
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dog saw joe going for that shovel and said not today bitch
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