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//ahhh sorry I've been gone chat! but! I just watched monstrosity and. oh my goodness. I love it and I need more. also the last part (episode?) made me think of bones in the ocean by the longest johns. the whole song really kinda stabs me right in the heart, especially after watching the show, but the last verse just twists the knife. highly recommend listening!

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*gives you every unique pokemon card ever made*

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thank you? what is pokemon card?

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CAN I ADOPT YOU?? It would be fully (il)legal! ;D

if I were still alive I would be an adult so no.

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can you adopt me

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are you in the cursed realm? because I don't think that would really work otherwise even if I wanted to.

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*nibbling your hair*

WHY?? EVEN IF I HAD PHYSICAL HAIR WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT IT?

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Hi Morro um. you’re such a scrunkly scrimblo a little. spoingle maybe even a mipy

.. what does any of this mean?

I know about half of those words. and I think the rest is gibberish.

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If I could eat your arm, just take a little nibble, hypothetically of course.

what would you taste like?

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why would you want to do that??

but probably nothing since I'm incorporeal.

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//I've made a Chaz account if anyone is interested! @chazofficial

Not sure how often I will post, but I'll try to keep it active!

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*gives you more phones, 72, to be exact*

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WHY SO MANY?? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 72 PHONES?

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A phone for Chaz

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Who is Chaz? You mean the idiot I got this from? I gurss we can both be on here now then.

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Get Morro his own phone! He's been through/will go through a lot, so he needs a lil bit of nice things

morro? is that the guy who stole my phone? dude I barely got this phone here I don't think I can get another. but he has politely asked me to return this one to him so I don't think I will be able to post anymore (for now)

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*turns you, CHAZ, into CHEESE, because CHAZ sounds like CHEZ and therefore CHEES. for 1 sec*

what?

WOAH THAT WAS WEIRD

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but the cursed realm is for bad people... were you bad chaz? :(

I guess that would depend who you ask. do you consider selling cheap knockoff souvenir swords as highend weapons (reflected in the pricing) bad?

cause that last guy I sold to did and then he came back with a very sharp real sword to kill me and cursed my soul :(

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hey chaz wassup!? how'd you end up in the cursed realm? :)

uhhh... I died ;)

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MY PHONE! I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD EVER SEE IT AGAIN!

hi everyone! this is chaz, the actual owner of this phone. that other guy set it down to go play with a kite. not really sure where he got THAT from but it gave me a chance to get my phone back so I won't question it!

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Congratulations, Morro Wu! Now then, I have one teeny tiny question. How many bowls of ramen do you believe you could eat in 72 hours? With the ability to even do so, of course.

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I'm not sure I want to answer this after your other messages. assuming you are the same anon that sent the babies.

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I have finally removed the last of the baby arms. If I never see another one of those forsaken things it will be too soon.