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do you guys wanna see my cat at golden hour

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neesh vs. neech vs. nitch FIGHT

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If I ever answer no to this question, shoot me

do you guys wanna see my cat at golden hour

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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And he gets away with it.

Old married couple confirmed

Not sure if this translates well in English but Squalo calls Xanxus different things as time passes!

At fourteen, he calls him 御曹司 (onzoushi) which is literally "son of an important family" or "son of a noble." Some translations might say "young master" or "heir." Very official sounding!

At twenty-two, he calls him Xanxus (which is seen as disrespectful by people like Levi) and ボスさん (Boss-san), literally "Mr. Boss." Squalo does not call Xanxus "Boss" by itself like the rest of the Varia, it's more polite.

At thirty-two, he calls him あんのクンボス (ano kun Boss) aka "that damn Boss!"

It's like the "old married couple" effect of losing politeness as you get more comfortable, right? Too cute for me ahaha

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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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@theshitpostcalligrapher have you seen this??

me signing off every post

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you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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no offense but you’re lovely and you matter a lot

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being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

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If you’re ever writing/drawing/HCing/whatevering XS and you think “is this too far?” the answer will always be no. Keep pushing. GO BEYOND. DID YOUR ANCESTORS DIE FOR YOU TO BE AFRAID OF A LITTLE TOXIC YAOI??

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)