masterdisastre

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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

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I'm sorry but I can only see the Japanses typo and my inner Smeagol is showing, what's Japanses precious? Can you eat Japanses with fish? Anyway happy Yuri Day to all the yurises and Japanses all around the world, we travelled the world with precious once and we remember not the face of the sun but we remember the Yuri, oh yes we do precious

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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genuinely i need someone to fucking kill him

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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What about Patamon and a Chinese sweet steamed bun? :3

gasp! cannibalism!

Sweety you know me too much:)

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How do I get the noise in my head to stop? How do I make the constant screaming shut up? If I crack my skull open would it stop?

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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@onenicebugperday does this kind of bug attend school??

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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horsethoughtbarn 5 name

if horses werent called horses what do you think they should be called

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tfw the curse is lifted

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