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💰 jack is stealing whatever is at the root of most of megatron's bad decisions. he'll give it back, honest, he just wants to know what exactly it is.

Send💰to steal from my muse, specify what is stolen in the ask.

His war resulted in a singularity that broke space and time — events were forgotten and misinterpreted by every population in his universe. There is no accurate account of anything and the timeline is a disordered, contradictory mess. Pinpointing the root of anything that might be wrong with him is impossible if only for a universal case of what might be considered information creep, and the cause of his decision making isn't the result of one singular thing or instance.

Megatron is the sum of over ten million years worth of experiences that have been interpreted and reinterpreted in countless ways.

So what Jack is left to steal is the assumption when objectivity is lost; I am weak. I am not enough. I must have more. He steals the emotions that rise from each thought; anger, hatred, worthlessness, jealousy, greed. He steals the behavior; violence, stalking, stealing, murder.

Megatron is left to reinterpret distorted memories without the assumptions, the feelings. He does so blankly, numb. It might be the only time he ever feels guilty.

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When autocorrect makes him say he wears the armor of unicorn in the group chat.

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💰 he's going after your cyber planet key

Send💰to steal from my muse, specify what is stolen in the ask.

This seems like a very literal and extreme way for the past to come back to haunt him. Nevertheless, plundering from his own remains is precisely something he would have done.

Whatever. Have at it. Actually win the war this time.

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What color is your transfluid?

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💰 Skywarp is gonna steal his spark. With a big charming wink and fingerguns

Send💰to steal from my muse, specify what is stolen in the ask.

Figuratively, right? Because he has already been forcefully and humiliatingly stripped down to an embarrassing shell and the idea of his spark being ripped from what remains of him in some sort of act of finality will cause him to lash out.

Otherwise, if he wasn't so pissed off, Skywarp's charm and suavity may have earned a smirk, and he may have taken one of the hands pointed at him and raised it to his mouth to kiss her knuckles. As he did so, he might have looked at her with smoldering, mischievous optics and dared her to do her worst.

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💰Unicron's armor

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The ease of how his armor simply disappears is harrowing as Megatron is left in the nakedness of his protoform, not even a prior frame. A gut-wrenching helplessness twists through his core, teal optics wild and furious. My power.

"Has this become a game to you?" The anger in his voice ricochets off the walls, a tone that would have his officers cowering. "Take my armor and I'll be good, I'll submit — is that what you foolishly think?"

Megatron looks to Smokescreen as though he might tear him apart. Enraged, he isn't able to stop the words from seething from his mouth, "I can't decide if you're a coward or an idiot, avoiding and hiding from a Matrix but fully willing to let yourself be consumed by Unicron senselessly."

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@convenientkeystorage replied:

Would you like a rubber pool the size of a small town?

​« If I am going to cool down, I propose something more high stakes. Let's have a water gun fight. »

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The entirety of the multiverse:

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Weaklings.

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Maybe someone should punch him in the head.

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Send 💰 to steal from my muse

Specify what is stolen in the ask

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There is a sudden slew of small squishy colorful orbeez being shot at you via a straw dart!!! -Plop! Plop plop!- Wonder where in the datanet they came from?

Where they came from doesn't matter; he's returning fire.

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Hello everyone, this is my first time using this app ^_^!

i'm little confuse but i'll try to get used to it, btw have Megatron and Megaplum

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I celebrate specifically that you are not my dad. Keep up, man.

« I like the idea of you being that pathetic more. »

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*crawls out from the abyss*

Master! For research purposes: are you babygirl or 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵 ?

« That's 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵, 𝓼𝓲𝓻. Don't let Thunderblast know. »