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[masterofcookies]

It’s not the 28th anniversary… I’m not that old… Aaaaaaagh…

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Hi I’m not dead, just letting you know.

[masterofcookies]

So I think Schmitty changed my Facebook password years ago. I just tried to get onto my Facebook and it said I forgot the password. And I’m not going through that “forgot your password” thing again. Not after last time!

DAMN YOU, SCHMITSTINSTIEN!

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[insert quote from me here]

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Hey I remembered my tumblr password wooo

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COOKIES UNITE!

MISTER BEA-

wait wrong dude

COOKIE MASTERSON

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Merry Christmas! If you want a proper Christmas greeting from me, go play a game.

NO NOT QUIPLASH, I DONT HOST QUIPLASH!

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THERE WAS A GIANT JAR, I HAD TO!

Department of Justice comes with footage with the disappearance of Cookie Masterson

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WHO THE FUCK RATTED ME OUT!?

Cookie: Happy birthday to me! I’m drunk as F*CK!

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So it’s my birthday or something? I forgot tbh, I’ve been a busy little trivia host!

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Apparently intro posts are a thing I guess?

Hi Im Cookie. Nice to meet you. I host games and stuff.

@playjackboxgames is cool. They keep me in a job.

(This isn’t an official account, this is run by @riverkath and her copious amounts of brainrot)

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Sooooo… Who’s gonna tell everyone that I’m fine?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEMED EPISODES!?

LAST TIME I HAD THEMED EPISODES I GOT FUCKED OVER BY FRASIER, JUMPED BY JIMMY FALLON AND-

That…

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Soooo… @playjackboxgames

Hi. I… I thought you wouldn’t turn up here. I’ve definitely incriminated myself MULTIPLE TIMES here.

Oops.

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Depressed but I got Fibbage 4, so that’s something. Also learnt about the simulation so that was a fun lesson…

Jester: (waking up in the hospital, cheering) LETS GO!

Redacted: 🎶Oh, hello again, mother!🎶

Jester: (Beat) Oh f*ck, I have his wig.

Alpha ghost: Cry about it.

(Source: an interaction in the official Jackbox games discord)

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It’s apparently throw short people day.

BUZZ LIPPMAN, IM COMING FOR YOU!

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So Pack 9 is out.

If anyone finds a reference to… them… in ANY of the games, my DMs are open.