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update from the grave: discovered the depth of j*gulus and having a bad time

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You truly believe he's sitting in a chapel, counting the hours, whiling away the year waiting for me to come? Well, I do not know. You will tell me. You must seek him out.

THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021) dir. David Lowery

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if harry were to become an animagus, what do you think he’d turn into?

It would be a dog. Harry's sense of loyalty often eclipses his desires or even basic needs; not only that, the prominence of dogs in British and Indian culture as guards between the spirit and mortal world would align nicely with Harry's inability to escape his role as the champion of Death.

Also, I think his fondness for Snuffles would certainly sway him towards personally being attached to the idea of taking on a similar form.

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DEV PATEL as THE KID

Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

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dev patel nation... we're back up

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Dev Patel in Wes Anderson's 'The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar'. 1/2

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happy dev patel fall to those who celebrate

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Dev Patel as Saroo Brierley LION (2016) dir. Garth Davis

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i personally love that people scream 'skewed perspective!' and 'unreliable narrator!' when it comes to interpretations of text that is flatly written but then contort themselves into pretzels to justify bad behavior of their fave.

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why do you hate the human! nagini thing?

it's gross, racist, and annoying and does nothing to serve the story which is rowling's m.o. for continuing to produce content post-series

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remus pretending to be asleep upon seeing harry for the first time in 12 ( or possibly more ) years rather than dealing with the emotional upheaval is really funny, actually.

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[ presses my lips to the microphone ] percy weasley's flaw wasn't that he was ambitious, percy's flaw was that he was willing to lick the boots of f*scist government officials who could not even be bothered to learn his name in order to sate his ambition.

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any thoughts on hogwarts legacy?

there are a billion insightful critiques out there that are worlds away from whatever i could craft so i'll just stick to things i've seen about the plot on a functional/logical level.

i think it sucks.

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wrestling with the urge to remind everyone how right ron was in the horcrux fight

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You are under utterly no obligation, as a voice that I and others enjoy on this hellsite, to ever create content for the sake of doing so, or to be any more consistent a presence than you are. But I am realizing now that I've been blessed today with three amazing bits to think about, that I want to tell you how much of a TREAT I will always find your words when you do share them. 💕

this is an incredibly nice thing to send, thank you so much!

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reasons to watch the green knight: how good dev patel looks soaking wet