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Kelly Osbourne: Do you consider yourself a sex symbol, Miss Winehouse? Amy: Only to gays This video changed my life

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So Relaxing

Me: I love reading because it's relaxing

Me: *screams at books*

Me: *throws it at the wall*

Me: *cries over characters for days once it ends*

Me: *curses author's name to the winds*

Me: So relaxing

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To heal, you must learn to be alone.

b.p,  writing prompt #32: write about healing (via wnq-writers)

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Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender

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I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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for @mythologicalnet event: death deities - morrigan 

celtic goddess of birth, death and war

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Incorrect Carol Quotes: 1/? 

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me: hoe dont do it

eurovision contestant: *starts singing a ballad*

me: oh my god

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a trump supporter walks into a left leaning server. the rest is history: a dramatic reading

CW: every -ism and -phobia known to man. esp transphobia

credit to @noxa11as for the computer voice + orchestra

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[tw: rape mention, antisemitism, racism, transphobia, general trump apologism

brain cells warning: this entire thing]

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What gay movies are: attractive, but shy guy meets attractive, but shallow guy. There's a lot of sex and it probably ends sad.

What lesbian movies are: blonde girl who is about to marry her loving fiance suddenly falls in love with the dark haired wild lesbian. There's a high chance that at least one of them dies at the end (probably the dark haired one).

What other queer movies are: ???????!? Do they even exist?

What queer movies should be: Bisexual space pirates save the universe. Genderfluid kid is the protagonist of a teen rom com. Transboy travels the world to make good music and meet interesting people. Asexual demigirl kicks ass in her secret super hero identity. Polyamorous squad goes on a fantasy adventure with dragons and quests. Not everyone is white and able-bodied and a walking stereotype. Queer ladies live. Happy Endings.

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Depression Tips

Kill the gods and eat their flesh to rise above human chemicals into horrifying immortality

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Be friends with people you don’t feel weird about sending an essay length text about your emotions to.

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Vampire Angst: “Woe, I am a monster, and doomed to watch everything I love perish from this unending accursed eternal half-life.”

Werewolf Angst: “Who IS a good boy?  Is it me?”

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Annoying things: ppl using Greek letters as a typeface or something, not another alphabet.

As someone who can read Greek it's really confusing.

greek personified concepts - pt.2

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Next episode of the Pokemon anime has Mimikyu tear it’s disguise and have to find a replacement and it’s all i’ve ever wanted tbh…