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Jim: Wait, where did Bones go?

Jim: *cups hands to make a megaphone* JIM KIRK SUCKS.

Bones, from a distance: YOU BET YOUR ASS HE DOES.

Jim: There he i--WHAT THE FUCK, BONES?!

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Hilarious.

aos jim, spock, and bones as acnl villagers lol!!

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Tos!Kirk at T'Pring and Nyota's wedding: Officiates the human ceremony on the enterprise; dressed impeccably; makes a beautiful speech about love and commitment and soulmates while glancing at Spock and everyone swoons. Slow dances with Nyota at some point

Aos!Kirk at T'Pring and Nyota's wedding: organized the bachelor party, which turned out to be just as naughty as you'd imagine; goes to the wedding with a gown because fuck gender roles; has prepared a playlist that includes Britney Spears, Abba, the Beastie Boys and Katy perry; dances his butt off to his favourite songs while Nyota dies of laughter

I love this.

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Don't forget Jason Isaacs as Captain Lorca!

friendly reminder than in two months the same Nerd Boys crying over a female doctor will be sobbing when a gay writer exacts his gay revenge in the new star trek series starring mutliple poc (with the lead being the beautiful sonequa martin-green) and at least one openly gay character. please support star trek discovery when it comes out, not for the tears of the male ego (although tbh that will also be amazing) but for the generations of kids that will finally see themselves living their lives and falling in love and leading badass adventures on screen. thank for my ted, goodbye 

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Soooo cute

some self indulgent elementary school spirk (:V)

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what????the fuck???

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sometimes i like to remember that kirk said to edith keeler

“let me help. a hundred years or so from now, i believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. he’ll recommend those three words even over ‘i love you.’”

and in the VERY NEXT EPISODE spock says

“let me help” to kirk

to which kirk replies

“i need you, spock”

and after i remember that i feel a little bit better thanks have a nice day

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I love this.

In case of Pon Farr: wrap your vulcan boyfriend into a blanket

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And my favorite non straight actor is John Barrowman.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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Perception

I really miss this show. :/ The last season was weird, especially the last couple episodes.