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TAYLOR WANT SHEET METAL

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I miss this man

two years later and BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT is still the funniest thing that’s ever happened

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Y'all better reblog this one cause it took a while to make

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So some Helldivers 2 players have the media literacy of a fetus and are begging Arrowhead "not to add politics into the game." In this case, obviously a dogwhistle for POC and Queer stuff (Ignoring that all 3 crew members of your Super Destroyer are black.)

My response? Pride Capes.

I want Arrowhead to add Pride Capes come June and I want all of the LGBTQ Pride Flags.

I wanna see Trans Capes billow beautifully in the shockwave of an ICM.

I wanna see Non-Binary Capes decorated with the blood of an Automaton Hulk.

I wanna see Gay Capes sway majestically in the Super Destroyer which has wind to blow your capes weirdly enough.

Pride Capes!!

It'll scare away the Neanderthals and we can be left to defend Democracy in peace. Plus, they'd actually look sick as fuck.

EDIT: And just like poetry, one of ya'll was in the comments (deleted now) trying to pull the "They're the same" card, saying that if we add Trans Flags then we have to add N*zi flags for equality and that I'm calling people homophobes for not wanting any Pride flags in the game. I wish I could say I was joking.

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media literacy

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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we're so back

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Heretic

The end of Fray Myste’s story

The beginning of another Dark Knight’s story

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fighting game player whose motivation for improving is just not wanting to see their character get hurt