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When you forget your rival already snuck into your bed

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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I’m not into Zosan for the smut. I’m there because the freaks can’t keep getting away with all this shit without consequences and there is not punishment I could conjure that could be worse then them together.

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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.

and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.

there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.

i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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Present for a friend of their favorite gambler 🎲♠️💚

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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If only Zoro stepped up his game in Ep 1089

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ZoSan separated in Zou 😭💙💚 part 2

Luffy could tell how much Zoro holding it in after Sanji left. After Luffy tells Zoro to trust in his captain and calls him vice-captain, Zoro lets out all the emotions he’s been hiding

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They’re getting affected by each other pheromones. It’s such a visual thinking how their eyes change when they’re in heat 💚💙

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I was a hater of Sanji’s yellow outfit in FMI (because the identical blue one looked so much better) until I saw his manga illustration. Like fmi yellow Sanji looks SO GOOD??? (Wait, it’s all Toei? 🧑‍🚀🌍 Always has been 🔫) Yellow Wano Sanji and yellow Egghead Sanji are also ADORABLE yes he deserves to wear the colour of joy and happiness! Of course I want more blue for him coz that’s HIS COLOUR, but stopppp hating on yellow Sanji pls he deserves love too

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no no listen theoretically zoro is everything that sanji dislikes but in reality zoro is the one who becomes sanji's silent comfort in the ship and a person to rest and rely on and the first one to show sanji that he is worth sacrificing zoro's life for and the one to have a playful relationship with where sanji doesnt have to take the role of serving/protecting the person in some way it's just a fun and lighthearted bond that lets sanji's inner child experience joy and playfulness without any type of responsibility or burden I FEEL UNWELL

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The Monster Trio is such an amazing dynamic because if you go back and re-read One Piece you’ll find out that it has always been them. I have never seen a more beautifully written trio in any anime or manga. The Pirate King and his Wings. Not just since Thriller Bark or Long Ring Long Island or Little Garden or Loguetown or even Arlong Park—No, I think the Wings dynamic has been determined since Baratie. Zoro and Sanji were destined to be saved by Luffy and to help Luffy fly in return. The warrior and the knight. The sword and the shield. Strength and Love. And Luffy sitting at the very top of everything they believe in and fight for.

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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But also a reminder to everyone this DVD exists

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I feel like post-canon 40!Zoro would just kind of mellow out, keeping his warrior spirit of course but being less on edge and more cheerful. Sort of like early pre-ts Zoro. Anyways one thing about this swordsman is that he brags about his “wife”. A lot. Every time someone challenges him they leave with not only near-fatal injuries and wounded pride but also an earful of how that supposed “wife” is the most kindhearted, gentle, beautiful, strong, talented at cooking person in the world. So word spreads and now everyone is discussing who this “wife” of Roronoa Zoro’s is.

Then one day a young challenger follows Zoro all the way to the All Blue (took at least 3 months), and just sees Zoro being greeted with a kick to the face by some angry blonde guy, who screams at him about being a “good-for-nothing aquatic plant who only knows how to get lost.” And Zoro equally rips back into him ending in a full-blown duel. The poor young swordsman doesn’t even have time to process this before he gets his ass swiftly handed to him by Zoro.

So now the discourse around Zoro’s wife (husband) has gotten even more intense (“Is Roronoa Zoro a victim of domestic violence?”). But you’ll get pirates who defend the missus saying that he cooks you a meal for free if you lose to Zoro and would even encourage you to “train harder and come back to kill him someday” (“??? Is Roronoa genuinely okay??”)

“Wait no guys does that not sound like Black Leg Sanji?”

“Of course not have you seen the bounty posters? Black Leg is a hideous man. Zoro’s wife is actually so fucking hot.”