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Carol

❛  I’d be lying if I said I didn’t come for just the wifi.  ❜ She grinned before shaking her head. She knew this was important to him, but, it was one of those things that went over her head. Not because she couldn’t understand, but she chose not to.  ❛  But, I would also be lying if I said I wasn’t enjoying hearing him grow more annoyed while not looking up. How many angry texts do you think I��ll get for not paying attention?  ❜

⦾ -- “I sort of did too, this is a promotional event for the company and I really need to be present.” She pushed her hair behind her ear and peeked over carol’s shoulder. “I wonder if he’ll freak out later and get mad at us.” She chuckled, “Although he probably won’t do so with me given that you two have an Avengers’ function later.”

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a walk to remember sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“i wanna go back to the dance!”

“i can’t believe you were in jail.”

“it’s the quiet ones you gotta watch out for.”

“is this your idea of small talk or something? because if it is, your social skills need some work.”

“you don’t care what people think about you?”

“what do you want? i’ve known you for years. you’re never one to come up and say hello.”

“you have to promise you won’t fall in love with me.”

“it’s him i don’t trust, not you.”

“do you normally walk by yourself in the cemetery at night?”

“look ______, i can’t just be your friend.”

“you don’t know the first thing about being someone’s friend!”

“maybe you’re just too scared that someone may actually wanna be with you.”

“you’d be so beautiful if you knew how to do your makeup.”

“i’m not allowed to date.”

“i might kiss you.”

“look at me, i’m not a child.”

“________ has faith in me. she makes me wanna be different, better.”

“so why didn’t you tell me?”

“if anything, you kept me healthy longer.”

“i’m scared of not being with you.”

“i get to go home!”

“listen, i gotta finish this tonight.”

“will you marry me?”

“i got into medical school.”

“_______ would’ve been proud of you too.”

“i’ll always miss her.”

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Rick and Morty Starters

“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, ____? The answer is: Don’t think about it.”

“It’s a figure of speech, ____! They’re bureaucrats! I don’t respect them!”

“Why don’t you ask the smartest people in the universe? Oh, yeah. You can’t. They blew up.”

‘I’m sorry, your opinion means very little to me.’

“They’re robots! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re just robots!”

“Whoa, spoilers! I’m a whole season behind.”

“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

“We are both rational adults who don’t want anything bad to happen, and I have a human shield.”

“I’m Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend, who is also a crowbar!”

“ “I’ll tell you how I feel about school. It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other, got a guy up front says, '2 + 2,’ and the people in the back say, '4.' “

"Listen ___, I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard ____, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle, ____. Rise above. Focus on science.”

“WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!”

“Get Schwifty!”

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SEND A  ♚ AND I WILL GENERATE A QUOTE FROM THIS SITE FOR WHAT MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS.

using this quote generator 

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Community Sentence Starters

"It's so clear now. The entire school is shaped like a penis."

"We're like Goonies, except our story tracks logically."

"Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension. Those people were on LSD. Everyone else said that he had a secret vault in his office."

"I love scotch and myself."

" If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you...twice."

" Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry."

"Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!"

"Avenge my totally platonic friend!"

"I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead."

"Well, I'm assuming you guys can help me beat him. Because if we lose, I'm going to punch you each in the heart."

"You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?"

"Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom?"

"I can't accept that based on one time machine story."

"As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled."

"She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle."

"No, come back! Let's be fat dogs about this!"

"We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue!"

"Did you all hit your heads on each other's heads?"

"I've never been to LegoLand. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool."

"You told me a hawk stole them! You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world!"

"What are you going to do, not have butts?"

"There's a two day course called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?" I'm signing up--I've always wanted to know."

"There are two things I don't do well--apologies and drawing duck bills."

"You're not worth the monologue."

"Why don't you sell him a pill that'll make him give up on his dreams?"

"Why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?"

"Well, it's official--it's on a banner."

"I ate a hamburger the other day and suddenly I'm not cold all the time."

"Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind."

"Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?"

"The woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. This my chance to show her I care enough to act like I care about it too."

"Did you do all that to me on purpose? That's not a very nice way to treat your friends."

"If I'm gonna cheat, I'm not gonna write information from a book on a piece of paper, that's practically learning for God's sake."

"In a way all of you are right.... Okay, what was I tuning out?"

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Sharon

“Anything that thinks otherwise will always be wrong.” But it was a perpetual fight. Of women to show that they have the talent and value to do greatness on their own. Not needing a man. Her great aunt had fought all of her life to show what she was worth and Sharon had done the same in her way. To show she was a great spy without being linked to Peggy professionally. Though the world was still sexist, even if it was getting better. But women would still have to prove even more what they were good.

“I am aware of that, Pepper. This is why I’ll be more than involved in it. We need the best team there is and I will help you select others to join our team. I would really like for Natasha and Carol to join us.”

⦾ -- “Unfortunately, Miss. Romanoff has declined my offer.” Pepper sighed, “I invited her to this meeting several times but she mentioned something about her sordid past.” She sighed and pulled out a small pad of paper with a list, “While I also like Ms. Danvers she is currently an Avenger, meaning she may not accept our offer either or if she does she may only be a part time member.” She sighed, “I was thinking looking into the younger generation. Ms. Marvel is a very powerful young woman and I think their experience in the young avengers is more than adequate for qualifications.”

“Daisy Johnson has also come up in consideration, her powers are important as well as her experience.” She looked over her list, “There’s also Jessica Jones, I’ve met her a few times  and I think she might do well in the right environment. Thor is also an Avenger but I think she may be willing to come over to our team.”

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School Starters

"Schools here! I can't wait to fail."

"I just wanna turn around and go back to bed."

"Hopefully this school year it better than that year."

"I'm gonna do better this school year!"

"Hey! It's been awhile!"

"We haven't seen each other this school break, how are you?"

"Excuse me, do you know where room (number) is?"

"Are you new here?"

"I haven't seen you around before."

"You're here too?"

"Oh, it's been awhile since I last saw you."

"Hey! We're in the same class again!"

"I thought you transferred schools."

"Too bad we're in different classes."

"Show me your schedule, maybe we're in some classes."

"We gotta hang out after school."

"Wish it was suspended."

"Is it too late to go back home?"

"Wanna skip with me?"

"Heard there was a new teacher..."

"Seen the substitute?"

"I wonder what happened to Ms/Mrs._"

"Avoid those typed, they could ruin your reputation."

"Want a school tour?"

"Need anything else?"

"You'll need to go to the faculty office first."

"Promised you'd graduate here with me!"

"Why'd you leave me here?

"I honestly don't like my section."

"Our homeroom teacher is the best/worst!"

"Wanna put tape on the door?"

"If you don't take studying seriously, then why are you still here?"

"Leave if you're just going to dwadle around."

"Stop procrastinating and do your work."

"Sir/Ma'am can't really expect us to write this long of an essay...right?"

"This is impossible."

"What does this even mean?!"

"I'd prefer memorization."

"I'd prefer solving."

"Better hurry, the cafeteria piles up a lot."

"Better be the first in line."

"Why is the line so long?!"

"Dammit they're out of (__)!"

"How much is that?"

"I'll buy you something."

"Help me out with my homework here."

"Wanna do a group study?"

"We're doing the group project later, wanna come with?"

"Stop doing nothing and help us out here!"

"Just because you provided the materials, doesn't mean you don't help us."

"Can I copy your homework?"

"I left my homework/project!"

"I'm sorry professor, I wasn't able to complete my homework because of (reason)."

"I could've sworn I put my work here..."

"Did you pass your papers?"

"You didn't pass it."

"Why are you late?"

"I need to wake up earlier than this..."

"Dammit, late again."

"Go to the principles office this instant."

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Things said to or by me

"Avert your gaze children. We have some PG-13 shit going down here."

"You get a demon! I get a demon! Everybody gets a demon!"

"There will be no going down while I'm in the room."

"You're just mad because you're short."

"I'm gonna steal your dog."

"I love dogs more than I loved our own father."

"He looks like he's in a cult. It's cute."

"Triangle is my least favourite animal."

"You'll be dick squared."

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Quality-time shit that no-one ever talks about starters

“Did you just fart?”

“Did you just fart on me?”

“Yes, I farted. And I think the lady behind us is asphyxiating on it.”

*places cold hands on literally every exposed surface of your body*

“I have to pee.”

“I have to go in half an hour so we have to fit all the shit we wanted to do into that time.”

“Did you see tha- Dude, seriously? No way are you sleeping through the best part of the movie. Wake your ass up.”

“Ew your hand is all sweaty.”

“We gotta hide. I think I see my teacher/parent/ex.”

“Your hiccups sound like a squeaky toy.”

“Your laugh sounds like a dying seal please stop people are staring at us.”

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Firefly Sentence Starters

“Your mouth is talking. You might wanna look into that.” “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!” “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.” “Also? I can kill you with my brain.” “I cannot abide useless people.” “How did your brain even learn human speech?” “Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything … ” “Let’s go be bad guys!” “Yes sir, Captain Tightpants!” “I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.” “I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON!” “That sounds like something out of science fiction.”

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Rumiko

Ru’s eyes still burned with fury even as she tried to keep it in check. It wasn’t that she was known for being in control of her emotions and had a reputation to uphold like Pepper did, but because she was close enough to the Tony’s name that she didn’t want to drag him through the mud by making a scene. Or, too much of a scene. She suspected enough of the Interns had already noticed the oncoming storm between her and Pepper. “Do you think you’re the only one working to keep SI a float? My father is HEAVILY invested in Stark. I made sure of it, nothing is going to happen to the damn company if that’s what you’re so worried about. But it’s nice to hear you talk about your priorities. Tony can’t be happy because YOU’RE not qualified to run Stark, and YOU think I’m bad for business. Neither of those things have to do with Tony’s personal welfare.”

“And if I don’t think of anyone other than myself, at least we have that in common miss Potts” she hissed. “And what I heard when you were talking just then… you’re mad because Tony doesn’t need you. Doesn’t depend on you. He isn’t who YOU think he should be now, so you think he must be wrong and hurting. Talk about someone thinking they need to be the center of Tony Stark’s world. It seems to me Pepper that you’re not so mad at me, but mad that you aren’t getting you way.”

Ru looked up at Pepper slightly as she stepped closer. They were roughly the same height but from her seat she seemed taller. “I love Tony as he is. JUST as he is. I don’t feel the need to change him. Maybe I should say I’m sorry he doesn’t love you, but really… I’m not. I’m glad he loves me. Take it as proof that whatever you think he had with you… it was missing something”

⦾ -- If it had just been Rumiko, Pepper would have let it go. But she had just had this conversation with Tony, with Mr. Fujikawa who threatened daily to pull out his financial support and sell his shares to Stane or S.H.I.E.L.D. or the highest bidder. And she’d fought with Tony this morning when he’d decided to take this date with Rumiko instead of go to a conference. And altogether it dawned on her. No one cared. Tony was in love with someone else, the company was constantly abusing her, and every moment she spent on this crap she was wasting by not being Rescue or at least, a better Rescue.

She dropped her phone in Rumiko’s lap, “Fine.” She said so quietly it was entirely possible she hadn’t said it out loud, “I’m done.” She walked over to her desk and pulled out a piece of paper, scribbling something to the effect of I quit, call me if iron man needs me --P.

“You can take care of Tony?” She said, “There’s my work phone.” She pulled out another piece of paper, “Here’s my password, You deal with it. No one wans me here, and you’ve just pointed out how little I seem to be needed so I’m gone.” She let the venom seep into her voice. “And now that I’ve quit, I want you to know from the bottom of my heart, I think you are a selfish little brat and whatever Tony sees in you probably isn’t there.” She turned on her heel, not waiting for a response. Tony probably would have gone through a window but she just walked out to her car. No one stopped her. Maybe Rumiko was right. 

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😶- something that bothers them

@ferrousisms

🌴-- Pepper isn’t bothered by a lot these days. Most of what upsets her is Tony-related, but I would say the one thing that bothers her that isn’t about Tony is her personal space. Pepper absolutely hates it when people touch her or come too close to her without obvious permission or a close relationship to the person in question.

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Sharon

Sharon had heard a lot about the woman in front of her. Pepper Potts. Anyone that was at least a little interested in Tony Stark knew about the redhead with freckles. And Sharon wasn’t just anyone either. A SHIELD agent that read about anyone she would have to work with or work on. Yet Pepper was much more than what met the eyes, Sharon was aware of that.

She extended her hands to Tony’s girlfriend for a shake. “Nice to meet you too. You’re much better without your suit.” While she considered the redhead lucky to have it in a way, probably in mission it was more effective, face to face was better. But Sharon wouldn’t change her way of fighting for something else. She was a spy first and foremost. “I know not everyone likes the idea, but all women would be the best.”

⦾ -- Pepper took her seat and smiled, “Thanks, I think you’re the only person that thinks so.” Last week E! had spent about an hour comparing Pepepr Potts to Rescue, and normally she’d ignore it but her mother kept sending her quotes from the show. Apparently Rescue was sexy but Pepper was mousy and “shrill” Honestly she was surprised people were still allowed to be that sexist on TV, but she hadn’t watched TV since the nineties so what did she know?

“I think it’s important to show the world that us girls can be just as effective as the boys,” Her face split into a smile. “But if we’re going to do this it’s imperative we don’t send the opposite message, any mistakes will be crucified. We can’t be like the Avengers, we need to be better than all the teams that have been created before just to be seen as half as good.”

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Blank Space | Taylor Swift | Lyric Meme

“Nice to meet you, where you been?” “I could show you incredible things; magic, madness, heaven, sin.” “Saw you there and I thought ‘Oh my god, look at that face. You look like my next mistake.’ “ “Love’s a game, wanna play?” “I can read you like a magazine.” “Ain’t it funny rumours fly.” “I know you heard about me.” “So hey, let’s be friends.” “I’m dying to see how this one ends.” “Grab your passport and my hand.” “I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” “So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames.” “You can tell me when it’s over if the high was worth the pain.” “I’ve got a long list of ex-lovers who’ll tell you I’m insane.” “’Cause you know I love the players and you love the game.” “We’re young and we’re reckless.” “We’ll take this way too far.” “It’ll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar.” “I’ve got a blank space baby and I’ll write your name.” “I could show you incredible things.” “You’re the King baby and I’m your Queen.” “Find out what you want, be that girl for a month.” “But the worst is yet to come.” “I can make all the tables turn.” “Rose garden filled with thorns.” “Keep you guessing like ‘Oh my god, who is She?’” “I get drunk on jealousy.” “You’ll come back each time you leave.” “I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” “Boys only want love if it’s torture.” “Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn ya.”

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SEND ‘APOLOGY’ FOR AN APOLOGY LETTER FROM MY MUSE.

template here.

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A Muse's Confessions

😃- someone they’re friends with but would never admit it 😠- someone they secretly hate 😭- last time and thing they cried about 😘- someone they wouldn’t mind kissing 😯- someone they don’t like talking to 😲- something/someone they’re scared of 😓- their biggest phobia 😵- something that confuses them 😶- something that bothers them 😳- someone they actually admire/look up to 👻- what memory haunts them the most 😆- someone they love being around 😊- their best memory 😐- the most embarrassing thing they’ve ever done 😤- someone they want to fight 😍- someone they love

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Make my muse blush sending them a fanfic about them

If my muse nosebleeds you’ve won