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god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable
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lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
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I don't exist except for physically
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