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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe

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you just never quite know what you'll get when you open my inbox

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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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but when will it be prejudice month