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xmercedeskvx:

Whale Hello there lovely! If you need all the tricks and trades on Make up, then you come to me. I’m the resident stylist of NPU. Hair, make up, Nails. I do it all! But don’t ask me to make you look like Kim Kardashian. You go to a plastic surgeon if you want that. I’ll make you look like you! 

“Please. I am desperate for help. I need a transformation like Sandy from Grease.”

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ixlandsvngbvrd:

“Isn’t it cool how they do that? I’m not the best at going that far, but I know we have a few good ones on campus. If you ever see a girl running around here with all purple hair–that’s Mercedes! She is the makeup and hair expert that can probably do all of that and she’s super sweet! Wait though…you don’t need to look like Kim. You’re beautiful!”

“I just don’t want to be Betty Cooper anymore. Everyone thinks I just look innocent and young. I want a more mature look with my makeup.”

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thesqveeze:

“It’s all like movie magic to me, honestly. I don’t know much about makeup, but if you can find somebody in the local area to hook you up, you’ll look 10 times better than Kim K. Bold facts.”

“I guess I am just looking to improve my makeup games, because my makeup skills are about none at all.”

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Hello, I am Betty. I really need help with makeup.

I’m not sure where Merc is, but she would be just the person you need to talk to about this! I’m Pamela, by the way! Welcome!

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xivy-pepperx:

“I have no idea who this Kim Kardashian that you are talking about, what kind of help do you need with your makeup? welcome to his crazy place.”

“I guess I want to look more glamorous, like I actually made an effort.”

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jugjonesrp:

“Ew, why would you want to look like any of them?” He made a face.” They all look so fake.” He chuckled.”Is anything they have real?” He gave a questioning look towards her. “Plus you’re beautiful the way you are.” 

“I want to learn how to actually do my makeup, like besides just putting on mascara and blush. I mean most of their body is probably fake.” she said honestly.” “Thanks Juggy.”

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“I swear some of these makeup tricks I see on Instagram are crazy. I barely know how to do eyeliner, let alone contour my whole face. Can someone teach me how to look like Kim Kardashian?”

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“It is okay. I am Ruby by the way.”

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“Hey...sorry. I was just getting changed. What do you need?”

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“Well the place and the people.” she laughed.

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“Because this place seems super strict.”

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“I doubt that weed is allowed.”

“So… We’re allowed to smoke weed here, yeah? No mandatory drug tests or anything?”

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“That kind of wrestling sounds fun to me.”

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“You like the dirty kind of wrestling. No clothes on kind of thing right?” she winked at the boy.

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“Wrestle with a lady? That sounds far from innocent.” she laughed.

“I’m not gay or anything, but I just had the most relaxing bath with candles and a bath bomb… And some music, can’t forget the music. I see why girls like bath bombs so much though, I feel so soft and refreshed. I feel like a completely new man. But like, a slightly more feminine man. Anyways, not gay. I need to do something manly now. Who wants to watch sports? Go drinking? Wrestle? Play video games?”

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“Well. Well.” she grinned a little and laughed. “Thanks sugar.”

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“Well you must have some great genetics. I mean, but my hair is the most amazing feature between us.”