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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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It's Make A Terrible Comic Day again

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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oh dear. mcr summer is upon us

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At therapy today the psychologist said I was very eloquent, which y'know, good grade in therapy and all that, but then I also was asked to explain what a Tumblr mutual is, so I guess balance finds a way to exert itself in every situation

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Let's settle this once and for all!

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going from 2 monitors to 1 is so weird i have like a fantom monitor in my brain thats just always blank in real life. its like i lost brain capacity, the connections and insticts to utilize and look at the other monitor for tasks is all still there in my mind but the actual monitor itself isn't. transhumanist-phantom-limb-syndrome or something

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

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glad the sharpest bulbs the u.s has to offer are on the case

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i am requiring a kissy to proceed