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ok hear me out guys

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i feel bad for people who use sai but dont know about stabilizer, transparent brushes and clipping groups

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mood

birds with real big long legs sitting like this and facing left

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i’m having a stroke

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McDonald’s facts

The special sauce used in Big Macs still remains a secret even to this day. While dataminers have found a number of data involving the ingredients, the optimization algorithm remains unknown.

McNuggets were once thought to be procedurally generated via metaball physics but this has been disproven since. What we do know about McNuggets is that a normal texture is applied to the surface to give the illusion of bumps, when in fact the model is made up of very few polygons to reduce costs.

All items in the drive thru are not rendered until they are actually taken out of the bag. Physics do apply to them however, so watch out

The reason why hamburgers, etc look “better” in promotional content is because the low detail models and textures are used in the restaurant instead. If they did use their high detail models at all times, McDonald’s would have to start dedicating more costs to their worker processes.

“All day breakfast” was not possible for a long time due to a glitch where any breakfast data would get corrupted when served at an irregular time. This was fixed in an update that took advantage of faster GPU clock speeds. There have been a few successful attempts to get corrupted breakfasts since, with hash browns producing the most interesting results.

The McFlurry machine was intended to be released in an update years down the road, but it was rushed due to time constraints and now we have the infamous buggy and unoptimized mess.

I would like to give a fact on the new “Grand Mac” but even the bun’s data is encrypted so it’s currently impossible to even view any of it. 

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Has this been done yet???

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baby jyushimatsu’s first words were the entire bee movie script in japanese

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I feel like Oso would be that one super chill teacher that everyone loves and even he would fuck with the kids. Never any tests in his class. Almost no homework ever. He teaches the lessons but usually gets bored half way through and just tells his class everyone gets a participation grade. Even if you don’t show up on time he’ll be very understanding. Very laid back

Ichi would be that one whiny teacher that would complain to the kids that he shouldn’t be there, he should be in an alley feeding stray cats. Not to much homework, to much energy to grade it all. He actually likes the quiet introverts and the emo kids because they are most of the time quiet and aren’t disrespectful do their not much to deal with. Not many kids enjoy his class, he teaches the lessons just not very well…Grumpy most days unless you bring him cat treats then you’ll be the teachers pet (ha)

Kara would be that teacher that thinks he’s hip but he’s straight up cringey af, kids will constantly make fun of him behind his back. If someone pissed him off the period before you, your class can expect homework. Most kids love him despite his cringeyness. Kids will still visit his class years later to just say Hi to him. Relaxed until you push him off the deep end then it’s the principals office for you.

Not much to say about Jyushi just that one gym coach that the athletes love, but Jyushi would treat everyone the same and he is there just to have fun. He let anyone do what they want and he hopped in all the activities the kids were playing each period. Usually gets over excited and beats the kids at everything. Obviously no homework lmao. He gets confused with the grading process so most of the time the others will help enter participation grades for him. Happy everyday no matter what and loves all his kids

Oh god Choro… He would be that one super fucking uptight teacher that literally even the smartest kids hate. He would be a very good teacher but kids would find his lessons boring and tend to fall asleep. Shit load of homework everyday, test every Friday, Vocab Quiz every Monday. Kids would squirt hand sanitizer in his coffee when his back is turned. Or even try to shoot pencil lead in his mug from across the room. Put thumbtacks in his chair, write things about him on the chalkboard like “Mr. Matsuno still lives in his moms basement and faps to Miss Hashimoto in the class closet!” fills his car with bees, make small noises in class that would piss him off but he didn’t know who was doing them, boy if you get caught… Expect to fail his class and principals office you go. He hates 95% of his kids, and is very happy when he gets to school but wants to die when he’s about to leave just from all the shit the kids do to him.

Todomatsu would be the hip teacher most loved. He would communicate with kids and share his social media with his kids and talk with them. Doesn’t teach very well because he sits at his desk playing Candy Crush when he’s not talking to his kids about Snapchat drama. The reason why ‘most’ like him and not everyone is because he gives Test every Friday but forgets to teach the lessons to the kids. But he ends up realizing this a lot and offers a shit load of extra credit at the end of the semester. Chill most days (unless he doesn’t get his coffee)

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Okay, I have a thing where I think mostly in English as opposed to my 1st language, and there are times when I’m talking to my family (or any other person who doesn’t know English) and I suddenly start talking in English, only realizing I did that few words in. Now this got me thinking. What if Karamatsu is the same. We all know that this guy adds random English words into his sentences. But what if Kara is actually fluent in English and thinks mostly in English and not Japanese and as a result of that he subconsciously says something in English and the reason his pronunciation is terrible is because, while he can switch from Japanese to English in an instant, he can’t switch from Japanese accent to an English one.

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Osomatsusan popup store Harajyuku (2017 until May 31)

Osomatsusan store Harajuku 1-8-23, Jingu-mae, Shibuya, Tokyo

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#WellRested

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a man, proud of his avocados

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Totoko with and without those pesky NEETs~

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I regret literally everything

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BLEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BLEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!