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you can do it, magikarp!

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

instagram || etsy

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yes the rumors are true i want to disappear

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"I'm a duck. You're a sheep. We can make it work" ⚘️

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in a battle of "which one has the cutest girls?" Yu-Gi-Oh absolutely stomps magic without a second thought.

magic players will try and counter this with some conventionally attractive woman because they don't understand the importance of cute girls.

I'm not asking if you want to fuck the magic card, I'm asking which one has the cutest girls. D&D the Gathering will never come anywhere even close to dark magician girl

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my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

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just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

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vomit

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thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

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Today's Seal Is: Press X To Break Out

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My life is so normal & Dope besides from the occasional falls from Grace

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life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"