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That sucks. Well, i'm sorry. If i can do anything let me know. 

I have a rice pack that I put in the microwave and lay my ear on. It kinda works, but only if I’m really tired.

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Take some medication or put a warm rag on it. That shit sucks.

I have an earache. Which means I’l be in pain all day.

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You rap? Nice. My talents are art and poetry. Is rapping your only one?

It’s because she’s Queen Bey. I don’t sing either, I rap. Do you rap? What’s your talent?

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If i could sing. I'd do it. 

My main goal in life is to meet Beyonce and maybe be on one of her songs. I think I’d die if that happened. 

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You should be. 

Oh, I guess I should be flattered then? A handsome guy like you talking to me like that.

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You're the only guy i talk to like that. 

I bet you say that to all the guys who tell you how hot you are.

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It looks good on you, i must say. 

Oh stop, you’re making me blush!

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So sweet. I could kiss you. You're pretty hot yourself. 

Hey, I’m not complaining. Even with a piece of paper stuck to your face, you’re still a stud.

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I fell asleep writing. Don't judge me.

You’ve got a little something on your cheek, dude.

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But you are admitting you are interested. 

I am a teacher. Even if I was the least bit interested, I couldn’t act on it. It’s inappropriate.

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Well, hello there!

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I know what it is. I don't need to now. I have all the inspiration i need right in front of me. 

It’s writer’s block, as a writer you should know that. Have you tried reading other stuff to kind of inspire you?

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I have writers block so bad right now. This is making me so mad.

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Art and writing. What about you? 

So why are you here Matt? What’s your talent?

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Well, i guess that's better than nothing. 

Aren’t sorry? Well I kind of am, I’m not 100% sorry, just like 45%.

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No, i was trying to figure out if it's something i would watch. 

Are you insulting my description?

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It sounds like it would be fun til we get arrested. I like writing it. My favorite part is figuring out what style i'm going to write something in. 

Burning down the school sounds fun in a very bad way, and I don’t think I want to know why I feel like this. Poetry’s nice, though! I’ve never been good at it, though. I used to get mixed up with all the different forms of poetry.