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MATTAPHYSICS vs STARTREK
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This is a humerous account. I will attempt to watch every episode, from every Star Trek series... and make jokes about them.
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“...it comes with a minibar fridge, some complementary chilled champane, and some explicit, but tasteful monotone porn.”
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“...I follow the ways and teachings of the Left Side Twix.”
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“...just like your mom.”
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“With your monotone voices, and monotone poop.”
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“See Jim, I warned you that he was secretly an anti-vaxer!!”
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“Yikes, a Black and White cookie man!” -KIRK
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“...JEFFERSON ...STARSHIP...”
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Oh jeez, just shoot them both in the dick.
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The episodes big twist ending is that Kirk and Spock are actually trapped in a gay disco.
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TRIVIA TIME: Which of these two characters said that?
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“I got crushed oxycodone and maximum strength codeine that will do wonders for the lunatics in this asylum.”
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“We’re going to Portal the hell out of your head.” #MattaphysicsVsStarTrek #WhomGodsDestroy #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekENT #StarTrekDiscovery #Portal #Portal2
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“Captain, CBS said we’re legally not allowed to talk about Axenar.
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“Yes, that was nice; I’ll have the double bacon cheeseburger.” -Kirk
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“We’re going to have Spock walk around nude.”
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“The Cinnabon is a lie!!”No!!
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“What did you do to He-Man, and Teela, and Man-At-Arms, and Orko?!
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