mattdaddd

[mattdaddd]

Mattdad: So I remember I'm not the smart twin.

mattdaddd​:

Mattdad: Our parents remind me.

marcusdaddario: why the fuck do they do that?? idk how i did it

[mattdaddd]

Mattdad: Our parents remind me.

mattdaddd​:

Mattdadd: That’s science right?

marcusdaddario: bruh yes, i graduated from yale, you’d think i’d be smarter

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: That's science right?

mattdaddd​:

Mattdadd: Is that how biology works?

marcusdaddario: idk do i look like a sciencey person? i just own a tech company lmao

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: Is that how biology works?

mattdaddd​:

Mattdadd: False.

marcusdaddario: my face is your face, my dna is your dna therefore you have the cooties too

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: shh

Mattdadd: My brother has cooties.

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: False.

Mattdadd: My brother has cooties.

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: My brother has cooties.

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: I feel like this is some how gonna turn out to be my fault.

barbiepalv: Charlie really just hit me with the ' Today I only listen to my dad'

[mattdaddd]

"I mean if the opportunity presented itself yes."

mattdaddd​:

“Um yeah I think I would.”

“ you do?” she asked 

[mattdaddd]

"Um yeah I think I would."

mattdaddd​:

“B you don’t full me.”

“ it’s nothing I was just talking to a friend who found out she was pregnant “ she said ‘ And she was freaking out a little is all” she said .” it just got me thinking about if I would ever wnat more, would you ?” she asked 

[mattdaddd]

"B you don't full me."

mattdaddd​:

“Why do I feel like you were doing something?” He asked as he was changing into sweats.

“ me? nothing “ she smiled going through her drawer to find a pair of shorts

[mattdaddd]

"Why do I feel like you were doing something?" He asked as he was changing into sweats.

Barbara and Matt had never talked about having more kids, charlie was enough for them it seemed, she was their world and they never rushed anything with each other, even though it’s been eight years they were comfortable with that. But here she was now holding the test. Hearing Matts voice she perked up and walked out of the bathroom “ hey babe” she said 

@mattdaddd

[mattdaddd]

"Thats just how moms are barb."

He wrapped his arms around his girlfriends waist from behind and put his chin on her shoulder. "2 hours talking to my mother...2 hours."

@babebarb

[mattdaddd]

"That we don't need a paper to prove we love each other. What I say every time."

He wrapped his arms around his girlfriends waist from behind and put his chin on her shoulder. "2 hours talking to my mother...2 hours."

@babebarb

[mattdaddd]

"Nothing really. Just normal why aren't we getting married yet. Hows her granddaughter how are you and then random topics."

He wrapped his arms around his girlfriends waist from behind and put his chin on her shoulder. "2 hours talking to my mother...2 hours."

@babebarb

[mattdaddd]

He wrapped his arms around his girlfriends waist from behind and put his chin on her shoulder. "2 hours talking to my mother...2 hours."

@babebarb

[mattdaddd]

Mattdadd: Is it bad I avoid phone calls with my mother because every one she throws in "your sister's been married for years whens your turn?"