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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT DILLY DALLY

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Ralph come home the kids miss you

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My ear hurts

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Currently peeling my skin off waiting to rewatch it and trying to clear my schedule just to watch a movie about a group of boys run around and two die and I end up curling up on the floor bawling

GLORIA

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GLORIA

‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💥💥

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RALPH MACCHIO WE ALL LOVE YOUUUUUU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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YALL CANT TELL ME DALLAS WOULDNT DO THIS OMS

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Idk why but Dally just screams Santeria by Sublime to me. Idk. Not just the lyrics but like the vibe of the song yk??? LIEK BRO SOMEONE MAKE A EDIT OF HIM WITH THAT SONG

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YALL ARE INVITED TO MY DIDDY PARTY

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Darry:Soda this is serious…

Soda:Yeahhhhhh…that’s cool and all but-did you know Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance?

Darry:Soda…two-bit just got ran over by a Ram 1800-

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Chat,CHATTTTTT. Ok so my lil sis rolled her eyes right??? And my mom was like “Don’t roll your eyes at me.” And you know what my sister said back-“I’m looking at the ceiling🙄” AND I JS KNOWWWW. That’s some stuff pony boy would do to Darry.

Darry:Pony,go clean your room. It’s a mess.

Pony:I will in a second,Darry. (Rolls eyes very dramatically)

Darry:Pony,what did we say about that eye rolling..?

Pony:I was lookin at the ceiling…(huffs and walks off)

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YALL. IM PROUD OF MYSELF!!!! So my sleep schedule has been all out of wack right? WELL IM FIXING IT! Last night I went to bed at eleven and woke up at 5:40,just a bit ago in my areas time. IM ACTAULLY HAPPY.

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THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD!! <3

Ok so dally and pony and Johnny all decided to go to the park right? (Very bad idea).

Dally was tripping kids left and right,climbing up the slides,hogging the swings. And naming himself “King of the Playground”. All the parents DESPISED him. But they were terrified. (Who wouldn’t be?(oh btw all the parents were Soc’s. Hence why they were scared)). Also,some random kid came up to him while he was sitting on his throne (the slide) demanding Dallas act right. Or no one will play with him. (He pushed the kid and started laughing)

Pony would actually act right,maybe even become friends with some of kids who weren’t scared of him cause of dally. He’d play tag,and try not to win every due to his track capabilities. He’d also push the younger kids on the swings,who weren’t big enough to do it themselves. He’d also definitely find all the lonely kids (the ones who were to scared/shy to go and play with others) and would form a little group. And they would all play games and harass dally. Very fun times.

Johnny would honestly be one of the kids who were too scared to go play,even if pony and dally were there. (He was the kid who would wait on the swings for someone to come up to him.) but once he saw the group pony was forming,he was genuinely happy and joined in. All the kids ADORED him (so did the parents) he would play fair with them,make sure each one got attention. (Basically all the things he never really did.(btw guys idk what au this would be in. I’m just sharing the random shi I came up with-) Johnny would be the best at hide and seek,don’t know why,he just is. He would also play duck duck goose with all the other kids.

The trio definitely had fun when they went to the park,and dally obviously flirted with and people his age who he saw. But eventually Dally got kicked out when he pushed a kid off the swing,so he had to wait on a bench while pony a Johnny had fun. “I didn’t even push him,man! It was the wind!!!😡”

So this isn’t related,but I just wanna thank everyone for all the support! I’m am very very very very new to this. And I’m just writing what I come up with. If you have any tips or ways I can improve. PLEASE share them. I need the help- but really,I may not be the best right now. But I’m getting there!! Please bear with me-and once again thank you for reading and supporting this new hobby. Love you!!☺️

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Ngl I feel like Pony was the hungriest kid ever when he was a baby. Like-you’d had just burped him,and two seconds later he’s tugging at your shirt asking for goldfish or some shi. AND YOU KNOW-that if it was like a modern au and he was a toddler,he’d be a IPad kid. Like the crusty Cheeto ones..and if you tried to take away his iPad,he’d throw a FIT. But anyway,that’s all☺️☺️

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Modern au-the whole gang gets in Darry’s car,and Darry is about to play his playlist on Spotify..and dally pulls out his phone and says “Nah don’t worry,I got it”. The first song starts playing…and everyone gasps in horror as “HES BOUNCING OFF MY BOOTYCHE-“ starts playing and Dally literally throws his phone out the window “No,man! That wasn’t even my playlist. 😡”

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I feel like Dallas in a modern au would get on discord (cause the whole gang has one big group chat) and he would type some stupid shi like “Come on,kittens. Daddy wants to play Fortnite! ☺️” and everyone else is just like “What the actual fu-“

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I’m so upsetti spaghetti that Dally died,like literally just dodge the bullet man. It’s not that hard🙄🙄