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Maybe! Also, have you made any progress with the research, Lock? Just getting a lil curious here is all.

Welcome to day 969 of me being stuck in the souprooms. I have to wonder if they’ve restocked their clothes supply since I’ve been here.

[matthias-prof-detective]

… Hey lil fella, maybe avoid those leftovers as well, just a gut feeling if you will. Also, consider finding that new job as soon as possible, but for now, congrats on the home lil guy!

I got a new job at this fancy restaurant! Can’t wait to actually get paid :D

[matthias-prof-detective]

I’ll be honest lil guy, I wish I knew, but I’ve been in weirder situations I guess.

I got a new job at this fancy restaurant! Can’t wait to actually get paid :D

[matthias-prof-detective]

Hey lil guy uh, I would suggest leaving when you can, but that’s just a theory-

I got a new job at this fancy restaurant! Can’t wait to actually get paid :D

[matthias-prof-detective]

I’m just going to pretend that that means an honorary menu item!

Also, I won’t be messing with them too much, just for research purposes. Just like how you all do things for science, pinky swear on it!

Controversial post but fans are just not it

[matthias-prof-detective]

Come on, don’t think so poorly of me bro!

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Anyways, you don’t mind being cozy with the lil soup guys you’ve seen around, right? Think you could get a bit closer to the next one you see? Alright thanks bye!!!!!

Controversial post but fans are just not it

[matthias-prof-detective]

Good, good… We should get along just fine then!

Controversial post but fans are just not it

[matthias-prof-detective]

Aww thanks lil guy! +10 points for ya in the form of an uno reverse

***ex-meme-boy-the-meme-company

[matthias-prof-detective]

Wait, the lil guy from that one place I’ve been theorizing? You’re here too!

***ex-meme-boy-the-meme-company

[matthias-prof-detective]

Hey bro! I’ve seen that you’ve been a lil somewhere recently, mind doing something for me in the meantime?

Also neither of you like fans, right?

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Controversial post but fans are just not it