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All my tumblr friends.

follow me on twitter yo

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enchanting <3

📷: @speakingofchloe

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I have a fantasy football team now ... What has my life become #NFL #Alloutballers #ESPNFantasy

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Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

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you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

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SCOUTING MERIT BADGES FOR COOL SHIT LIKE PRANK-CALLS, GRAVE-ROBBING AND ARSON!

See more here:

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/scouting_merit_badges_for_cool_shit_like_prank-calls_grave-robbing_and_arso

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The Strange Underwater World Of Jellyfish Captured by Dirk Weyer

Hamburg-based photographer Dirk Weyer reveals the mysterious world of jellyfish at the heart of the ocean with his mesmerizing photography series titled “Medusa”. Since the age of 8, when his father introduced him to the camera, Dirk has been passionately shooting beautiful images.

Keep reading

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Comet (2014)

“So… have you ever dreamt about me?”

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[takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]

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Hide and Seek

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a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

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“#343 Flood”

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I think our internet may be down.

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Well fuck. Eye opening

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”