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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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time for intellectual jokes

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Joseph Ducreux (1735–1802) was a French artist known for his expressive and unconventional self-portraits. Unlike many portraitists of his time, who adhered to strict formal conventions, Ducreux infused his works with humor, exaggerated expressions, and an almost modern sense of personality.

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Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

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there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

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literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

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"It’s been a week since our new song "Templars" dropped! ⚔️ Have you memorised the lyrics yet? 🧐"

Sabaton FB

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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

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op turned off reblogs but i wanted this on my blog so i screenshotted it

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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

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imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

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I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

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How it feels whenever one of my good friends (a historical figure I like) shows up in a primary source

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