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I hate when a character's fandom characterisation is "the dumb one" because even if they actually are dumb the fandom is always getting the way they are dumb wrong

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Me n mattsawtrap's futureeddsweep campaign management going swimmingly

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just found this in my drafts btw

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NO… YOU CANT…

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don’t get me started on saloonatics matt . let this be a warning

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I don’t know your main but from what I read from your bio…is is groin..?

WAUAUAUUAUAUAUA NOOOOO there are many more letters between the g and ion

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btw this edit from march has a storied history. it was gonna be a jokey edit where i put like. tvtropes of tord that he was blowing up w missiles to persuade the bestie that he is a sexyman and to watch edds world with me but instead it began syncing so well i was astonished and made a whole edit of it and some how it still convinced them to watch eddsworld. it more effectively persuaded Matt Saw Trap that tord was a vital animal to let into their life than any joke ever could. they watched all of eddsworld with me just a few moments later after refusing for days. and the moral is to always be genuine and never fear being cringe. remember me for my epic swag

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he's a sweetheart he's a bitch he's just a little guy he's so very powerful he's the kindest of souls he's SO rude he means everything to me

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1st. Thank you for the compliment. Secondly. How about both. Also an excuse to use 2 of my favorite comics? Delighted!

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you don’t understand what prince matthew does to my brain chemistry

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>typically plays the straightman in the comic trio of the main cast but isn’t above their antics either

>blue

>plays an instrument

>tortured by the universe

i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head didnt he. squidward

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he's been un-dilfed you're welcome everyone

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I need more of the “polyworld goes to mcdonalds” idea, mixed with “they manage to steal 30 pounds of chicken nuggets without paying and then walk home and don’t get caught because edd, matt, and tom use their assorted funky powers to damage/kill/maim/knock out anyone who gets in the way of their Chicken Nuggies, while tord does absolutely nothing of use” idea

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the leader of the comic trio has a kitty cat and the fool wears green and purple. what’s the point of being alive

>typically plays the straightman in the comic trio of the main cast but isn’t above their antics either

>blue

>plays an instrument

>tortured by the universe

i didn’t say his name but he popped into your head didnt he. squidward