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new bigtop burger

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Just a humble puppet vendor

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Oh my god my man expirienced true twink death

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BIGTOP BURGERRRE!!!! YAHOOOOO

made this really quickly after watching the latest episode cause ofc

ALSO THAT EPISODE US SO... WHAT THE HELL UTS AMAZING.... iuuggoooughr.,.......

head in hands

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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spamton & tennas tv time ???

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requesting your favorite pictures and fun facts about bluejays! (shh don’t look at my url)

Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, ONT, Canada

Blue Jays have passed the mirror test, recognizing themselves in the mirror, which many birds are not able to do.

Blue Jays typically mate for life.

Blue Jays are one of the birds know to let ants crawl on them, to remove parasites, and dead skin and feather... this is called "anting".

Blue Jays are very social birds, and often live in flocks of closely related birds, feeding and migrating together.

Blue Jays have enigmatic migration patterns, some years not migrating at all, and other years migrating to totally new areas.

Though they are not known for it, Blue Jays cam mimic the calls of other birds, other animals, and human made sounds.

photograph by Jadwiga Dabrowski

Western KY, USA - photograph by Mike Blevins

Eastern U.S. - photograph by Andy Raupp

ONT, Canada - photograph by Harold Hutchings

Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata), family Corvidae, order Passeriformes, and Northern Cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis), family Cardinalidae, order Passeriformes, get into a Kerfuffle, MI, USA

photograph by Kevin Dunham

Eastern U.S. - photograph by @jocelynandersonphotography

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Watching the new game on stream with some friends and i did this dumb thing because we found it funny

That old moon looks so goofy and round! XD

AND HONESTLY, IT WAS SO WEIRD TO SEE A MUSCULAR MOON TOO OMG XD

We thought it would be silly too if the round moon was his grandfather and the muscled moon his dad, while he is the skinny son/j

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commission for mayli_draws on twt ♥

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🔥INTO THE FIRE🔥

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Hello everybody!

I updated my pridesaur list and added some respectable entries for Intersex, Abrosecxual, Greysexual, agender and butch lesbian. I am proud to say we are at 21 dinos!!!

But I am still very much open for more suggestions, so if you find any fitting dino pun, that I have not covered yet, please feel free to let me know ^.^

My goal still remains to have the most inclusive prehistoric pride dinosaur collection out there, so feel free to help me out a bit with fun ideas ;D

Happy pride to y'all!

I also got all of them as stickers on my etsy shop, so if any of you feel like supporting my silly dino art, please come by:

my prehistoric pride stickers:

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

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thats like. what the chapter was about yeah?

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Raticate is rati-great