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a million clementines
a million clementines thrown at my body at the same time
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and btw the seas are fully dried up
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Artist Tatiana Shundeeva “Adrenaline”
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Bornean bearded pig (Sus barbatus)
Photo by Jono Dashper
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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i'm gonna start going around the neighborhood teaching people's dogs how to smoke
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I’m literally watching two male ducks fuck in this flooded storm drain pond. My gay dog is like fascinated
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