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World Juggling Day 2011

Who’s psyched for World Juggling Day 2011, on Saturday 18th June.

Anyone doing anything special for it?

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i miss trolling people in an mmo and receiving a message like 'you r a sickning human being' and remembering it for the rest of my life

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REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANSGENDER.

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Jovial Merryment had the time to fuck Yellow on the track and still won the race. No one can do it like her

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"Do it scared" is out. "Do it in a fugue so dense as to barely be penetrable by uncertainty" is in.

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Peacewalkaa

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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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now of course I don't use tonetags and my posts can be confusing because of this, but also I speak in flat affect in real life and half of my jokes are me saying something confusing in a very serious voice, so it's all part of the immersive experience

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I think if you kissed a gnome on its mouthing would get so excited it's hat would detach from its body and shoot off like a fire work straight up into the sky and explode in the pattern kf an old oak tree, leaving a delicate woody aroma in the air for days