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Seaside Vacation in the 80's

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Sentence Starters (FINAL PART) A variety of canon dialogue taken from each route of the main story.

👾 ; "I may just be a schoolgirl.. but now, I'm a schoolgirl with a giant robot!"

👾 ; "Whenever you're in trouble, I'll always be there. And if it ever looks grim, I'll be the first to take a bullet for you."

👾 ; "I have to protect my family.. and everyone I hold dear.. even if it costs me my life."

👾 ; "What kind of suicidal moron would get in a 35-meter weaponized metal suit?"

👾 ; "You're shameless, shrewd, and infuriating. People like you don't die so easily."

👾 ; "No matter how this ends, I will always be with you."

👾 ; "This time it will be different. This time, it's my turn to save you."

👾 ; "...I always worry about you."

👾 ; "I don't give a shit about my limits. I love you, and that's why I gotta break 'em."

👾 ; "This time.. I swear I'll protect you."

👾 ; "Let's go somewhere, okay? Just the two of us?"

👾 ; "I just.. really, really missed you."

👾 ; "But you.. you're as gorgeous as you always were."

👾 ; "Goddammit.. that's the most beautiful shit I ever heard.."

👾 ; "We came out all this way, and you're still mad?"

👾 ; "Now I've got a [ wife / husband ] and [ daughter / son ] I'd give anything to see happy."

👾 ; "I'd never find anyone better than you anyway."

👾 ; "Look, you don't get to smooth-talk me! You don't get off that easy!"

👾 ; "So this is why you left me behind? Sneaking off for a date?"

👾 ; "I knew you were a lost cause when it comes to dates, but this is just sad."

👾 ; "You really are positively shameless, aren't you?"

👾 ; "I told you I'd rescue you. You still remember?"

👾 ; "I know it took a while, but.. I was hoping we could have a fresh start."

👾 ; "You probably don't remember this one, so I'll just say it again. I.. love you."

👾 ; "But.. I remember being in love with you. I'd never forget that."

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Seaside Vacation in the 80's

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Sentence Starters (Part 3) A variety of canon dialogue taken from each route of the main story.

👾 ; "I can't believe I overslept. It's so late.."

👾 ; "Sorry to disappoint. We'll dance some other time."

👾 ; "And that's your decision to make, huh? Selfish bastard."

👾 ; "...Did you have to take the same hiding spot?"

👾 ; "The way things are.. I feel like I don't know anything anymore."

👾 ; "Are you a wittle.. jealous? That's totally it, right?"

👾 ; "Please, who'd get jealous over you?"

👾 ; "I was just.. worried about you, that's all."

👾 ; "I mean, heck, if.. somethin' had happened to you.."

👾 ; "I want to know how to save everyone. If there's a way, then tell me.. please."

👾 ; "You should thank me for saving your ass."

👾 ; "I was worried. I was so afraid that.. that I'd hurt you again."

👾 ; "I haven't seen you in days. I couldn't stop thinking about you."

👾 ; "...Were you waiting for me?"

👾 ; "It's easy when you're the one holding the gun, isn't it? But not so much when you're staring down the barrel."

👾 ; "If anything were to happen to [ him / her ].. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself."

👾 ; "You might not believe me, but I really have become fond of you."

👾 ; "None of that matters to me now. Because I, well.. I love you."

👾 ; "I will protect you with everything that I have."

👾 ; "No, I'll never let you fight on your own again. I'll fight to protect you too."

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Baku & the boys be for the streets || Sentence starters

A sentence meme based on Sethical's Baku series

💸; "Let me get uhhhh.. BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2 liter of coke." 💸; "If it don't got bone in it, iss boneless." 💸; "Dawg, swear on your TIMBS, u not fuckin wit me." 💸; "You have an overdue balance of HELLA BREAD." 💸; "I just said we closed, I just finished cleanin everything." 💸; "Ight. That's it buddy, you can say goodbye to your job." 💸; "Fym no loyalty?" 💸; "Bruh, if you rap on this ugly ass beat-" 💸; "I'm sorry, I don't speak ITALICS." 💸; "U think I give a fuck? Come to the restaurant rn, I give you boneless ass whooping. Special carryout discount." 💸; "Dawg, u wanna just see the damn BIRTH CERTIFICATE?" 💸; "I got limited minutes bruh, wrap this shit up." 💸; "So u thought we wasn't gon come back for the BREAD?" 💸; "That was like 100 years ago bruh, he DEAD." 💸; "I ain't never fuck wit nintendo." 💸; "I'm not sellin you these shits." 💸; "I ain't ask for lip from minimum wage." 💸; "Aight, get the fu-fu-fuck OUT." 💸; "Who in here doin illegal shit?" 💸; "You have the right to shut that shit up." 💸; "Wtf is gluten?" 💸; "Swear on ur fuckin YEEZYS, if u wanna fight, we gon fight." 💸; "U tryna be on worldstar?" 💸; "Tell him to take the mf gluten out the bread." 💸; "Ima need you to shut that bullshit up chief." 💸; "What bitchass country are yall from, where they got this bullshit at?" 💸; "U can either take this yeast, or im callin the police." 💸; "GET THIS DICKHEAD OUT OF MY KITCHEN." 💸; "What is that? Is he speaking italics?" 💸; "You know me, I gotta be problematic at all costs." 💸; "Wheres that got dam MONEY?" 💸; "Ay, $7.25 an hour, stfu." 💸; "You ain't ending shit, swear on YEEZY." 💸; "Idk who got you speaking italics, but you gotta back the fuck off me." 💸; "Listen, there ain't enough battery on this iphone 6 for you to be bullshittin and fucking around." 💸; "Shut your homeless ass up." 💸; "What, yall cookin with easy bake oven?" 💸; "Yeah I'm the fuckin judge, what you gon do?" 💸; "Tf you doing at my house?" 💸; "The fuck you allergic to, BRICK?" 💸; "I'm playing tag with my money rn, and I'm it." 💸; "Do I look like microsoft word?" 💸; "Fuck ima do? Power up? You think ima go super saiyan?" 💸; "Do I look like I got sneak 100?"

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⏱️. ┊Quotes echoed in time

A collection of sentence starters made from the dialogue of Sherlotta. Some tweaked to fit singular muse interactions.

"Life is all about wishing the best for those we love."

"Life is precious because it doesn't last forever."

"Well, it's just that you're sounding a bit like *oh* I don't know- a fussbucket."

"What are you laughing at? I could of had a heart attack!"

"People have this habit of only believing in what they can see."

"They fear things they don't understand... yet when those same things help them, they praise them as miracles."

"The real miracle is that in this wide, wide world, millions of years old... you are standing here, at this moment."

"We were given life and we were given each other. If that isn't a miracle, I don't know what is."

"You're not alone. Never forget how lucky you are to be part of a world so full of light."

"Curses only work because people believe in them."

"If you know it's all nonsense then no ghost or curse can ever hurt you."

"Look, I'm not interested in your exisental crisis."

"Rumors are worth what you pay for them."

"I'm sorry I made you stay with me for so long."

"I'm not as good a person as you."

"I hate the idea that I need something I hate so much."

"It's all right, you rest now. Don't worry about me."

"The time I spent with you was the most precious time of my life."

"It's okay, you don't have to hold back anymore."

"You taught me to hope..."

"You are my whole world, and without you I am nothing."

"I think that because I was immortal, I had forgotten how precious life is."

"I would do anything, anything at all, if it meant saving you."

"The present is built on the past. What has happened cannot be undone or redone."

"Everything has happened as it had to."

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Unholy Ghost Stories || Sentence Starters

All lines are specifically taken from the english dub. Some context is cut though to keep things clean and PG.

👻 ; "Remember, if it wasn't for me, your friend would be headlining in heaven."

👻 ; "Luckily, I can read barricade."

👻 ; "A police station! Thank god, I never thought I'd be happy to see one of those things!"

👻 ; "Hello sinner!"

👻 ; "Abstinence only, got it."

👻 ; "It's not right to teach a child to respond with violence."

👻 ; "I hope to god you're adopted."

👻 ; "Come back here, you coward!"

👻 ; "Oh the music teacher.. what a bitch!"

👻 ; "I'm sure I'll live a long miserable life of heartbreak and alcoholism before a ghost takes me out."

👻 ; "When this bitch kicks, I'm moving to vegas."

👻 ; "You came in here alone? Are you a moron?"

👻 ; "Cursed stairs. You're kidding me, cursed stairs?"

👻 ; "God is bigger than any demonic curse, and true believers like me don't believe in curses."

👻 ; "I for one don't see one thing you have to be proud about. Or, are you just hoping to grow pretty one day?"

👻 ; "What? How high are you?"

👻 ; "Do you know how much I hate you?"

👻 ; "My daughter's dead, and you're making food jokes?"

👻 ; "Worshipping satan is awesome!"

👻 ; "I'm gonna get beat up, aren't I?"

👻 ; "God rewards the righteous, that's why me and my family are loaded."

👻 ; "Oh wow, I can't even comprehend how inappropriate this is."

👻 ; "I tried to be consoling, but I really don't like her."

👻 ; "I'll do the broadcast if you never talk to me again, please."

👻 ; "I may be a nerd, but you're an idiot!"

👻 ; "Y'know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shuttin' the fuck up."

👻 ; "Run! She's a ghost, and a bitch!"

👻 ; "To hell with right and wrong, bitch, I'm on fire!"

👻 ; "What the fizzity-uck was that?"

👻 ; "..My bs detector's going ding!"

👻 ; "I can read. Not well, but I can read!"

👻 ; "No, I'm serious bitch. I swear to god, blue."

👻 ; "Leave me alone, I'm doing my standard anime elbows up pose."

👻 ; "You are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on, I cannot wait for this bitch to kill you."

👻 ; "Why am I doing this? It's not faithful to my character arc."

👻 ; "Time to go home, load up that bong, and watch pokemon!"

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Saturday Mornings with Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared || Sentence Starters

All lines are from the DHMIS TV Show

📺 ; “What?! I’m not dull!”

📺 ; “It looks dumb!”

📺 ; “I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all. Is that an option?”

📺 ; “He’s not that big.”

📺 ; “You need to be more aggressive, that’s how you get ahead in the workplace.”

📺 ; “Attention freaks, it’s me!”

📺 ; “Welp.. I’m dead!”

📺 ; “As far back as I can remember, I always knew I deserved to be dead!”

📺 ; “We don’t talk about that area.”

📺 ; “...And we live in an actual nightmare!!”

📺 ; “Freelancers deserve to die.”

📺 ; “I’d like to go on the dark web, and look at a picture of a skeleton.”

📺 ; “Welp, he’s dead!”

📺 ; “I don’t like my window.. when I look out through it, it looks back in through me.”

📺 ; “We can’t go back, I’m not going back to that house!”

📺 ; “Stop showing off, I can make up words too y’know!”

📺 ; “You’re not to touch me.”

📺 ; “I wouldn’t mind looking at the house again, and.. maybe at you..”

📺 ; “Really? You like looking at me?”

📺 ; “Well, I like looking at you too.”

📺 ; “Don’t get too close to them, they look feral.”

📺 ; “No, I was more hoping that I was dead.”

📺 ; “Y’know what? I’m actually glad I don’t have a family.”

📺 ; “I have my own system, don’t get involved.”

📺 ; “Oh, it’s a rat, or some kind of worthless animal.”

📺 ; “You’re not my real son!”

📺 ; “Wow, I’ve never spoken to two people before.”

📺 ; “How strange, they’re pretending they don’t respect me.”

📺 ; “You could fire him, or kill him.”

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༶♡༶ ❝ Chappell Roan lyrics starters ❞ ♡ ೃ༄

༶♡༶ ❝I could be the one or your new addiction.❞

༶♡༶❝It's all in my head, but I want non-fiction.❞

༶♡༶❝I don't want the world, but I'll take this city.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Call me hot, not pretty.❞

༶♡༶ ❝I try not to care, but it hurts my feelings❞

༶♡༶ ❝What's it take to get your number?❞

༶♡༶ ❝Ruined my credit, stole my cute aesthetic.❞

༶♡༶ ❝It's comical, bridges you burn.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Karma's real, hope it's your turn.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Wishing you the best, in the worst way.❞

༶♡༶ ❝No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater.❞

༶♡༶ ❝You can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth.❞

༶♡༶ ❝I don't wanna call it off, but you don't wanna call it love.❞

༶♡༶ ❝I'm cliche, who cares?❞

༶♡༶ ❝Think I'm gonna call it off, even if you call it love.❞

༶♡༶ ❝I just wanna love someone who calls me baby.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Make a new excuse, another stupid reason.❞

༶♡༶ ❝You're standing face to face with "I told you so"❞

༶♡༶ ❝You know I hate to say it but, I told you so❞

༶♡༶ ❝Well good luck, babe!❞

༶♡༶ ❝You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry.❞

༶♡��� ❝Not overdramatic, I know what I want.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Fell in love with the thought of you.❞

༶♡༶ ❝Uh-huh, I'm through with all these hyper mega bummer boys like you.❞

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🦋 Butterfly Lyrics 🦋

✧˚ · . ❝ Various english lyrics of Butterfly the opening for Digimon Tri. ❞ ✧ ೃ༄

🦋 ; "You're my life, my everything."

🦋 ; "We can fly if you believe."

🦋 ; "My friend, I can't wait to see you again."

🦋 ; "There's no time for fooling around."

🦋 ; "I don't know if I'll ever see the tomorrow I'm dreaming of."

🦋 ; "Feels like my faith is slipping away."

🦋 ; "This nightmare's got me losing my way."

🦋 ; "I'm flying free, nothing can bring me down."

🦋 ; "High or low, I'm going wherever you go."

🦋 ; "Haven't felt this alive in so long."

🦋 ; "Guess I'll get up and go find the answer I'm longing for."

🦋 ; "Back to my carefree days."

🦋 ; "Don't fail me now, trembling wings."

🦋 ; "You're my hope, you're my everything."

🦋 ; "I'm living my life and doing things my way."

🦋 ; "My broken wings dream of the sky."

🦋 ; "If I could become just one thing, I'd be a butterfly free soaring."

🦋 ; "Let's focus on the people we trust."

🦋 ; "And leave all the doubt behind us."

🦋 ; "I wanna know if the sky above is only for show."

🦋 ; "I want to know what tomorrow will bring."

🦋 ; "Maybe this world's an infinite dream?"

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✧˚ · . ❝ Naruto Lyrics with Amalee ❞

🦊 ; "Can you hear me?"

🦊 ; "I don't care if I quit feeling."

🦊 ; "I don't care if I forget."

🦊 ; "I have already sealed away the hole in my heart."

🦊 ; "It's okay if I keep hurting."

🦊 ; "I don't feel pain anymore."

🦊 ; "Stuck in my own hell, I've even lost myself."

🦊 ; "My heart is broken glass."

🦊 ; "Go follow all of your scars, tracing the pain on your heart."

🦊 ; "Do you remember that day?"

🦊 ; "All that pain it was made to protect you."

🦊 ; "You're never hurt by giving out kindness."

🦊 ; "That voice I hear it is filled with sorrow."

🦊 ; "Just like a knot undone it severs all at once my body, heart, and soul. They're no longer one."

🦊 ; "I finally realize; that sad and distant cry that I hear all the time, us none other than mine"

🦊 ; "You knew it right from the start."

🦊 ; "You knew the path that you would carve."

🦊 ; "So tell me you won't forget, that feeling burned in your chest."

🦊 ; "I know that one day, I'll obtain what I'm reaching out for."

🦊 ; "This fleeting heart, I'll set it ablaze."

🦊 ; "Thinking of you fills me with longing."

🦊 ; "How I miss you, my tears are falling."

🦊 ; "And like the fireflies in the summer, I fade away right into the flames."

🦊 ; "How could you leave me alone with only a silent kiss from your burning lips?"

🦊 ; "My dear beloved, do you see it too?"

🦊 ; "In my stormy heart I had nearly let the wind steal all of my memories."

🦊 ; "This feeling burns and it's like my whole world is spinning on in a hazy blur."

🦊 ; "My heart is singing, I wish this moment would last forever."

🦊 ; "I know that one day, we'll obtain the future we dream of."

🦊 ; "My dear beloved, don't forget the future is still ahead."

🦊 ; "You are my friend."

🦊 ; "Do you remember when we would say that we'd see it all through one day?"

🦊 ; "You are my dream."

🦊 ; "I just wanna see your smile."

🦊 ; "Thank you my friend, although I cannot pretend there's no weight that laid upon my chest that day."

🦊 ; "This lie, I can't hide it, if I tried you'd see right through it."

🦊 ; "From here on out, got my sights on one dream."

🦊 ; "Weakness always binds the strong but the strong cut down the weak."

🦊 ; "You play it cool, ya try to blend in, but the alarm bells ring."

🦊 ; "You're always so far ahead of me."

🦊 ; "You can make your own today."

🦊 ; "I can't believe that you're still human."

🦊 ; "You can't be from the same world as I."

🦊 ; "There is a weight that I hold like a heavy shield."

🦊 ; "You can laugh at me cause I don't even care."

🦊 ; "Will tomorrow bring more rain?"

🦊 ; "I don't want a future if it's one without you."

🦊 ; "Crossing that line, we saw that there'd be no going back in time."

🦊 ; "Everyone will become a silhouette."

🦊 ; "But why do we pretend we don’t care all about the things that we hold so dear?"

🦊 ; "I see that destiny is far out of our hands."

🦊 ; "And the clock can’t be stopped, these days keep rolling on."

🦊 ; "Time will always keep moving on farther out of our reach."

🦊 ; "Yeah, as time will pass I believe there are many things that we may forget."

🦊 ; "I wanna be free from all the grief here in my memory."

🦊 ; "Cherish everything that you love."

🦊 ; "And when I close my eyes, it is you that I see cause you taught me this truth."

🦊 ; "You've yet to learn what the pain from true sadness is like."

🦊 ; "When all my feelings reach you they'll no longer be mute."

🦊 ; "And so at last, you escape from your cold, broken cage."

🦊 ; "You said if you could fly you'd fly and nothing would stop you."

🦊 ; "I'll take your eager hand and take you far - far away with me."

🦊 ; "Hey, it's okay to fail."

🦊 ; "What really counts - what only counts is if you pull yourself back up!"

🦊 ; "Can you reminisce? Can you recall the last time you felt some joy at all?"

🦊 ; "The fact we're alive right here and now we take it for granted but that's how we'll find hope when we may need it most."

🦊 ; "All that we love and hold so dear could disappear one day without warning."

🦊 ; "You know the closer you get to something the tougher it is to see it."

🦊 ; "Some people may call the kindest deed an act of mere hypocrisy."

🦊 ; "But never mind those who have lost their faith you shouldn't give in to what they say."

🦊 ; "Even if it was for a selfish cause, a salvageable hypocrisy is superior to murderous honesty."

🦊 ; "Everyone tells you from time to time to never give up like a scene from a movie."

🦊 ; "They tell you to stand up for yourself as if was always that easy."

🦊 ; "There is a handful of courage in my heart that is waiting to shine on my darkest day."

🦊 ; "Let the tears fall without holding back."

🦊 ; "You're always playing it cool while you refuse to show your tears."

🦊 ; "You pray you never will lose all the things you're holding dear."

🦊 ; "We've been through the worst of it, you and I."

🦊 ; "From this moment on you don't need to hide away when you are afraid, not anymore."

🦊 ; "Always scared of believing in anything I forgot what it felt like to cry."

🦊 ; "In a world of vast horizons it's so easy to feel you're alone."

🦊 ; "Let me hear every thought and worry in your heart."

🦊 ; "That horizon we chased is drifting further away."

🦊 ; "And it's getting harder to breathe, but I'm diving in anyway."

🦊 ; "Maybe I'd be better off letting it go."

🦊 ; "Even if everybody wants to be my enemy I know that I've still got a light shining on me, though I've sunk so far beyond its reach."

🦊 ; "It is so painful here."

🦊 ; "There's a map in my mind, keeps me tossing and turning at night."

🦊 ; "Thought I was strong, but once again I was wrong to believe that I might one day be stronger than you."

🦊 ; "I can never play believe and be someone I'm not."

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Chaotic Mornings in the Class of '09 (Mega post)

Warning! This game features a lot of dark topics that is used as shock humor. I weeded out some of the less extreme statements for a sentence meme.

This is as tame as it gets.

Contains a mix of the OG '09 & Re-UP

👾 ; "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM!?" 👾 ; "I'm traumatized right now, but that was actually pretty good." 👾 ; "He literally just invited me over to fuck." 👾 ; "Uh-- Well I didn't use the F- word!" 👾 ; "Do something, bitch!" 👾 ; "....I said 'the tuna's good today' and you just replied with that." 👾 ; "You're on your fourth wife right now cause you couldn't make it as a photographer." 👾 ; "What's up you whores?" 👾 ; "...Okay, huffing at least one of these should get me fucked up, right?" 👾 ; "Whatever, just a little fun on the side while picking up bitches." 👾 ; "...What the fuck are you talking about?" 👾 ; "Bro, I have done literally nothing to give you this impression of me." 👾 ; "You really think I'm a quirky art girl?" 👾 ; "I wouldn't be surprised if he burned down a convenience store but yeah, he's nice." 👾 ; "I'm not having sex with you." 👾 ; "Fucking you was like, the last thing on my mind... unless you'd want to?" 👾 ; "Okay, we need to get the fuck outta here." 👾 ; "You brought me here to cook crack??" 👾 ; "Yeah, what else is baking soda for?" 👾 ; "Y'know you remind me of my wife a bit. I wanna fucking kill my wife!!" 👾 ; "Shut your mouth before I blow your fucking brains out on the tiled floor!!" 👾 ; "It's a doctor seuss book you fucking dipshit!" 👾 ; "I will not hesitate to fucking murder you." 👾 ; "Why don't you fuck off and finish last, virgin?" 👾 ; "Do you actually wanna fucking fight right now??" 👾 ; "Why would you care about the quality of my ass pics?" 👾 ; "Is there a definition where you blow your brains out with a shotgun while I sit and watch?" 👾 ; "Panhandling pills? What're you, homeless?" 👾 ; "Leave me alone bro, don't be a bitch. Don't make me fight you." 👾 ; "You're just gross? You look like you were breastfed 'till you were 8." 👾 ; "Oh, that's not good.. why are we getting him pizza?" 👾 ; "There's nothing sexy about you, it's just regular harassment." 👾 ; "What're you, my dom?" 👾 ; "Can I tell you to fuck off?" 👾 ; "Fuckin' dumb bitches, I had McDonalds in my room this whole time. Now I have two lunches." 👾 ; "What does making crack do for the community?" 👾 ; "It's get rich or die trying.. I did what I had to." 👾 ; "I'm not gonna burn her house down with expensive gas." 👾 ; "...Are you threatening me in sketchers?" 👾 ; "I'll take the gun you're saving for the cheerleaders and shoot you in the fucking face with it." 👾 ; "Who said we're buying anything? Just steal the shit." 👾 ; "One fish, two fish, red fish, you bitch." 👾 ; "Do you wanna get fucked up or not?!" 👾 ; "I'm gonna call your mom and tell her 'sorry' she'll never have grandkids." 👾 ; "All I asked was 'are you paying for the pizza' and you just went into that." 👾 ; "Yeah long flowing ponytail, very emo." 👾 ; "That was the most weekend dad question you could've possibly asked me."

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Seaside Vacation in the 80's

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Sentence Starters (Part 2) A variety of canon dialogue taken from each route of the main story.

👾 ; "I expect you to carry out your duties with no complaints."

👾 ; "Well, aren't you rude. Cats are free spirits, but they are not con artists."

👾 ; "It's not just a gun, it's a Magical Gun."

👾 ; "It's called a Magical Gun for a reason, numbnuts."

👾 ; "You think you can do anything you want just because you're popular!?"

👾 ; "Nothing to see here, just a guy talking to his TV.."

👾 ; "Sometimes a mask is all an idol has. Sometimes it's all they are."

👾 ; "I've got no mercy for people who waste food."

👾 ; "I'm going to remember this day forever. Because.. it was the day you came into my life."

👾 ; "Sleeping facedown on a school desk can't be good for my neck.."

👾 ; "I don't know if you're just a delinquent or whatever.. but I've never liked thugs like you."

👾 ; "...We can't beat ourselves up over shit we can't change."

👾 ; "If you knew the world was gonna end in a couple minutes.. how would you spend 'em?"

👾 ; "A few minutes, huh? That's not a lot of time.. Well.. I can't really get anywhere in a few minutes.. So I guess.. I'd spend them with you."

[mausguild]

Seaside Vacation in the 80's

13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim Sentence Starters (Part 1) A variety of canon dialogue taken from each route of the main story.

👾 ; "What'll you do, push me over? Pin me down?"

👾 ; "You weren't complaining when you confessed to me."

👾 ; "Let's say some binaries work for me, and others don't."

👾 ; "You sound like you're mad, but these numbers don't lie. You're actually kind of enjoying this, aren't you?"

👾 ; "You really can't stop thinking about me, huh?"

👾 ; "I get it, you're lying to yourself."

👾 ; "Wow, I can feel the disappointment from here."

👾 ; "As long as I've got even a second more, I'd rather spend it with you."

👾 ; "...You're right. I'd rather be holding you right now, myself."

👾 ; "A dress isn't enough to get a rise out of me anymore."

👾 ; "Do I have to need something to hear your voice?"

👾 ; "To achieve victory, one must prepare with a full heart and tenacity."

👾 ; "I take it you're not calling me a cute puppy."

👾 ; "In case I didn't mention, I came from the future."

👾 ; "I know this is sudden, but.. I need to tell you. I.. I love you.."

👾 ; "Haven't heard a thing about love since I was a kid. Until now, that is."

👾 ; "You know.. it seems the two of us are bound by fate."

👾 ; "We're the same age. Stop acting like you're my mom."

👾 ; "You really wanna leave the fate of the world to a cat?"

[mausguild]

◌・❀➵ Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku

❀➵ lyrics taken from various translations of the song

◌・❀➵ Your smile's all I need to see to know we'll leave this endless darkness.

◌・❀➵ Won't you lead me in a dance down this winding road?

◌・❀➵ But know that with love on my side with courage and pride, I'll fight, I will carry on.

◌・❀➵ Bit by bit I'm falling under your charm.

◌・❀➵ You'll keep me and all world far from harm.

◌・❀➵Even when it seems that I don't need you, just know that I'm in love

◌・❀➵ Won't you come along with me?

◌・❀➵ As if by magic, my heart slowly becomes bewitched by you.

◌・❀➵Don’t be scared, hold my hand!

◌・❀➵ Let’s be the first to takе a glance into the unknown.

◌・❀➵Even now, do you think of him whеn you feel alone?

◌・❀➵I’m sure, I’ll stand up fighting for you twice as tall!!!

◌・❀➵But I promise, the love I feel is real!

◌・❀➵But sometimes, you should try to be at ease, for life should be lived as a gentle breeze.

◌・❀➵When it comes to me, my thoughts are tossed around like they're in the blue sea, whenever you express your love to me.

◌・❀➵Hey! I get why you're pushing me away...my love is long overdue.

◌・❀➵Hey! I get why you're pushing me away...

◌・❀➵ Yet, we both know, I had a crush on you since the first day.

[mausguild]

5pm in the boingus chat while playing games

👾 ; "I was awake the whole time I was asleep."

👾 ; "Did you hear about the poptart shaped gun?"

👾 ; "Would you like a tasty cream bullet?"

👾 ; "There is only one weeb in this group and you're lookin at em."

👾 ; "Did he just call us a medieval slur?"

👾 ; "Mementos? I didn't know we were having breath mints!"

👾 ; "I know you're dating the vending machine."

👾 ; "I know you've been cheating on me with the vending machine."

👾 ; "What's privacy is that a type of soda?"

👾 ; "Anything can be vegan if you try hard enough"

👾 ; "Ah yes, my husband, my gay daughter, and the homeless man that lives in my basement."

👾 ; "The taco stand ain't making money like it used to."

👾 ; "You have been censored by the wa police."

👾 ; "I'm posting on my twitter dot com, Brewster you're a bitchass motherfucker. You got a small dick, your dick is smaller than your brain, but your brain is smaller than a walnut."

👾 ; "I always knew brewster was a racist against italians."

👾 ; "Brewster wasn't just racist, he cucked me on my date."

👾 ; "I can't believe I got racially profiled and cucked on valentines day."

👾 ; "Come morning, his pigeon wing wong will be gone."

👾 ; "Italian winters are the coldest of them all, even colder than the arctic."

[mausguild]

11 PM in the McDonalds Ballpit Sentence Starters

all of these beautiful lines were found on @mickey-d-official​

🤡 ; “One day you will care. You will shiver in your boots as the angel of death passes by the doors of your clown-nosed neighbors, but grips your noseless soul with her icy talons. You will care when the mark of the clown saves all but you in this worthless, pitiful world. You will care when you realize that the m on our boxes does NOT stand for McDonald’s, but represents the wings of one of god’s own.”

🤡 ; *takes away your honorary clown nose*

🤡 ; “Your username is literally sonicmpreglover your opinion is automatically wrong.”

🤡 ; “Bold of you to assume I operate on merely one plane of existence :o)”

🤡 ; *plunges into the ballpit with my mustard golden wings spread wide, a deafening response honk sounding as I gently squeeze my nose. The contents of the ballpit effortlessly part before my majesty, and I scoop you up before tossing you to freedom. But oh! What's this? My angel form only lasts so long, and as I transform back, I begin to sink back down into the depths. A life for a life. A fair trade.*

🤡 ; “Friends are for life, no matter how short that life may be!”

🤡 ; “I’m not going to fuck you, pal.”

🤡 ; “You'll love it if I say so.“

🤡 ; “I threaten back, come at me twink. I’ll bloody rip your clown shoes off and reveal your tiny feet. I bet your nose is dull and not shiny, wig matted with the fear of your failures.” 

🤡 ; “Remember, kids! Ronald is not responsible for any tragic accidents that happen in the McDonald’s play area!”

🤡 ; “So does that mean you saw the time I sacrificed little billy to Mc-Satan?”

🤡 ; “Um excuse me, you’re one giant health code violation Mr. Cheese.”

[mausguild]

3 am at Chuck E. Cheese’s Sentence Starters || OVA: Chuck took the kids in the divorce

all these beautiful lines were taken from @chuck-e-cheese-official​​      change names and pronouns as you see fit

🧀 ; “How can I win the tickets to get the divorce papers?”

🧀 ; “To get a divorce you have to win 250,000 tickets and exchange them for the divorce papers.”

🧀 ; “can i win the divorce papers if I'm not married?”

🧀 ; “Can I win the divorce papers even if I'm not old enough to be married?”

🧀 ; “Can I win the divorce papers to give them to someone as a joke?”

🧀 ; “If I win the divorce papers can I make my parents get a divorce?”

🧀 ; “I'm gonna use necromancy to bring chuck back from the dead just so he can make sure you never win the Divorce Papers.”

[mausguild]

3 am at Chuck E. Cheese’s Sentence Starters || Part 3

all these beautiful lines were taken from @chuck-e-cheese-official​  change names and pronouns as you see fit

🧀 ; “how do u like your orphans? Crying directly into jars, so my friends can drink it at the bar.”

🧀 ; “How does it feel now that your bones have been replaced with JELL-O?”

🧀 ; “He turned me into cheese because I was affecting his bottom line.”

🧀 ; “I want to hurt the rat. I'm sending him over with a bat.”

🧀 ; “Throw him down some stairs.”

🧀 ; “I̷͂̆ ̷̣̍k̵̓͜n̸͐̑ò̴̲w̴̃͠ ̷̖̑a̵͛̐b̸̧̑o̸̰͊ǘ̵̈t̵̓͝ ̴̇̚t̴͖̓ḧ̸̔e̷͕͘ ̷̅͗p̴̃̆ṙ̴̈́o̶̢̎p̴̙̾ḧ̸̡́ë̸́͠c̵̍̆ẙ̸̏  Then do your part, asshole.”

🧀 ; “He's alright, hope he drowns in that little boat though.”

🧀 ; “You should be more concerned with the structural integrity of your door.”

🧀 ; “Chuck would mop the floor with that little freak.”

🧀 ; “Finish that project you've been working on, and I'll call off the rat.”

🧀 ; “Be good at games, scrublord I'm ripped.”

🧀 ; “I'll kick the shit out of that corporate fuck.”