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Reasons to Love Benoit Blanc

The accent is funny but admit it, you want to hear it deepen with seductive intent

A million-dollar vocabulary

He actually apologizes profusely for making Marta vomit and offers her his handkerchief

Likes musicals

The rolling-up-the-sleeves thing™️

Doesn’t come off as an asshole for being smart, which is so atypical of the detective archetype we’re used to seeing

Genuinely sees goodness in Marta and praises her kindness

Dramatic af

The only person to actually treat Nana like a person and actually acknowledges that she’d outlived her son, actually humanizing her more than even her own family or even Marta had

Silly donut man...

Steps between the family and Marta, allowing her to flee (brownie points for being protective because umph!!)

Calls out Ransom’s racist bullshit by poking holes at the idea that Harlan’s house is anything ancestral

That scene in the garden at night. You know the one. It’s hot as fuck and you know it

Isn’t an asshole

Isn’t a fucking racist

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I observe the facts, without biases of the head or heart. I determine the arc’s path, stroll leisurely to its terminus, and the truth falls at my feet.

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Archaeologists Excavate a Stunning Roman Mosaic That’s Untarnished From an Italian Vineyard

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Trump’s tweet if Fact-checked!

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Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

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love that adhd feel when “and there goes my ability to read”

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Why did we ever standardise spelling..... what would it be like to just,,, slap any old letturs doun,, just feel the spelling in yor soul... wunt tu add an ekstra e sumwere? go fore it, yor not rong, nuthing is wronge,, imbrace inkonsistensies... Shaykespeer's nayme was spelled mor than 27 diffrint weys during his lifetyme, & this was a kommon and aksepted fenomenon,, Imajin all of us, gleeful childrin, and the letters of the alfabette, finger paynts at our dissposal,, we ar free to yooze them however we wish.... unfetterd

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I get on tumblr dot com, reblog 100 posts in less then 5 minutes, then i leave

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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god the way geralt brutally rejects jaskier as even a friend in episode 6 and jaskier's decision to keep singing the tales of geralt's heroic exploits regardless because he's too devoted to him to just give up on him even after all the harsh things geralt said to him is utterly heartbreaking but it's also kinda hilarious. like jaskier really was just like

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drake?

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