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are you life-threateningly allergic to anything?
#no but for some reason i keep forgetting that im not???#every time i eat a peanut i always think 'WAIT i cant eat this i'll die'#and then i have to think abt it & remind myself ive been eating peanuts literally my entire life
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What if Celestia had Whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣
#principal celestia's just a high school principal but princess celestia has godlike powers & is worshipped for millennia by an entire nation#if i was principal celestia id be like wtf#mlp
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*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰
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'scenes of california,' series digitized by california revealed, 1920s.
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There’s some random guy eating in our house.
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Hearing that people drank coffee as kids is so interesting to me. Coffee was always deemed a grown up drink to me, something the adults got the luxury of.
Same thing happened with steak 😅 though steak and ribs I get were for adults at barbeques.
#no i rly wanted to but it was too much caffeine#so my mom would give me a tiny little cup that was like 80% creamer 20% coffee#which was actually rly smart bc it smelled like coffee but tasted rly sweet & kinda gross so i stopped asking for coffee lmao#buuut then in high school i got super into it and drank so much that my dentist & multiple doctors told me to stop 😭😭
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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet
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