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“ How can you even taste food when it’s spicy, all you taste is the spice then it’s harder to enjoy the food.”

“It’s got the best flavor. Obviously.”

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“ I hardly think I’m missing out. How is spicy food the best food?”

“That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. Spicy food is the best food. You’re missing out, Max.”

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Max grinned at her and took a few steps closer to her, “ Well that’s not my fault, I mean, if I didn’t catch you looking at me all the time, maybe I’d be able to concentrate better, so if anyone received any bad drinks it’s not just my fault it’s yours.” he said to her, amused, “ Luckily though, I haven’t gotten any complaints tonight so we’re both in the clear I think.” he added to her with a playful wink. “ Need any help with any of that?” he asked.

After the Storm || Hannah + Max

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“ I was never really a fan of spicy food.”

“Your loss. I won’t save any.”

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“ I’d rather not, but thanks?”

“You really need to try one of these jalapeno things… So good.”

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“ I’m honestly not too sure what that is, I was hoping you would know..”

“Why are you showing me this? And.. what is it, exactly?”

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Max cleared his throat slightly as he watched her excited reaction to his news which was the complete opposite of his reaction when he found out the truth. Max spent his whole life not knowing who his father was, he just needed some time. Max looked at her, “ Haylee...” he said, trying to get her attention, “ I don’t know if he knows about me, but if he doesn’t, I don’t want him too.” he said, “ The guy didn’t exactly want me, he wanted my mom to get an abortion and I honestly have no interest in getting to know the guy.”

Haylee gaped, her mind turning over the new information. Once it sank in, she bounced with excitement. “I knew it!! Well, not really but I think I felt it before my brain understood it! Oh my god, I’m not an only child anymore?? This is so awesome!!”

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Max nodded his head and decided to just come out with it rather than beat around the bush, “ We’re related. I’m your brother...well, half brother to be more exact...” he said to her, watching her closely to see how she would react.

Okay… Does this have something to do with our last conversation?

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Max had been enjoying his job more than usual over the past couple days, especially when Hannah and him were working the same shifts which happened often to his delight. He often caught himself glancing at her, more than he should’ve but he couldn’t help himself. Since they decided to just got along with what was going on between them things have been going great. They still hadn’t told anyone though and he didn’t mind it so much right now, he didn’t want people to make a big deal out of it, he didn’t want to drama right away. When it was busy though, Max had to force himself to to focus on his job, making sure he make the drinks right, though he still kept an eye on Hannah, a lot of guys came to the Boathouse to drink and hang out and though he knew she was capable of looking after herself when it came to them, he couldn’t help himself.

When things slowed down Max started to do his jobs behind the bar, cleaning up the counters, running dirty cups through the washer and putting them away, still stealing glances at Hannah and grinning slightly when they happened to catch each others glances. Since he had no customers and it was almost closing time, Max busied himself with cutting up fresh limes and lemons for the next day, meanwhile taking note of what he needed to stoke up on as well, looking around the bar area, straws, napkins, he needed to stock up the beer fridges and wipe down the liquor bottles and clean the beer taps and the ice holder, needless to say, he had a lot to do still. When he finished cutting up enough limes and lemons for the next day he stored them in a container, dated them and stuck them in the right fridge where they usually kept all that stuff. Max washed his hands and dried them off before heading to the back, needing to grab some things from the stock room, he pushed his way through the door and grinned when he saw Hannah in there as well, “ Hey.” he replied, “ Fancy meeting you back here.” he said a little playfully.

After the Storm || Hannah + Max

Work the past week or so had been a lot different than Hannah was used to. Normally it was a nuisance that she endured in order to pay her car payment and the occasional shopping trip with her friends. And then the weeks after Halloween had been practically dreadful, but now she looked forward to spending her afternoons at the Boathouse. It was one of the few times now that she wasn’t worrying about any of the crazy supernatural stuff. Not to say that her thoughts weren’t mostly occupied with something other than actually doing her job. Throughout the evening both her eyes and her thoughts easily wandered to the bartender, whom she was positive returned many of her sneaking glances. As the night died down, and she had fewer and fewer tables to wait on she couldn’t help herself from paying more attention to Max than she probably should have been.

“Hannah!” An annoyed voice ripped the blonde from her thoughts. Embarrassment heated her cheeks as she looked up to see one of the shift leaders standing there, obviously having tried to get her attention for a while. “Sorry Stephanie. What were you saying?” The older girl frowned. “I need you to restock the condiments and napkin holders for the back booths, they’ve gotten too low.” Hannah nodded before hurrying off to the storage room, ignoring the girl’s muttering behind her back. It took the small blonde only a few minutes to gather a box of what she needed from the store room. Just as she was walking back toward the door it swung open and Max walked through. Hannah attempted to bite back a grin, “Hey.”

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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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Max had to admit she looked pretty cute when she was embarrassed, “ Hannah.” he said to her, “ It’s fine.” he added, clearly amused by her, she was right though, dogs and wolves were alike in many ways, mainly genes. Max glanced towards the window when he heard more thunder and saw more lightning flash in the sky, the rain still pounding against the roof of the small cabin. He looked back at Hannah, “ It seems like we’ll be here for a little while longer, the storm is still pretty sting out there.” he said to her, he didn’t mind it so much though, it would give them a chance to spend some time together and at least he knew for sure that no one else was around to notice.

Too Close For Comfort || Hannah + Max

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“ What are you talking about.”

“This is hopeless. Everything I find says basically the same thing, and gives no definitive answers.”

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“ No it was nothing you did. I went to see my mom. Take a seat, Haylee, we need to talk.”

Yeah, you kinda ran off… I didn’t say something to offend you, did I?

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“ Hey, sorry I never go back to you the other day...”

Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while… Is everything okay?

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Max listened to her explain the scent and he knew exactly what she was trying to explain, it was the same scent he’d been smelling off her for years, again not as strong as what she was explaining about her dad but the same none the less. “ I know the scent you’re talking about, it’s the same one I get off you....” he said, “ I have to go.....I’ll um...I’ll text you in a bit.” he said before he turned and left.

Revelations // Haylee&Max

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“ You think you may have left it around here at some point? Or are there other places you haven’t checked out yet?”

“It’d be great if you could… I need it for school.”

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“ Sorry Emilie, I can’t say I have, I wasn’t paying much attention to be honest. I can help you look for it though if you’d like?”

Hey, have you seen a purple binder around here?