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Can I get uuuuuh. The funniest bug you know. Please.

probably crickets since they go to all those open mic comedy nights

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“You put porn in child safe spaces.” Then why do the “child safe spaces” have ratings and tags, Karen?

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How Would Things Have Been Different if Javi survived instead of Travis??

I'm thinking about it now, and while Travis kind of faded into the background this season (aside from getting repeatedly abused by Lottie and helping Nat), Javi's death impacted the group's dynamic extremely- more than even Jackie's.

Without Javi there there was no one to protect, no one to shelter from the reality they were all facing. Even though it was small, it's clear that the age difference meant something out there.

Losing Javi and being forced to butcher him alone was one of the main things that sent Shauna over the edge. It's one of the things she refuses to stop punishing the group (especially Natalie) for. And if he wasn't the one who died, being replaced by Travis, since she was the one closest to him after his brother- it would be up to her to protect him. I think that would entirely change the arc and fate of her character- and so also the entire show.

Not everything would change. Javi knows there is something out there- something that kept him safe and alive.

Also they're all still kind of starting to lose it as the idea of going home gets further and further away.

I don't think everything would work out, but it's an interesting thought I might dig into a bit more later.

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

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all politics about ai aside if you use it to create fanwork you're just a fucking dweeb

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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"we're at war with the middle east now" you never stopped being at war with the middle east you idiots.

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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get off of dating apps. the love of your life is posting about cannibal yaoi on tumblr

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It's so funny to me that the term "whump" can easily mean anything from "this character has a cold 😦 but here's another character taking care of him 🙂" all the way over to "this character is being viciously tortured to death" and sometimes those two creators are following each other.

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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of