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YESSSSSS MY BOYFRIEND

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my vocabulary rapidly switches between "meme caption" and "victorian adolescent"

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can't stand his gay ass

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The FDA has approved a twice yearly injection to prevent HIV!!

Let's hear it for some GOOD news!!

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If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good

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OK I have a hard time telling who does and doesn’t like it so reblog this if you’re a selfshipper who is ok with getting anonymous f/o messages, notes, letters, greetings, etc in your inbox

(and to anyone who likes writing them, you can use this post to find people who enjoy accepting them)

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Sick of seeing attractive gay couples on instagram. Where’s all the ugly ones, I want to feel like I have a chance

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i dreamt there was a live-action show with a guy dressed in a doofenshmirtz costume (the other characters were puppets) and they for real showed his pussy at one point and everyone in the room watching the show with me looked at me.

the doof costume by the way:

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F/Os catching you right before you go to sit next to them and grabbing you by your waist/hips to pull you into their lap instead……. And then either leaving their hands there or wrapping their arms around you and nuzzling their face into your hair or neck with a little hum of happiness…….

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I’m currently selling these bat and wolf adoptables individually on dealer’s den for 35 dollars each! If you are interested and don’t want to go through dealers den, you are welcome to contact me here and I will take payment directly <3 buyer receives full character rights and permissions to modify, as well as the full resolution unwatermarked character art

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the making of ⍉ ventricle ii. ⍟

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FIIINNEEE more fluffy deadjokes

BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

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MickHorst. Of course. small comic and different age Horst doodles under read more

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friendly reminder:

ur f/o loves you more than the universe, they're so so so soooooo in love with you <3

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Summer Time YCH’s!

Choose between any of these YCH options for some summertime fun! 🐠🌴☀️

Flat colors! Any species, body type, and gender!

Please dm if interested :> shares super appreciated! 💖