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these are amazing

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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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"how do you end up with 172 asks in ur inbox" well I keep waiting for when I'm coherent enough to answer them eloquently and well I think I'm gonna be waiting forever...

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They should do an immersive Orpheus and Eurydice stage play where the whole audience has to turn their back on the stage though the actors still have choreography and if a single person looks back to try to view the performance then Eurydice dies and everyone has to go home

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

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GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually