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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

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censorship

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fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

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Imagine being JD Vance, who makes such a huge part of his personality being catholic. The pope himself takes time to lecture you on compassion then promptly DIES. The pope uses one of his last hours on earth to tell you that you suck at your religion on EASTER. And then DIES. Anyway RIP Pope Francis

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the perks of being knackered and hysterical is that all instagram reels are 100% funnier

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Cigarettes should have a little maze game on the back or a crossword

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aww hes so cute whats his name? *touches your babys foreheead and curses him*

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starting a collection #blackmold

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i want unnecessary sex scenes to happen to me

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I hate being a grown up what do you mean my exams matter now and are hard

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this man is so hot it’s painful

What a fucking dork. Yeah, but he's our dork.

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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things