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No non furry option, it's 2025 you get a fursona now
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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.
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finished chapter three, wish the secret boss was easier to get to because i may have to replay the whole chapter 馃樋 otherwise i鈥檓 finally in the dark world in chapter four 馃檹 mr fox keeping me on my toes!!
#deltarune#delta rune#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 4#deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter 3 spoilers#deltarune chapter 4 spoilers
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i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love
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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.
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"the best way to screw jkr over is by making her characters queer!" actually. The best way to screw jkr over is to stop engaging with the property she still profits off of and read a different fucking book
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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
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happy homestuck day to all my fellow non-practicing homestuck fans out there
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Oh joyous day! Happy 19th anniversary of neil banging out the tunes and happy 16th anniversary of homestuck
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth
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