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Boys say that “Call of Duty is not a girls game”. They’re just mad because they will never be like these men.

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the sluttiest thing a man can do is dye his hair platinum blond. the second sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a fishnet shirt. luckily for us the vocalist of paleface does both

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middle school me reading the most jaw dropping toe curling traumatizing fanfic at 4 am when i had to wake up at 6 am

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I need to get better

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Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

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the two genders are forest by twenty one pilots and kitchen sink by twenty one pilots

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How did I fall in love with this idiot? the idiot

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screaming, crying, throwing up, passing away

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When Neck Deep said “I came out grieving, barely breathing and you came out alright”

I FUCKING FELT THAT SHIT.

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The year is 2024. A robot is flirting with Misha Collins and his blue eyes. You are blogging about it on Tumblr. Somewhere in the back, Jensen Ackles is writing his reboot plans on a T-shirt. You hear the faint voice of "I love you, Dean" in your head 24/7. The angel is gay.

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New business idea

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i love bands where the singer can’t sing but can convey emotions though their singing in a way that is impossible to describe. like yes u sing like an absolute dickhead but you are also somehow expressing exactly how i feel through the cracks in your voice

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girl what if i folded the timeline over and over again just to make a world that would let you exist...... and we were both girls

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PARTNERS IN TIME!! 🦋🦌

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gay people will say "i know a spot" and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then