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logged on 2 inform the world that merlin barfed the biggest hairball ive ever seen right in the middle of the kitchen

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Guilty dog desperately asks for forgiveness

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this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

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SUPAKITTY

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today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

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logs on gets angry logs off

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me: everyone does not actually hate you. your anxiety is manipulating your thoughts to make you feel that way. in reality, you are a very well-liked individual with many friends who love and care for you.

also me: okay....that sounds fake but okay

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you've heard of the big bad wolf, now get ready for

small good cat

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brutusfeels:

haberdashing:

ofshxeld:

MY FAVOURITE trope is the 

“leave all your weapons” *takes out far more weapons than expected (or logically able to carry)*

and then

“i said ALL of them”

*takes out a dozen more weapons from increasingly improbable locations*

And then *stern look*

*pulls out one more tiny pistol*

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Parliament has dissolved, which means that the election office in your region will be opening within the next week and as early as tomorrow.

Working an election day is admittedly long, stressful, and exhausting. On the other hand, it pays well and it doesn’t interfere much with your regular job if you have one.

Read more for what I hope is a pretty thorough breakdown of the process and requirements. Feel free to send me any questions and I’ll do my best to answer them, or direct you to a place that can.

Keep reading

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Canadians aren’t super polite, they just aren’t assholes.

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Wait... So do you ship zutara?

some might call me the captain.

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thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

When You Serenade a Disney Lover… 🎶 (W/ Ally Gursky)

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let-the-phoenix-fly:

malfxoys:

my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

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