maya-chirps
maya-chirps
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♤Maya♤ | filipino•aroace•they/she | ~ struggling to live normally every day ~
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maya-chirps · 7 minutes ago
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hey guys can you develop more complex nuanced loving views of yourselves. thanks.
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maya-chirps · 23 minutes ago
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anyone else notice that looking at the calendar is getting scary recently
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maya-chirps · 1 hour ago
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(me explaining how the conclave works to my brainrotted 15 year old sibling) imagine if they locked you and your peers in a room with no phone or nintendo switch until you agree to elect a winner
(my brainrotted 15 year old sibling): wow... that sounds like a mr beast challenge
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maya-chirps · 3 hours ago
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notice how it's "with mama" and not "with papa". even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i'd be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr
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maya-chirps · 3 hours ago
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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.
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maya-chirps · 9 hours ago
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Redraw for mother's day 👉👈
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maya-chirps · 9 hours ago
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I know you wanted me away But I am called to be the first Pope from the USA I heard that there's a special place where God talks directly to me every time I pray
I'm having holy dreams, of ruling the Holy See Hear Santa Monica, her son is calling me Won't make the bishops proud, the USCCB Will see their bro in Christ, I know they're gonna scream
"God, what will you do? You once were our boy, then you went to Peru," oh Fathers I'm on the balcony In my vestments, they elected me as the
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maya-chirps · 9 hours ago
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There's an interview with American Cardinal Dolan where he said that most people, although having a positive view on Prevost/Leo prior to meeting him as someone who works at the Vatican, weren't that well-acquainted with him and he felt like he did come from nowhere where even the American cardinals didn't knew he was American. He also believed that there were some cardinals that didn't knew he was American either.
One thing he says is that one of the things that could've been his advantage is that he wasn't popular (probably to outsiders of the college) and therefore most people didn't really see him as a cardinal that was attached to what he says are "trends" which is interesting. He also pointed out that what he found interesting is that a headline in an Italian newspaper described Leo as a "calm pope" or a "peaceful pope" which made him believe that perhaps him being calm was what also moved the other cardinal electors to vote for him, though he has kept his secret on whether or not he did which makes sense.
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