maya-mmj
maya-mmj
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they/them in their 20's. I love ttrpgs (esp OSR stuff!) Read my Old-School-Essentials play reports at d4-hp-magic-user
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maya-mmj · 2 hours ago
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I'm going to frame this in my house
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maya-mmj · 14 hours ago
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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maya-mmj · 14 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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walk her like a dog [1]
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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waiter! waiter! the kind of femme that needs her tits groped every other second please!
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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Got a very good compliment today haha
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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I was thinking about how I have grown to value mandatory voting over a system that allows allegedly more freedom. Because in country, mandatory voting means I just have to send in a ballot. It can be empty or filled with the write in ballot "pickle farts" if I want.
If I go to the voting station all I have to do is get my name checked off. I don't have to vote if I don't want to.
But it means it is much more difficult for the government to try and suppress voters. Because voters have a legal obligation to go to the polls, so you can't restrict them or try tactics to dissuade them.
Voting polls are open long hours with access to food and water being a fairly standard staple. You don't need any form of ID, you have to be given time to go vote in work hours without penalty if you cannot do it after work hours.
Every now and then a politician tries some small way of voter suppression but it isn't as easy. And so I have learned to appreciate it.
But when I googled, out of curiosity, if the USA had ever had anything like that I was met with a barrage of websites talking about freedom and justice and the absolute liberty of Americans. I thought an eagle was going to bust out of the screen.
Going through some of these I noticed they were think tanks connected to billionaires, one of them was funded and created by the Koch brothers.
Gotta love how often the American "freedom" is actually used as a way to further deny actual freedoms, both linguistically and politically.
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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Unironically A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet is the first piece of media I read fanfiction of. As I closed the book and put it back on my shelf I went "oooh I get it now ". I just love them so much oh my god.
ok I AM GOING to do a 100 days of Becky Chambers fanfic marathon, in which I read one a03 fanfic tagged with Becky Chambers each day. I WILL Not regret posting this when I wake up tomorrow
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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i went in to get a bra fitting today and I had a big conversation with the woman who runs the boutique i go to about her advice for trans women re:underwire bras and fittings, so I'm gonna pass that along!
she said that underwire bras aren't typically made with trans women's' ribcages in mind, but that if you have smaller boobs a soft bralette or sports bra is totally fine. it's also possible that bras made for drag will fit, but she wasn't sure how helpful that would be and neither was I, since we're not talking about a boob plate here. i was asking on behalf of some of my friends who have naturally big boobs after horomones though, and she told me that if your breast tissue feels unsupported or you're getting new back pain that you think is coming from there, your best bet is to get fitted at a small boutique, and that there are higher band sizes that you can try.
I told her some of the girls I know are scared to do this and she reccomended to have someone call the place for you and ask outright, being upfront that you're nervous about it, and then base your decision on how they react. but also that most independent bra stores are probably friendly because they're being run by hippies. At a chain like victoria's secret or something they're not going to carry higher band sizes at all, plus you're never gonna be able to tell who you'll get at a chain, so she recommends calling a smaller place where you can really get a read on the people there from talking on the phone.
I hope somebody finds that helpful!
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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maya-mmj · 2 days ago
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DON’T SCROLL, PLEASE I BEG YOU.
Right now, Gaza is on the edge of an unimaginable tragedy. The UN has warned that 14,000 babies could die in the next 48 hours due to starvation and lack of medical care. My own son, little Qais, is among them. He is weak, malnourished, and sleeping with hunger in his eyes. We are pleading with anyone who sees this: please donate. Even a small act of kindness can save a child's life.
Why is this happening to our children?
The famine in Gaza is growing because of three devastating reasons.
First, the ongoing war has destroyed food supply chains and left markets empty.
Second, humanitarian aid is severely restricted, with trucks unable to reach those in need.
Third, water and electricity shortages make it nearly impossible for families to cook or preserve food. Children like Qais are the most vulnerable — their small bodies cannot survive this slow and silent death.
I am begging you — don’t scroll away.
My son Qais is just a little boy. He should be playing, smiling, growing — not starving in a cold tent. Every day, he grows weaker, and I fear the worst. Please, open your heart. Share this message. Donate whatever you can. Your help could be the reason Qais wakes up tomorrow. Don’t let another child be lost to hunger. Please, please help us.
PLEASE DONATE HERE
If Qais was your only child, would you leave him to face his fate alone?
DONATE HERE PLEASE
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Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭
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maya-mmj · 3 days ago
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You're a whiny little dog, aren't you? I almost feel bad. You look so needy and desperate right now. It's cute on you. You wanna get off so bad? Oh, poor baby. It must be hard for you not being able to touch your puppy parts. If you beg, and beg pretty, I'll let you hump against my leg. How about that. Does puppy want that? Yes? Oh, good pet. Ah ah, no. Dogs don't use human words. You don't use big human words, because you're just a dumb puppy. Remember? Yeah... c'mon. Bark. Louder. Good puppy. Go on, then. Grind up against Owner like the pathetic mutt you are.
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maya-mmj · 3 days ago
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Mech pilot so disoriented and unfocused out of the cockpit she has to be led around the hangar on a leash and collar just so she won't wander off.
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maya-mmj · 3 days ago
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sona update !
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maya-mmj · 3 days ago
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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maya-mmj · 3 days ago
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