It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I simply asked him to leave me a loan
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*Still uses pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust*
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My heart is not a guest house for your short visits.
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“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
— Paulo Coelho
(via amargedom)
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“Paper due at 11:59? Nowhere close to being done? Submit a paper you’ve done for another class and then use the time between then and when your professor emails you saying, “Oops! Looks like you submitted the wrong paper” to work on your actual paper.”
— Life Hacks For People With No Moral Compass (x)
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