bro WHERE is the love of my life this isn’t funny anymore
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omg.
sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.
(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)
okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol
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merry crisis
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they need to invent a version of me who can go to sleep before 1am
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DONT DO THIS TO MY HEART—
James: Do you want to know your gay name?
Regulus: My... my gay name?
James: Yeah, it's your first name-
Regulus: Haha. Very funny James-
James: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Regulus: Oh- oh my god.
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How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
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"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭
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I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror.
– Regulus Black
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Regulus: can you do that thing?
James: what?
Regulus: you know, that thing that always makes me happy
James: oh
James: *smiles*
Regulus: thank you
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"Abolish gender!"
NO.
liberate gender
Free gender from the confines of the patriarchy and give it to everyone in whatever ways they want it.
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you’re trying to tell me that Regulus discovers his boyfriend and brother are the youngest ever animagi.
and he? what?
accepts it?
no. he’s a petty motherfucker.
the day afterwards he would begin the process, and not speak to any of them. which is very much a him thing to do, communicating only through notes for a month out of anger.
except when they all decide this is enough, and corner him
he just smiles and transforms into a black cat before their eyes.
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i’m gonna make you a soup
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
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james: regulus is playing hard to get
james: little does he know, im hard to get rid of
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James: *losing two Quidditch games in a row*
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