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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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i genuinely think people harassing celebs is a labor rights issue as well as a conversation about boundaries. celebs make art for you and perform for you but they, like me performing my metaphorical song and dance for my customers, have off the clock time that needs to be recognized for what it is. celebs are artists making art for you, they, a person, are not a commodity. you are not entitled to them at any time day or night any more than my boss is entitled to ask me to work off the clock either.

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THE GOOD PLACE (2016-2020)

4.06 — A Chip Driver Mystery

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Octavia Butler’s list of concepts that are sexy, via LA Review.

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

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"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

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there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

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Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

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THEM

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Voting for Democrats is the "leaving the house, getting some exercise, and drinking more water is good for your mental health" of societal change. Everyone keeps telling you to do it, worst of all your mom keeps telling you to do it, and it's not a magical cure-all, but it actually works and rotting in your room shitposting does not help in either scenario.