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listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker

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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

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DONT EVER READ THIS FIC

WORST DECISION I EVER MADE.

Whatever got him to stop thinking about anything that would ruin his life even more than it already was.

Sometimes he went to school. Sometimes he didn’t.

Sometimes he saw Jake.

When that happened, he did what he did best. Make the worst possible decision he could think of.

He avoided Jake like the plague and pretended he didn’t exist.

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or, the fic where jeremy hits rock bottom and grabs a shovel

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people on here will be blorboposting about their averagely named blorbos with their first names only. "john is sooo wet cat coded especially when he made that lady shoot herself" john who exactly. john as in the republican kid who goes to my school and swears he isn't gay but likes mens thirst traps on instagram ? we must elaborate on the johns.

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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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been getting really into rockhounding lately and the subreddits are great

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with due respect business insider I think that millennial fandom moms have been this site's strongest warriors for the past 15+ years

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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My favorite thing ever when watching cartoons as a kid was when a character got a change from their static wardrobe so like needless to say I do appreciate Michael's long lost Upgrade fit

and for pt 2 I was graduating yesterday and just felt like drawing them (mostly Michael) getting a little wasted at a party