This is so accurate, it’s scary
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requested by thespacecoreofportal2
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me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma
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great way to hide having red eyes for a min
people with glasses trying to wear masks rn
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I’ve been stupid all of 2020, but nothing compares to literally anytime before 2017 holy fuck 😂 let’s just forget I was a person before like maybe three weeks ago
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
2014: wow I was so stupid last year
2015: wow I was so stupid last year
2016: wow I was so stupid last year
2017: wow I was so stupid last year
2018: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
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Me, a woman: wow she’s so fuckin hot
Friend: uh that sounds a little gay
Me:
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